General things that Annoy you

Alwaysneil said:

People walking around in London looking through a magnifying glass and nearly bumping into me when I walk round a corner.

Makes their eye look funny.

It was a monocle and a glass eye.

with @ValleyGary with the bullying videos so many now and really sad to see, little fuckers need opening up none of this education and rehabilitation bollocks, also the guy that done the "lads" video about the stag do was amusing - now just becoming really fucking irritating.

Jeremy Hunt.

cabbles said:

palarsehater said:

with @ValleyGary with the bullying videos so many now and really sad to see, little fuckers need opening up none of this education and rehabilitation bollocks, also the guy that done the "lads" video about the stag do was amusing - now just becoming really fucking irritating.

I'm not on FB anymore, what are these videos? Just people being bullied? Why the f*** would anyone film that. Like those stupid happy slapping ones from years ago

Yeah your getting cases of kids being beaten up whilst one of the bullies mates stands by and records it

palarsehater said:

cabbles said:

palarsehater said:

with @ValleyGary with the bullying videos so many now and really sad to see, little fuckers need opening up none of this education and rehabilitation bollocks, also the guy that done the "lads" video about the stag do was amusing - now just becoming really fucking irritating.

I'm not on FB anymore, what are these videos? Just people being bullied? Why the f*** would anyone film that. Like those stupid happy slapping ones from years ago

slightly worse the one earlier was 1 lad who obviously knew the 3 boys standing next to him got knocked to the floor with one punch then as he got up got knocked to the floor again, then the lad standing over him saying dont chat shit about my boy and the others laughing etc, the one yesterday was a girl being beaten and the girl doing the beating laughing saying i cant get her in the face to which one of the lads standing by said stand on her ankle and kick her this way. wankers

The parents are the issue here, too many parents letting their kids get away with being little shitbags.

If my kids are ever caught bullying, they'll learn very quickly what a prison cell feels like.

All their stuff comes out of their room.
All the walls painted white
Only call them out to eat and go to school... (obviously they get loo breaks, i'm not a monster)

The people who work in the cosmetic section in department stores and feel they need to wear every single item that they sell. Also, why are they always by the door?

ValleyGary said:

Sounds a bit Fritzl

No it's not, I won't put them in the basement.

General annoyance topic - 'time wasting calls'. Longer optional rant:

Right, so moved into a flat a while ago - didn't get a spare 'fob' for the communal front door. No problem, thought I'd ask for one, doesn't matter if it costs a few quid or whatever.

As is standard process, housing association ignore the first email, second one gets the textbook apology... 3 weeks later I get a phone call, which goes along the lines of.

HA: "Just ringing to give you a progress update on that key fob, it's going to take a while as we need to order some from the supplier"
Me: "Right, so how long will it take?"
HA: "I don't know, but it will be a while"
Me: "Okay, so do you know how much it will be?"
HA: "Oooh, I don't know, depends how much the supplier invoice us, so it depends"
Me: "So, to summarise, the 3-week progress update is that you don't know when you can get one, or how much it will be?"
*Pause*
HA: "Um, yes"
Me: "Okay, thank you very much"
*both hang up*

I mean... it's just one key fob, not a 2 story extension to my flat. But now it's a fob and 5 minutes of my life that I won't get back.

Coasters that stick to your mug/glass when you take a sip.

That's basic design failure 101.

Sergio Garcia.

palarsehater said:

arsenal
arsenal players
and more importantly arsenal fans really are the most fickle tossers ive ever seen. one season its wenger out then its wenger in and they tried to compare our situation to theres. fuck off.

Any fan of a club (or a pundit talking about a club) challenging for the Premier League who says that their team is in crisis needs to be hung, drawn and quartered with a very blunt knife (i.e. one of those useless plastic ones will do)

anyone who commutes by train other than me

Ticket barriers at stations being up. Especially when I've bought a ticket for the slowest train ever. I want to know my hard earned cash has contributed to something, no staff, no barriers. Made me feel cheap and will make me feel a lot more resentful the next time I try and bunk and get caught

Teenaged lads doing wheelies on their bicycles on the main road. I was driving along Shooters Hill Road near the footbridge and there were these lads on their push bikes and one lad about 14 or 15 did a wheely in quite heavy traffic going towards Sun in the Sands.

My message to him is... "Would you Mother approve of you doing this mate?". He knows full well she wouldn't and I very much doubt he will tell her. If she saw him, she would seriously tell him off.

Was this lad even wearing a saftey helmet? NO. If he miss judges his balance a goes flying back through my windscreen head first he will probably end up killing himself. So if you wanna to wheelies, go to Greenwich Park and wear a safety helmet.

Getting up in the morning feeling like shit, walking into the kitchen and being met by a dead parrot that the cat had brought in (I don't think it was pining for the fjords, it had definitely ceased to be)