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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    iaitch said:

    The world is falling apart with this and the shortage of courgettes and halloumi.

    Don't forget the avocado.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Jezza loves crumpet.
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,679
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Jezza loves crumpet.
    image

    He's thinking.

    You are good but not as good as Diane Abbott.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,045
    Mantlepiece and fires.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,045
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Jezza loves crumpet.
    image

    7/10
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    He might be getting ready for a general erection?
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Lol. This thread always amuses when it gets its annual airing. Having just had a run down the prom this evening I swear half of Charlton Life would literally explode, or get arrested, if they lived down here in sunny, sunny Bournemouth.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,247
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Jezza loves crumpet.
    image

    If he's not smacking Emily Thornberry on the tit he's gazing longingly at Baywatch star Pamela Andersons chebs and all he can hear in his head is ma-ma, ma-ma
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited June 2018
    Carter said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Jezza loves crumpet.
    image

    If he's not smacking Emily Thornberry on the tit he's gazing longingly at Baywatch star Pamela Andersons chebs and all he can hear in his head is ma-ma, ma-ma
    Nah, he's on TV.
    And he has to get up to leave the interview.
    As someone said, he's thinking, ''Thatcher in a swimsuit, Thatcher in a swimsuit''

    or this
    "I would like to engineer a very Slow withdrawal with an Option to re-enter under favourable Terms as and when I like"
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    edited June 2018
    International hard core Socialism my arse, i'd sell my principles for feelthy greenbacks for the sweat off of Pammies perfumed pups... Diane who?
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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    soapy_jones said:

    International hard core Socialism my arse, i'd sell my principles for feelthy greenbacks for the sweat off of Pammies perfumed pups... Diane who?

    Changed your tune at the first sign of cleavage other than Diane’s.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Just because you’re on a diet mate, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Very dark/silvered sunglasses - it may not be your style but allows undetected glances in any direction.

    Allegedly!

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    DaveMehmet said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Just because you’re on a diet mate, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.

    No, what I meant was I was totally enamoured by her beauty, hanging on each sweet word that passed her lips to the point I didn’t realise other females existed.








  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Just because you've got a piece of fillet steak waiting for you at home doesn't mean you don't fancy a burger on the way...
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,792
    RedChaser said:

    Lovely ousing with butter and jam on, not good for your sugar levels or cholesterol though :wink: .

    Butter and marmite's a cracking combination, too.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    AddickUpNorth said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Just because you’re on a diet mate, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.

    No, what I meant was I was totally enamoured by her beauty, hanging on each sweet word that passed her lips to the point I didn’t realise other females existed.








    She reads The forum, doesn't she.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    All hail soleil....

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