I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year. Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A couple of years ago I threatened to follow them home to find out where they lived. I'd then come back and knock on their door when it was least convenient to them to ask them if they'd like to read a Valley Review. They've not been back; I think I've been black-listed.
I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year. Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A couple of years ago I threatened to follow them home to find out where they lived. I'd then come back and knock on their door when it was least convenient to them to ask them if they'd like to read a Valley Review. They've not been back; I think I've been black-listed.
One of the few advantages of being a vegetarian is when Jehova's witnesses knock. I ask them if they believe in the commandment 'thou shall not kill', when they say yes I point to their leather shoes and call them out for hypocrisy warning that they may well be headed for their 'Hell'.
I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year. Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A couple of years ago I threatened to follow them home to find out where they lived. I'd then come back and knock on their door when it was least convenient to them to ask them if they'd like to read a Valley Review. They've not been back; I think I've been black-listed.
One of the few advantages of being a vegetarian is when Jehova's witnesses knock. I ask them if they believe in the commandment 'thou shall not kill', when they say yes I point to their leather shoes and call them out for hypocrisy warning that they may well be headed for their 'Hell'.
I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year. Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A couple of years ago I threatened to follow them home to find out where they lived. I'd then come back and knock on their door when it was least convenient to them to ask them if they'd like to read a Valley Review. They've not been back; I think I've been black-listed.
Inspired, but surely a worse threat would be to offer them a copy of The Lion Roars.
I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year. Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A couple of years ago I threatened to follow them home to find out where they lived. I'd then come back and knock on their door when it was least convenient to them to ask them if they'd like to read a Valley Review. They've not been back; I think I've been black-listed.
One of the few advantages of being a vegetarian is when Jehova's witnesses knock. I ask them if they believe in the commandment 'thou shall not kill', when they say yes I point to their leather shoes and call them out for hypocrisy warning that they may well be headed for their 'Hell'.
10/10, far more creative than fuck off.
I have asked them if they could come back after I've completed sacrificing a chicken, or would they like to come in and watch so they could learn something about another religion?
I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year. Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A couple of years ago I threatened to follow them home to find out where they lived. I'd then come back and knock on their door when it was least convenient to them to ask them if they'd like to read a Valley Review. They've not been back; I think I've been black-listed.
One of the few advantages of being a vegetarian is when Jehova's witnesses knock. I ask them if they believe in the commandment 'thou shall not kill', when they say yes I point to their leather shoes and call them out for hypocrisy warning that they may well be headed for their 'Hell'.
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I bought my Jehova's Witness neighbour an advent calendar last year.
Behind every door was someone telling him to f@#k off.
A civic reception was given in Manchester to honour Dr. Fuchs, one of the early conquerors of Everest
In his laudatory speech, the Lord Mayor kept referring to "Dr. Fucks". When he sat down, someone whispered in his ear
"You know, my Lord Mayor, his name is pronounced 'Fooks.'"
"Ee, Ah knaw that," His Worship replied, "But Ah caan't use that word in froont o' t' leedies."
Felt tips?
No, but I brushed against a couple of bollocks.
He said he'd never felt better.
I ask them to prove it.
I usually just say "I give blood" and they walk away
Two. The mystery is how did they get in there in the first place.
"What'll it be Mr President?"
A paragraph cos he's too short to be an essay