Crumpet
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Crumpet - definition - a sexually desirable woman or one regarded as a sex object.Daddy_Pig said:
So, surely, there's no such thing as bad crumpet? That would be a two-bagger. Unless you mean bad as in good? Like Bad Kitty. In which case bad crumpet certainly wins out over no crumpet......1 -
Henley Regatta starts in a week or two. Never have I seen so much of such high quality in so small a place, all dressed up to the nines.
I shall be attending over the weekend in my capacity as impartial observer.8 -
I've been thoroughly treated today, working in Southampton. My God the crumpet/fanny/clunge/minge/stuff/treacles are magnificent today, they have all made an effort. Awesome work girls4
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Walking through Westfield today and their has been something for everyone, no matter what your taste..!!3
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You lucky bastards!
It's only because the CL Outrage Squad are too busy elsewhere that you are getting away with this sort of grossly sexist nonsense!
BTW, saw a perfect pair of bangers on the way to work this morning...
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I don't think the thread needs to be sexist.
Appreciating lovely females (and males of course for others) is a great sight!0 -
1StevieG said:
Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....Dazzler21 said:
Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.sam3110 said:I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
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You cant help but admire a lovely pair of norks,suns out,buns out1
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I said bird not Rab C Nesbit pre op......Beardface said:1StevieG said:
Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....Dazzler21 said:
Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.sam3110 said:I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
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I love it. This time of year when 20 stone men decide to take their vests off.
Gurn face....
Even the homeless man sat outside Woolwich dlr had the right hump with the topless Adonis as everyone was hurrying past with no donation given.
Keep your tops on lads. No need.
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Ascot for me tomorrow.
Be seeing you !!
Let's hope there's plemty in the tank.1 -
Fenchurch Street has been a bloody treat so far this week0
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Not wrong there.Croydon said:Fenchurch Street has been a bloody treat so far this week
Walked past yesterday as a train had just arrived.
Those Essex girls are something else.3 -
At the outside pool David Lloyd Dartford. Got my mirrored sunglasses on and exercising my eyes in every angle possible! Phew it's hot!2
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There seems to be a complete lack of rules on this thread, and when someone does abide, its a picture of Jimmy Krankie.4
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Driving through the city yesterday, I lost count of the amount of times I had to slam on the brakes due to not completely concentrating on the road in front of me!!!1
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There was one this morning, I was mesmerised by her bum, then her tits, then boat, then legs, then bum again...all in about the space of .5 of a second, my head was spinning!
At 54 it is no good for the ticker!8 -
I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.16 - Sponsored links:
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Driving with due care & an erection.carly burn said:Driving through the city yesterday, I lost count of the amount of times I had to slam on the brakes due to not completely concentrating on the road in front of me!!!
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The greatest annual chav fest.Heath Hero said:I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.1 -
That's Aintree.DaveMehmet said:
The greatest annual chav fest.Heath Hero said:I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.5 -
Agreed - ladies day provides all the eye candy you need and is also hilarious.Covered End said:
That's Aintree.DaveMehmet said:
The greatest annual chav fest.Heath Hero said:I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.
Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
Chester races can also be attractive!2 -
A picture of Jimmy Krankie advising you where she will stick her thumb....Robbo on the wing said:There seems to be a complete lack of rules on this thread, and when someone does abide, its a picture of Jimmy Krankie.
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I do recall seeing a car going into the back of another car because the driver was clearly admiring a lovely lady walking by a couple of years ago! It was quite funny!0
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Beardface said:1StevieG said:
Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....Dazzler21 said:
Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.sam3110 said:I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
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She reminds me a bit of Rab C Nesbitt's wife!2
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Very dissapointing thread1 -
Have to say, the walk from London Blackfriars to Whitechapel was simply lovleh this morning. Made a nice change. Until I got to Whitechapel. Sigh.3
