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  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,916
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    I wish they would show hill street blues again. brilliant series.

    You can get the first two seasons on DVD. I know, i had them.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,211
    Goonerhater said:

    They can keep you in the cells at either Greenwich or Lewisham for up to 24 hours before they need to charge you. If they cant prove who you are they defo will nd the food is so bad at Lewisham Jude Law is leading a protest

    Noted, thanks. I can't run the risk of getting charged with an offence, plus my daughter is coming along now, which changes things a bit. Shame.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,684
    Uboat said:

    This is probably a naive question, but if the worse comes to the worst and I get collared by a steward and handed over to the police, if I have no means of identification on me, what can they actually do if I just lie about who I am?

    Also, auto-correct wanted to change 'collared by a steward' to 'violated by a steward' and now I feel a bit scared.

    Just claim you're an undocumented Syrian and that you want to claim asylum.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,011
    I wonder if the Ref will deliberately give Charlton a free kick in the 59th min right by the tunnel during which Nick Pope runs up to get involved in any arguments...
  • Crusty54
    Crusty54 Posts: 3,244
    SantaClaus said:

    Uboat said:

    This is probably a naive question, but if the worse comes to the worst and I get collared by a steward and handed over to the police, if I have no means of identification on me, what can they actually do if I just lie about who I am?

    Also, auto-correct wanted to change 'collared by a steward' to 'violated by a steward' and now I feel a bit scared.

    Just claim you're an undocumented Syrian and that you want to claim asylum.
    you will have your ticket which can be traced back
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,684
    Crusty54 said:

    SantaClaus said:

    Uboat said:

    This is probably a naive question, but if the worse comes to the worst and I get collared by a steward and handed over to the police, if I have no means of identification on me, what can they actually do if I just lie about who I am?

    Also, auto-correct wanted to change 'collared by a steward' to 'violated by a steward' and now I feel a bit scared.

    Just claim you're an undocumented Syrian and that you want to claim asylum.
    you will have your ticket which can be traced back
    Rule #1 of claiming asylum. Burn your documents.
  • KINSELLA7
    KINSELLA7 Posts: 83
    Yes, they went to certain and utterly pointless deaths!!
  • KINSELLA7
    KINSELLA7 Posts: 83
    I was obviously referring to McBobbins picture fro Black Adder 4
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,808
    Atletico Addick said:

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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,379
    That tells me the rumours of "as long as you're peaceful the stewards and police won't get heavyhanded" are wrong, and they'll take a pretty no nonsense view on anyone "trespassing"
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,713
    sam3110 said:

    That tells me the rumours of "as long as you're peaceful the stewards and police won't get heavyhanded" are wrong, and they'll take a pretty no nonsense view on anyone "trespassing"

    If there's 1 or 2 yeah. 100 or 200 though and I imagine their approach would be very different. Don't think they'd want a mass brawl on the pitch.
  • SpicedAddick
    SpicedAddick Posts: 737
    Atletico Addick said:

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    £7.50 for pie and a pint?
    I think I'll get mine somewhere else.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Don't worry. They'll show the wrong screen before kick off.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,266
    I think a 3 year banning order could be quite timely for those that want to do this. Could coincide with RD packing up
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Crusty54 said:

    Entering a pitch at any game is a criminal offence.

    Getting arrested and banned from every ground is the likely outcome.

    So no football and problems with future employment.

    And no holiday this Summer as you'll Likely have to surrender your passport for The Euros.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    PL54 said:

    Crusty54 said:

    Entering a pitch at any game is a criminal offence.

    Getting arrested and banned from every ground is the likely outcome.

    So no football and problems with future employment.

    And no holiday this Summer as you'll Likely have to surrender your passport for The Euros.
    Have a staycation ; )
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,791
    PL54 said:

    Crusty54 said:

    Entering a pitch at any game is a criminal offence.

    Getting arrested and banned from every ground is the likely outcome.

    So no football and problems with future employment.

    And no holiday this Summer as you'll Likely have to surrender your passport for The Euros.
    What if you don't have a British passport?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,011
    Atletico Addick said:

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    Good time to show it... The 30 or so people inside can consider themselves warned!!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,358
    Atletico Addick said:

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    There it is. In black and white...

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    SpicedAddick said:

    Atletico Addick said:

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    £7.50 for pie and a pint?
    I think I'll get mine somewhere else.
    Bet there will be a fair few in black and white taking that offer up.
  • SE9
    SE9 Posts: 809
    Do it at half time, 2 mins before 2nd half starts. On a Technicality it will mean it's not the playing area
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Atletico Addick said:

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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,358
    SE9 said:

    Do it at half time, 2 mins before 2nd half starts. On a Technicality it will mean it's not the playing area

    Sadly not. The Act is in force between two hours before the start and an hour after the game finishes.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Chizz said:

    SE9 said:

    Do it at half time, 2 mins before 2nd half starts. On a Technicality it will mean it's not the playing area

    Sadly not. The Act is in force between two hours before the start and an hour after the game finishes.
    I wish the players knew this (:
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    On the pitch 60 mins!!!

    No ifs or buts!!!

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    On the pitch 60 mins!!!

    No ifs or buts!!!

    but I'm in France
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,791
    edited March 2016
    So the club tell you can't go on the pitch and then run an advert on the screen informing users can play on the pitch if we hire it.

  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,211
    Crusty54 said:

    SantaClaus said:

    Uboat said:

    This is probably a naive question, but if the worse comes to the worst and I get collared by a steward and handed over to the police, if I have no means of identification on me, what can they actually do if I just lie about who I am?

    Also, auto-correct wanted to change 'collared by a steward' to 'violated by a steward' and now I feel a bit scared.

    Just claim you're an undocumented Syrian and that you want to claim asylum.
    you will have your ticket which can be traced back
    It's all academic now, but as I was querying up to buy my ticket with cash, a bloke came over and very kindly gave me two that he didn't want.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,879
    Bedsaddick said:

    Atletico Addick said:

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