Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.
Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS
They should be banned from Tinder.
Folks from Bexley.
Absolute joke. Not transgenders, live and let live and all that. People must know their bracket on these things. I don't mean to sound shallow, actually I don't care if this sounds shallow, but I'm not going to start dating a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses
The amount of people that walked past a guy spark out on the floor outside the station tonight. Must have been at least a dozen before I stopped and got him an ambulance. He'd obviously had a few but when I got talking to him he was suffering with a chronic back issue which was why he couldn't move.
The amount of people that walked past a guy spark out on the floor outside the station tonight. Must have been at least a dozen before I stopped and got him an ambulance. He'd obviously had a few but when I got talking to him he was suffering with a chronic back issue which was why he couldn't move.
The amount of people that walked past a guy spark out on the floor outside the station tonight. Must have been at least a dozen before I stopped and got him an ambulance. He'd obviously had a few but when I got talking to him he was suffering with a chronic back issue which was why he couldn't move.
Agree completely.
I saw two lads unconscious laying on the pavement outside Bromley South a few weeks back. I asked a group of cabbies if they knew what was going on, and they made a few jokes.. Not bothered at all. As I was walking home I nipped in the police station and they sent an officer over to do a welfare check, and get some medical attention.
Ridiculous thing is, I laughed at the cabbies until I was in Tesco and I realised that I'd never forgive myself if I saw a story in the NewsShopper about two lads dying.
I've seen it a few times recently sadly, and it always bugs me how shitty people are.
When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS
When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS
They probably ate all the lions mate. Those lamas are vicious bastards.
When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS
They probably ate all the lions mate. Those lamas are vicious bastards.
Well if that is the case they've only gotta take em off the posters
When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS
They probably ate all the lions mate. Those lamas are vicious bastards.
when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!
when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!
But you did have your cock out at the time tbf Dave
when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!
But you did have your cock out at the time tbf Dave
when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!
But you did have your cock out at the time tbf Dave
Unless the other person had a magnifying glass, it would have been hard to tell.
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I saw two lads unconscious laying on the pavement outside Bromley South a few weeks back. I asked a group of cabbies if they knew what was going on, and they made a few jokes.. Not bothered at all. As I was walking home I nipped in the police station and they sent an officer over to do a welfare check, and get some medical attention.
Ridiculous thing is, I laughed at the cabbies until I was in Tesco and I realised that I'd never forgive myself if I saw a story in the NewsShopper about two lads dying.
I've seen it a few times recently sadly, and it always bugs me how shitty people are.
When I order a steak I don't expect them to serve the head with it. So don't bloody do it with fish!
Bastards!
Leaving for work with a mouthful of spider web