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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Daddy_Pig said:

    limeygent said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Crumpet is crumpet...
    No crumpet better than bad crumpet?
    Crumpet - definition - a sexually desirable woman or one regarded as a sex object.

    So, surely, there's no such thing as bad crumpet? That would be a two-bagger. Unless you mean bad as in good? Like Bad Kitty. In which case bad crumpet certainly wins out over no crumpet......
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    Henley Regatta starts in a week or two. Never have I seen so much of such high quality in so small a place, all dressed up to the nines.
    I shall be attending over the weekend in my capacity as impartial observer.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    Daddy_Pig said:

    limeygent said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Crumpet is crumpet...
    No crumpet better than bad crumpet?
    no such thing as bad crumpet. Just ones you don't want to see again
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,247
    I've been thoroughly treated today, working in Southampton. My God the crumpet/fanny/clunge/minge/stuff/treacles are magnificent today, they have all made an effort. Awesome work girls
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    Walking through Westfield today and their has been something for everyone, no matter what your taste..!!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    You lucky bastards!

    It's only because the CL Outrage Squad are too busy elsewhere that you are getting away with this sort of grossly sexist nonsense!

    BTW, saw a perfect pair of bangers on the way to work this morning...
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    I don't think the thread needs to be sexist.

    Appreciating lovely females (and males of course for others) is a great sight!
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,128
    1StevieG said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....
    image
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,690
    You cant help but admire a lovely pair of norks,suns out,buns out
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited June 2017
    Beardface said:

    1StevieG said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....
    image
    I said bird not Rab C Nesbit pre op......
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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    I love it. This time of year when 20 stone men decide to take their vests off.

    Gurn face....

    Even the homeless man sat outside Woolwich dlr had the right hump with the topless Adonis as everyone was hurrying past with no donation given.

    Keep your tops on lads. No need.
  • markmc68
    markmc68 Posts: 1,593
    Ascot for me tomorrow.
    Be seeing you !!
    Let's hope there's plemty in the tank.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    markmc68 said:

    Ascot for me tomorrow.
    Be seeing you !!
    Let's hope there's plemty in the tank.

    How does he put it...

    Simply Lovely :)
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Fenchurch Street has been a bloody treat so far this week
  • Bow_Addick
    Bow_Addick Posts: 528
    Croydon said:

    Fenchurch Street has been a bloody treat so far this week

    Not wrong there.
    Walked past yesterday as a train had just arrived.
    Those Essex girls are something else.
  • At the outside pool David Lloyd Dartford. Got my mirrored sunglasses on and exercising my eyes in every angle possible! Phew it's hot!
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    edited June 2017
    There seems to be a complete lack of rules on this thread, and when someone does abide, its a picture of Jimmy Krankie.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Driving through the city yesterday, I lost count of the amount of times I had to slam on the brakes due to not completely concentrating on the road in front of me!!!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    There was one this morning, I was mesmerised by her bum, then her tits, then boat, then legs, then bum again...all in about the space of .5 of a second, my head was spinning!

    At 54 it is no good for the ticker!
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    edited June 2017
    I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.

    Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601

    I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.

    Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.

    The greatest annual chav fest.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008

    I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.

    Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.

    The greatest annual chav fest.
    That's Aintree.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    edited June 2017

    I was delighted to note the start of the annual mutton dressed as lamb competition at Waterloo this morning.

    Otherwise known as Royal Ascot. The difference between them all tottering off on to the train in the morning and them all staggering off it bare foot, pissed and sunburnt in the evening is quite something.

    The greatest annual chav fest.
    That's Aintree.
    Agreed - ladies day provides all the eye candy you need and is also hilarious.

    Chester races can also be attractive!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964

    There seems to be a complete lack of rules on this thread, and when someone does abide, its a picture of Jimmy Krankie.

    A picture of Jimmy Krankie advising you where she will stick her thumb....
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,729
    I do recall seeing a car going into the back of another car because the driver was clearly admiring a lovely lady walking by a couple of years ago! It was quite funny!
  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,063
    Beardface said:

    1StevieG said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....
    image
    image

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,729
    She reminds me a bit of Rab C Nesbitt's wife!
  • No pics
    Very dissapointing thread
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Have to say, the walk from London Blackfriars to Whitechapel was simply lovleh this morning. Made a nice change. Until I got to Whitechapel. Sigh.