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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Wouldn't mind but it's only me Kangoo diesel val
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    VAN FFS
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Plumstead_Micky said:

    Southeastern and Network Rail. The largest collection of halfwits ever assembled.

    I could think of 3 worse people.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    ricky_otto said:

    Plumstead_Micky said:

    Southeastern and Network Rail. The largest collection of halfwits ever assembled.

    I could think of 3 worse people.
    OI!!
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,801
    Only three?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Alwaysneil said:

    Only three?

    Alright I'll include Colin as well to make it 4.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,801
    What about Tony K the death panda?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Updating my 'Driving' play list and having a complete mental bloke. Bit like stickin 3 quid in the Juke Box...
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Updating my 'Driving' play list and having a complete mental bloke. Bit like stickin 3 quid in the Juke Box...

    What is the bloke doing?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Updating my 'Driving' play list and having a complete mental bloke. Bit like stickin 3 quid in the Juke Box...

    What is the bloke doing?
    cafcdave123 said:

    I'm blaming predictive text and the heat

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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    attempting to sleep tonight
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,955
    cabbles said:

    attempting to sleep tonight

    Sleep with your head in the fridge. It was all the rage in Lindos 1983.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Stick your pillow in the freezer
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,801
    Make sure you come either with you partner, or if you can't find someone to come with, tank off.

    Be asleep within a few minutes (sorry darling)
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,237
    This is weather I really like

    It also gives me opportunities like neil above has hinted at

    A power wank in an ice cold shower.

    Sorts the men from the mickeys that
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,126
    Carter said:

    This is weather I really like

    It also gives me opportunities like neil above has hinted at

    A power wank in an ice cold shower.

    Sorts the men from the mickeys that

    Nobody likes to see that in the municipal baths though Carts.
    Save it for home eh lad. :wink:
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Fucking mosquitos !

    What ever happened to the garden gnat? You'd get a couple of gnat bites but that was part and parcel of summer, now there are dirty great big fuckers buzzing around biting the fuck out of anything and everyone!

    My son was bitten on the forehead and when it swelled up looked like a unicorn and now I've woken to find I've been bitten on the lip! I look like I've got 50 grands worth of collagen in half of my top lip!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2016
    cafcdave123 said:

    Fucking mosquitos !

    What ever happened to the garden gnat? You'd get a couple of gnat bites but that was part and parcel of summer, now there are dirty great big fuckers buzzing around biting the fuck out of anything and everyone!

    My son was bitten on the forehead and when it swelled up looked like a unicorn and now I've woken to find I've been bitten on the lip! I look like I've got 50 grands worth of collagen in half of my top lip!

    I bet your mrs craves the day your Hampton gets bitten.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    My lip has got bigger, not shrunk!
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Parcels.

    Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.

    I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.

    But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?

    Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    LuckyReds said:

    Parcels.

    Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.

    I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.

    But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?

    Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".

    Just show him the Card that shows him signing for it
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,734
    Ooh, do keep us updated.

    This is very exciting...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    LuckyReds said:

    Parcels.

    Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.

    I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.

    But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?

    Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".

    A bloke delivered a parcel to my house the other day. 'Do you want me to sign for that'? I asked. 'Nah your alright, thanks' he replied, 'no need to sign, because you're in'!

    I'd love to see him going around trying to collect signatures from the people that were out.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,734
    @LuckyReds

    Well?!...
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    @LuckyReds

    Well?!...

    All is well, genuine mistake... Bit of a MILF tbh.

    Will order more parcels to that address.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,734
    LuckyReds said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    @LuckyReds

    Well?!...

    All is well, genuine mistake... Bit of a MILF tbh.

    Will order more parcels to that address.
    Boring.

    Was hoping blood, guts and gore.

    Still, hope you pulled mate.
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    LuckyReds said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    @LuckyReds

    Well?!...

    All is well, genuine mistake... Bit of a MILF tbh.

    Will order more parcels to that address.
    Was your package handled with care?

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,569
    edited July 2016
    red_murph said:

    LuckyReds said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    @LuckyReds

    Well?!...

    All is well, genuine mistake... Bit of a MILF tbh.

    Will order more parcels to that address.
    Was your package handled with care?

    The flaps were battered, flagging around in the wind & the bottom was hanging out.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Clips on the free bars at the gym. F****** never go on the bar without me scrapping with it for 5mims looking like a lemon
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,801
    You have a free bar at your gym? Where is it, sounds like the sort of gym I may actually attend rather than thinking about attending.
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