I saw a weird sight in Barnet this afternoon (seeing a client over there) - a women in her forties crossed the road in front of me & was wearing a bar OVER her shirt. She was quite a big breasted lady & the bra straps resembled a rucksack, but from the front it definitely looked like a bra.............and I have seen quite a few in my time to know the difference !!
Henley Regatta starts in a week or two. Never have I seen so much of such high quality in so small a place, all dressed up to the nines. I shall be attending over the weekend in my capacity as impartial observer.
I have missed one year since 1976 and agree there are stupendous sights but you need to also visit the Guards Polo Club Queens Cup.
I saw a weird sight in Barnet this afternoon (seeing a client over there) - a women in her forties crossed the road in front of me & was wearing a bar OVER her shirt. She was quite a big breasted lady & the bra straps resembled a rucksack, but from the front it definitely looked like a bra.............and I have seen quite a few in my time to know the difference !!
She must have started a trend... After all Wayne Rooney + Older Lady...
Yesterday we got called to a fire in a local high street. I was knackered hot and sweaty but a lot of nice young ladies kept giving us bottles of cold water. Not had that many young women smile at me since........well never.
Yesterday we got called to a fire in a local high street. I was knackered hot and sweaty but a lot of nice young ladies kept giving us bottles of cold water. Not had that many young women smile at me since........well never.
I thought you brought your own water with you. Cut backs is it?
Yesterday we got called to a fire in a local high street. I was knackered hot and sweaty but a lot of nice young ladies kept giving us bottles of cold water. Not had that many young women smile at me since........well never.
I thought you brought your own water with you. Cut backs is it?
Indeed we have one big boot each these days to stamp any blaze out.
I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....
I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....
I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....
That joke qualifies for your one that lists those over 90
I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....
2002 are on the phone and they want their joke back
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Glaringly obvious she had no bra on, displaying the most fantastic bangers with nipples you could hang your coat on.
I got so distracted I forgot what I went in for!
Quality.
Quality of bird round here is exceptional. Much more skin on show
I shall be living vicariously off of you City lot as i work in Chatham...
.....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....