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  • "Lovely" day in town - shame to be heading back to the riverside pubs of Surrey.....
  • Makes the train journeys so much better.

    Noticed how much talent gets on at falconwood. Its a crumpet hotbed.
  • Agree Gary start at 2 so drive long way to work through tonbridge and Maidstone just to admire this week feel so old though!
    No can't be or i would be in Paris fighting
  • Plaaayer said:

    A few of us on our group message like to play a game of 'stealth'. Unfortunately one Lego haired member of the group forgot to turn the click off coming back from a game a little while ago and got chased down the platform by the bird.

    'Phones in Japan have to have the click locked 'on' just to stop pervs taking pictures up women's skirts.
  • Why dont you just chat to women .. so much more fun
  • Riscardo said:

    Why dont you just chat to women .. so much more fun

    I think you have to be able to string a sentence together to actually talk to them.
  • Plaaayer said:

    A few of us on our group message like to play a game of 'stealth'. Unfortunately one Lego haired member of the group forgot to turn the click off coming back from a game a little while ago and got chased down the platform by the bird.

    'Phones in Japan have to have the click locked 'on' just to stop pervs taking pictures up women's skirts.
    A guy in the office was sitting opposite a bird with a low cut top and suddenly a flash went off. Some bloke had taken a photo of her, understandably she went apeshit. He tried to front it out when she asked him about it and said to her "don't flatter yourself love" whilst obviously deleting the picture. Funnily enough, he got off at the next stop which was in the middle of nowhere!
  • Riscardo said:

    Why dont you just chat to women .. so much more fun

    I think you have to be able to string a sentence together to actually talk to them.

    Nail on head me thinks ....
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  • Nope but he was polishing like billyo
  • Plenty around the london bridge area last night
  • Surely it should be Tuesday...rolls off the tongue much better! :)
  • Prefer a pikelet
  • Walk past this lovely blonde every day @ Stratford... Best part of the commute
  • TelMc32 said:

    Surely it should be Tuesday...rolls off the tongue much better! :)
    Suck harder.
  • Crumpet mate!!!!!

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  • Can't find the 'Summer In The City' thread to
    cheers us up....

    So bump.
  • I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
  • Some magnificent sights to behold in Canary Wharf.
  • sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
  • Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Crumpet is crumpet...
  • Some magnificent sights to behold in Canary Wharf.

    I would like to say "Some magnificent sights to behold in Stoke"

    But I can't :-(
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