After watching Countryfile last night, I signed up for The Big Wasp Survey.
So far today I've only seen the ones about inch long.
Anyone know where I'll find the big fuckers?
Well, while you jest, you could start in Essex! One of these fuckers - a Giant Asian Hornet - was found last year and it's only a matter of time before we get more.
After watching Countryfile last night, I signed up for The Big Wasp Survey.
So far today I've only seen the ones about inch long.
Anyone know where I'll find the big fuckers?
Well, while you jest, you could start in Essex! One of these fuckers - a Giant Asian Hornet - was found last year and it's only a matter of time before we get more.
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor said, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
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I got a 2:2
Official Notice: Bruce Forsyth died of a seizure, nice to seizure, to seizure nice.
Do they know how f***ng difficult it is to do a length's butteryfly wearing a bowler?
So far today I've only seen the ones about inch long.
Anyone know where I'll find the big fuckers?
'They're, their, there.'
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A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor said, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
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From 5th September's cryptic crossword in the Standard:
"Like an unsatisfactory victory at the Valley" (6).