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  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    "Lovely" day in town - shame to be heading back to the riverside pubs of Surrey.....
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Get ready lads , summer is coming .

    I've seen the green shoots of recovery last few days
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Makes the train journeys so much better.

    Noticed how much talent gets on at falconwood. Its a crumpet hotbed.
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Agree Gary start at 2 so drive long way to work through tonbridge and Maidstone just to admire this week feel so old though!
    No can't be or i would be in Paris fighting
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,792
    Plaaayer said:

    A few of us on our group message like to play a game of 'stealth'. Unfortunately one Lego haired member of the group forgot to turn the click off coming back from a game a little while ago and got chased down the platform by the bird.

    'Phones in Japan have to have the click locked 'on' just to stop pervs taking pictures up women's skirts.
  • Riscardo
    Riscardo Posts: 2,337
    Why dont you just chat to women .. so much more fun
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,792
    Riscardo said:

    Why dont you just chat to women .. so much more fun

    I think you have to be able to string a sentence together to actually talk to them.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    AddicksAddict said:

    Plaaayer said:

    A few of us on our group message like to play a game of 'stealth'. Unfortunately one Lego haired member of the group forgot to turn the click off coming back from a game a little while ago and got chased down the platform by the bird.

    'Phones in Japan have to have the click locked 'on' just to stop pervs taking pictures up women's skirts.
    A guy in the office was sitting opposite a bird with a low cut top and suddenly a flash went off. Some bloke had taken a photo of her, understandably she went apeshit. He tried to front it out when she asked him about it and said to her "don't flatter yourself love" whilst obviously deleting the picture. Funnily enough, he got off at the next stop which was in the middle of nowhere!
  • Riscardo
    Riscardo Posts: 2,337
    AddicksAddict said:

    Riscardo said:

    Why dont you just chat to women .. so much more fun

    I think you have to be able to string a sentence together to actually talk to them.

    Nail on head me thinks ....
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,637
    DaveMehmet said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    Plaaayer said:

    A few of us on our group message like to play a game of 'stealth'. Unfortunately one Lego haired member of the group forgot to turn the click off coming back from a game a little while ago and got chased down the platform by the bird.

    'Phones in Japan have to have the click locked 'on' just to stop pervs taking pictures up women's skirts.
    A guy in the office was sitting opposite a bird with a low cut top and suddenly a flash went off. Some bloke had taken a photo of her, understandably she went apeshit. He tried to front it out when she asked him about it and said to her "don't flatter yourself love" whilst obviously deleting the picture. Funnily enough, he got off at the next stop which was in the middle of nowhere!
    So, how far did you have to walk?
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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Some perv was doing the same, taking pics of the woman opposite on the London Overground between New Cross and Whitechapel about six months ago. I watched him for a couple of minutes taking about 3 or 4 pics on the sly before I fronted him in front of everyone. He got off the train sharply too.

    Imagine my surprise when six months later, I had to give a presentation to new members of staff on budgets at work and there he was sitting in the front row!!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Some perv was doing the same, taking pics of the woman opposite on the London Overground between New Cross and Whitechapel about six months ago. I watched him for a couple of minutes taking about 3 or 4 pics on the sly before I fronted him in front of everyone. He got off the train sharply too.

    Imagine my surprise when six months later, I had to give a presentation to new members of staff on budgets at work and there he was sitting in the front row!!!

    Did he have his phone out?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Nope but he was polishing like billyo
  • iainambler
    iainambler Posts: 963
    Sounds like we are heading for this:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tit+monday
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Plenty around the london bridge area last night
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,055
    iainambler said:

    Sounds like we are heading for this:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tit+monday

    Surely it should be Tuesday...rolls off the tongue much better! :)
  • OsamaBenHamer
    OsamaBenHamer Posts: 647
    Prefer a pikelet
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Walk past this lovely blonde every day @ Stratford... Best part of the commute
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,637
    TelMc32 said:

    iainambler said:

    Sounds like we are heading for this:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tit+monday

    Surely it should be Tuesday...rolls off the tongue much better! :)
    Suck harder.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Crumpet mate!!!!!

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  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Can't find the 'Summer In The City' thread to
    cheers us up....

    So bump.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,270
    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Some magnificent sights to behold in Canary Wharf.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    ricky_otto said:

    Some magnificent sights to behold in Canary Wharf.

    Yes, I'm always taken with the new architecture up there too.... :wink:
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Crumpet is crumpet...
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,270
    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Thats why you get in there nice and early before they start frothing at the lips
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    ricky_otto said:

    Some magnificent sights to behold in Canary Wharf.

    I would like to say "Some magnificent sights to behold in Stoke"

    But I can't :-(
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited June 2017
    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Nothing wrong with a Scottish bird.....
  • Daddy_Pig
    Daddy_Pig Posts: 496
    limeygent said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    sam3110 said:

    I work in a cocktail bar in the middle of Shoreditch, which is underground and therefore hot, Saturday night we were close to 40 degrees inside, but it's all worth it for the amount of crumpet we get through the doors

    Nobody likes a sweaty crumpet.
    Crumpet is crumpet...
    No crumpet better than bad crumpet?

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