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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    cabbles said:

    Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.

    Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS

    Well my name's Russell, I live in Bexley and I can ride a horse pretty well. Fancy meeting up?
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    edited September 2016
    Fiiish said:

    cabbles said:

    Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.

    Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS

    They should be banned from Tinder.

    Folks from Bexley.
    Absolute joke. Not transgenders, live and let live and all that. People must know their bracket on these things. I don't mean to sound shallow, actually I don't care if this sounds shallow, but I'm not going to start dating a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    The bullying videos I keep seeing on Facebook. Sickening.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    The amount of people that walked past a guy spark out on the floor outside the station tonight. Must have been at least a dozen before I stopped and got him an ambulance. He'd obviously had a few but when I got talking to him he was suffering with a chronic back issue which was why he couldn't move.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    DaveMehmet said:

    cabbles said:

    Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.

    Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS

    Well my name's Russell, I live in Bexley and I can ride a horse pretty well. Fancy meeting up?
    Russell Mehmet - who'd have thought it..........
















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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    The amount of people that walked past a guy spark out on the floor outside the station tonight. Must have been at least a dozen before I stopped and got him an ambulance. He'd obviously had a few but when I got talking to him he was suffering with a chronic back issue which was why he couldn't move.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    PS - I don't think the Russell Grant lookalike was from Bexley
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    nth london addick said:

    Mary berry

    Fucking hell.
    DaveMehmet said:

    The amount of people that walked past a guy spark out on the floor outside the station tonight. Must have been at least a dozen before I stopped and got him an ambulance. He'd obviously had a few but when I got talking to him he was suffering with a chronic back issue which was why he couldn't move.

    Agree completely.

    I saw two lads unconscious laying on the pavement outside Bromley South a few weeks back. I asked a group of cabbies if they knew what was going on, and they made a few jokes.. Not bothered at all. As I was walking home I nipped in the police station and they sent an officer over to do a welfare check, and get some medical attention.

    Ridiculous thing is, I laughed at the cabbies until I was in Tesco and I realised that I'd never forgive myself if I saw a story in the NewsShopper about two lads dying.

    I've seen it a few times recently sadly, and it always bugs me how shitty people are.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2016
    DaveMehmet said:

    cabbles said:

    Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.

    Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS

    Well my name's Russell, I live in Bexley and I can ride a horse pretty well. Fancy meeting up?
    image
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Fish being served in a restaurant with the head still on, with the shrivelled dead eye just looking up at you.

    When I order a steak I don't expect them to serve the head with it. So don't bloody do it with fish!
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited September 2016
    Davo55 said:

    Fish being served in a restaurant with the head still on, with the shrivelled dead eye just looking up at you.

    When I order a steak I don't expect them to serve the head with it. So don't bloody do it with fish!

    One of the tastiest bits on a fish is in the cheeks/jaw area
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited September 2016
    Slow drivers...just fuck off.....or pull over when I'm 2 feet behind you!
    Bastards!
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    cafcdave123 said:

    Davo55 said:

    Fish being served in a restaurant with the head still on, with the shrivelled dead eye just looking up at you.

    When I order a steak I don't expect them to serve the head with it. So don't bloody do it with fish!

    One of the tastiest bits on a fish is in the cheeks/jaw area
    eeeew, yuk!
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,101
    The prick of a spider that spun a web at face height, right across the front door.

    Leaving for work with a mouthful of spider web
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The bellend standing at the entrance to popes head alley giving out the financial times in everyone's way!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    ricky_otto said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    cabbles said:

    Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.

    Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS

    Well my name's Russell, I live in Bexley and I can ride a horse pretty well. Fancy meeting up?
    image
    Too much hair mate
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,139
    Davo55 said:

    Fish being served in a restaurant with the head still on, with the shrivelled dead eye just looking up at you.

    When I order a steak I don't expect them to serve the head with it. So don't bloody do it with fish!

    I suggest you avoid suckling pig then Davo...
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Have these savages never heard of FILLET OF........ :smile:
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Davo55 said:

    Have these savages never heard of FILLET OF........ :smile:

    is it for your wife?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS

    They probably ate all the lions mate. Those lamas are vicious bastards.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    DaveMehmet said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS

    They probably ate all the lions mate. Those lamas are vicious bastards.
    Well if that is the case they've only gotta take em off the posters
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    DaveMehmet said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    When I pay good money for tickets to the circus JUST BECAUSE they got pictures lions on their posters and when I get there all they got is lamas and horses. FFS

    They probably ate all the lions mate. Those lamas are vicious bastards.
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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited September 2016
    Davo55 said:

    Fish being served in a restaurant with the head still on, with the shrivelled dead eye just looking up at you.

    This is considered a delicacy in Thailand.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    ricky_otto said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    cabbles said:

    Just checked in on this bonfire app I have as part of tinder, basically (sometimes) let's me know who's already liked me on Tinder.

    Today's collection, a transgender from Bexley and a Russell Grant lookalike who rides horses. FFS

    Well my name's Russell, I live in Bexley and I can ride a horse pretty well. Fancy meeting up?
    image
    Too much hair mate
    True. I was going to say the waist line was about the same, but he looks like he's lost a bit of weight in that picture :wink:
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!

    But you did have your cock out at the time tbf Dave
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!

    But you did have your cock out at the time tbf Dave
    It's the wrong Dave.....
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2016
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    when you turn a corner in the city and someone else is coming the other way and they are put out that you nearly bumped into each other despite the fact that they have done exactly the same as you!

    But you did have your cock out at the time tbf Dave
    Unless the other person had a magnifying glass, it would have been hard to tell.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    People walking around in London looking through a magnifying glass and nearly bumping into me when I walk round a corner.

    Makes their eye look funny.
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