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  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    So a joke can't be told again? Some of the best jokes are very old. Sorry to have upset the Joke Police. It got 11 LOL's.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Riviera said:

    So a joke can't be told again? Some of the best jokes are very old. Sorry to have upset the Joke Police. It got 11 LOL's.

    Sorry, just because a joke is funny, doesn’t make it a celebrity so doesn’t make the list ;)
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Riviera said:

    So a joke can't be told again? Some of the best jokes are very old. Sorry to have upset the Joke Police. It got 11 LOL's.

    I saw that one on the Antiques Roadshow.
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    The makings of a good joke Is to usually not know the punchline until the end, rather than the beginning.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Robbo on the wing said:

    The makings of a good joke Is to usually not know the punchline until the end, rather than the beginning.

    Thank you Confucius. But seriously, sometimes knowing what the punchline is going to be makes a joke more delightful and one to savour: hence all that repetitive stuff on things like Monty Python and The Fast Show.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    ricky_otto said:

    Saw an absolute sort yesterday on the DLR on my way to Greenwich yesterday . I couldn’t take my eyes off her - I must have looked a right perv.......


    .....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....

    What did she look like? Only, this girl I'm seeing said she thought someone was staring at her on the DLR...

    Tbh this is just more of a low key humblebrag that I am punching miles (and I mean truly MILES) above my weight with this girl right now :sunglasses:
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    PaddyP17 said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Saw an absolute sort yesterday on the DLR on my way to Greenwich yesterday . I couldn’t take my eyes off her - I must have looked a right perv.......


    .....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....

    What did she look like? Only, this girl I'm seeing said she thought someone was staring at her on the DLR...

    Tbh this is just more of a low key humblebrag that I am punching miles (and I mean truly MILES) above my weight with this girl right now :sunglasses:
    Try not to break the bed with this one.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    Just walked past a lovely sight in Orpington

    She was either on her way to or from Aerobics or Yoga yet its days like this that I thank the lord
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,274
    edited June 2018
    Working by Monument at the moment, the amount of office totty is ridiculous, many of which end up slaughtered in my cocktail bar.
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Really could do with some pictures in this thread !
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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,274
    Horsfield9 said:

    Really could do with some pictures in this thread !

    I may be a perv, but I'm not a creep
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,274
    Or the other way round....
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    DaveMehmet said:

    PaddyP17 said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Saw an absolute sort yesterday on the DLR on my way to Greenwich yesterday . I couldn’t take my eyes off her - I must have looked a right perv.......


    .....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....

    What did she look like? Only, this girl I'm seeing said she thought someone was staring at her on the DLR...

    Tbh this is just more of a low key humblebrag that I am punching miles (and I mean truly MILES) above my weight with this girl right now :sunglasses:
    Try not to break the bed with this one.
    Won't be able to. Sleeping on just a mattress "for the time being", which is to say the better part of a year or whatever
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    PaddyP17 said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Saw an absolute sort yesterday on the DLR on my way to Greenwich yesterday . I couldn’t take my eyes off her - I must have looked a right perv.......


    .....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....

    What did she look like? Only, this girl I'm seeing said she thought someone was staring at her on the DLR...

    Tbh this is just more of a low key humblebrag that I am punching miles (and I mean truly MILES) above my weight with this girl right now :sunglasses:
    She was nice. I’m currently on may way to meet her - she said she has been left totally unfulfilled by the bloke she has been seeing.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    IdleHans said:

    Croydon said:

    I changed jobs in December and am now up by old Street rather than Bank.

    Quality of bird round here is exceptional. Much more skin on show

    Is that because it's a bit warmer now that it was in December, do you suppose?
    Can see how that was misinterpreted, but I was comparing the two areas of the city during summer. All the techy/design firms have a much looser dress code.
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    PaddyP17 said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Saw an absolute sort yesterday on the DLR on my way to Greenwich yesterday . I couldn’t take my eyes off her - I must have looked a right perv.......


    .....awaits @DaveMehmet comment....

    What did she look like? Only, this girl I'm seeing said she thought someone was staring at her on the DLR...

    Tbh this is just more of a low key humblebrag that I am punching miles (and I mean truly MILES) above my weight with this girl right now :sunglasses:
    Perhaps we should be the judge of that.
    there are simple rules that you need to abide by when posting comments like this.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,934
    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    Take a cushion just in case, to avoid any embarrassment
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,566
    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    how are you going to heat up your Pot Noodle in a park?

  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited June 2018
    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    Used to go courting there (that's 'out with' for you youngsters Canters) back in the 70's with my now wife, to feed the ducks in our lunch break :wink: .
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Sounds like a euphemism.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,274
    I love feeding the duck on my lunch break, nearly as good as nourishing the goose, or fueling the swan
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    The birds in Newcastle are always scantily clad winter or summer.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    happyvalley said:

    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    The birds in Newcastle are always scantily clad winter or summer.
    Yeh, but they will also use your scrotum to re-string their harp if you look at em funny!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    soapy_jones said:

    happyvalley said:

    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    The birds in Newcastle are always scantily clad winter or summer.
    Yeh, but they will also use their scrotum to re-string their harp if you look at em funny!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    edited June 2018
    Sorry but have we any more sightings?

    Boring episode of FlangeWatch this us!
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    sam3110 said:

    I love feeding the duck on my lunch break, nearly as good as nourishing the goose, or fueling the swan

    Or choking the chicken?
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,461
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/6654458/warburtons-forced-to-stop-baking-crumpets-as-co2-trouble-spreads/
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    The world is falling apart with this and the shortage of courgettes and halloumi.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,060
    RedChaser said:

    cantersaddick said:

    Heading to St James' park for lunch.

    Will keep you updated.

    Used to go courting there (that's 'out with' for you youngsters Canters) back in the 70's with my now wife, to feed the ducks in our lunch break :wink: .
    Never heard that term for it mate.

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