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  • iaitch said:

    The world is falling apart with this and the shortage of courgettes and halloumi.

    Don't forget the avocado.
  • Mantlepiece and fires.
  • Jezza loves crumpet.
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    7/10
  • He might be getting ready for a general erection?
  • Lol. This thread always amuses when it gets its annual airing. Having just had a run down the prom this evening I swear half of Charlton Life would literally explode, or get arrested, if they lived down here in sunny, sunny Bournemouth.
  • Jezza loves crumpet.
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    If he's not smacking Emily Thornberry on the tit he's gazing longingly at Baywatch star Pamela Andersons chebs and all he can hear in his head is ma-ma, ma-ma
  • edited June 2018
    Carter said:

    Jezza loves crumpet.
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    If he's not smacking Emily Thornberry on the tit he's gazing longingly at Baywatch star Pamela Andersons chebs and all he can hear in his head is ma-ma, ma-ma
    Nah, he's on TV.
    And he has to get up to leave the interview.
    As someone said, he's thinking, ''Thatcher in a swimsuit, Thatcher in a swimsuit''

    or this
    "I would like to engineer a very Slow withdrawal with an Option to re-enter under favourable Terms as and when I like"
  • edited June 2018
    International hard core Socialism my arse, i'd sell my principles for feelthy greenbacks for the sweat off of Pammies perfumed pups... Diane who?
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  • International hard core Socialism my arse, i'd sell my principles for feelthy greenbacks for the sweat off of Pammies perfumed pups... Diane who?

    Changed your tune at the first sign of cleavage other than Diane’s.
  • Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.
  • Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Just because you’re on a diet mate, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.
  • Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Very dark/silvered sunglasses - it may not be your style but allows undetected glances in any direction.

    Allegedly!

  • Been for a stroll round the beautiful city of York today and have to say, despite the glorious weather, the calibre of honies was slightly lacking. Having said that I was with Mrs AUN so I couldn’t remain on full alert.

    Just because you’re on a diet mate, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.

    No, what I meant was I was totally enamoured by her beauty, hanging on each sweet word that passed her lips to the point I didn’t realise other females existed.








  • Just because you've got a piece of fillet steak waiting for you at home doesn't mean you don't fancy a burger on the way...
  • RedChaser said:

    Lovely ousing with butter and jam on, not good for your sugar levels or cholesterol though :wink: .

    Butter and marmite's a cracking combination, too.
  • All hail soleil....
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