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  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    She reminds me a bit of Rab C Nesbitt's wife!

    Who is that Hen?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,071
    Bromley up to Victoria was pleasant this morning. Shame I work in Tottenham.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Have to say, the walk from London Blackfriars to Whitechapel was simply lovleh this morning. Made a nice change. Until I got to Whitechapel. Sigh.

    I work at whitechapel its shocking all i get to see is a pair of eyes
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    At Queen's Club for the tennis yesterday - wall to wall crumpet. (Or should I actually say posh totty?)
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,632
    I saw a weird sight in Barnet this afternoon (seeing a client over there) - a women in her forties crossed the road in front of me & was wearing a bar OVER her shirt. She was quite a big breasted lady & the bra straps resembled a rucksack, but from the front it definitely looked like a bra.............and I have seen quite a few in my time to know the difference !!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Carlsberg don't do journeys from the station to the office.....
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    IdleHans said:

    Henley Regatta starts in a week or two. Never have I seen so much of such high quality in so small a place, all dressed up to the nines.
    I shall be attending over the weekend in my capacity as impartial observer.

    I have missed one year since 1976 and agree there are stupendous sights but you need to also visit the Guards Polo Club Queens Cup.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    golfaddick said:

    I saw a weird sight in Barnet this afternoon (seeing a client over there) - a women in her forties crossed the road in front of me & was wearing a bar OVER her shirt. She was quite a big breasted lady & the bra straps resembled a rucksack, but from the front it definitely looked like a bra.............and I have seen quite a few in my time to know the difference !!

    She must have started a trend... After all Wayne Rooney + Older Lady...

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,477
    Yesterday we got called to a fire in a local high street. I was knackered hot and sweaty but a lot of nice young ladies kept giving us bottles of cold water. Not had that many young women smile at me since........well never.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    cfgs said:

    Yesterday we got called to a fire in a local high street. I was knackered hot and sweaty but a lot of nice young ladies kept giving us bottles of cold water. Not had that many young women smile at me since........well never.

    I thought you brought your own water with you. Cut backs is it?
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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,477
    IdleHans said:

    cfgs said:

    Yesterday we got called to a fire in a local high street. I was knackered hot and sweaty but a lot of nice young ladies kept giving us bottles of cold water. Not had that many young women smile at me since........well never.

    I thought you brought your own water with you. Cut backs is it?
    Indeed we have one big boot each these days to stamp any blaze out.
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Yeti ts not enough?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,071
    Saw a terriffic GILF in TK Maxx last Sunday.

    Glaringly obvious she had no bra on, displaying the most fantastic bangers with nipples you could hang your coat on.

    I got so distracted I forgot what I went in for!
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,129
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Saw a terriffic GILF in TK Maxx last Sunday.

    Glaringly obvious she had no bra on, displaying the most fantastic bangers with nipples you could hang your coat on.

    I got so distracted I forgot what I went in for!

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  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,582
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Saw a terriffic GILF in TK Maxx last Sunday.

    Glaringly obvious she had no bra on, displaying the most fantastic bangers with nipples you could hang your coat on.

    I got so distracted I forgot what I went in for!

    A new purple coat?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,071
    Essex_Al said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Saw a terriffic GILF in TK Maxx last Sunday.

    Glaringly obvious she had no bra on, displaying the most fantastic bangers with nipples you could hang your coat on.

    I got so distracted I forgot what I went in for!

    A new purple coat?
    Looking for a yellow one now.
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,582
    You really don't want to stand out any more mate :wink:
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Well, where does one start?
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    At this moment in time all I can think of is ice cream....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    EastTerrace said:

    Well, where does one start?

    Arse, then work your way up.
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,680
    DaveMehmet said:

    EastTerrace said:

    Well, where does one start?

    Arse, then work your way up.
    Exactly the answer I would expect from you.
    Quality.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    I changed jobs in December and am now up by old Street rather than Bank.

    Quality of bird round here is exceptional. Much more skin on show
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    edited June 2018
    Love this thread. Takes me back to a 70's On the Buses episode.

    I shall be living vicariously off of you City lot as i work in Chatham...
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    edited June 2018
    Croydon said:

    I changed jobs in December and am now up by old Street rather than Bank.

    Quality of bird round here is exceptional. Much more skin on show

    Is that because it's a bit warmer now that it was in December, do you suppose?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2018
    Saw an absolute sort yesterday on the DLR on my way to Greenwich yesterday . I couldn’t take my eyes off her - I must have looked a right perv.......


    .....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....
  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,455
    Riviera said:

    I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....

    Be careful with that joke, it's an antique
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Riviera said:

    I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....

    That joke qualifies for your one that lists those over 90
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,249
    Riviera said:

    I was sitting opposite this Thai bird on the train this morning, she had the shortest skirt you've ever seen, not much left to the imagination. I couldn't take my eyes off her. Kept thinking to myself "Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on" But she did....

    2002 are on the phone and they want their joke back
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Lovely ousing with butter and jam on, not good for your sugar levels or cholesterol though :wink: .

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