HGVs playing 'racing elephants' on dual carriageways. Utterly pointless, some idiot wants to hold up hundreds of other drivers for the best part of 10 minutes because he wants to go 60mph instead of 59mph. Multiply this by 20 of these encounters and my journey has an hour added to it. Should be outlawed between the hours of 6am to 10pm for all our collective sanity.
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
The 'Brexit Referendum & Reaction/Outcomes thread', never has so many sour grapes been consumed by so few.
It's mind boggling mate, and not just on CL.
Yes true, but the level of no-it-alls on there and the reams and reams of content they are capable of writing in any one post, on one subject is astronomical, a plus is that while they are on the computer they aren't eating chocolates on a park bench. ;o)
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
Greenie what do you do for boozers down there currently working in borough green don't seem to be much round there
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
Greenie what do you do for boozers down there currently working in borough green don't seem to be much round there
They kidnap cyclists, ferment the blood and drink it in hidden caves, once you find out though where and when you are one of them
Greenie is all right but Greenie Jr he is out of control for it, 4 bottles a night job
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
Greenie what do you do for boozers down there currently working in borough green don't seem to be much round there
No there's not much around I don't drink down there mate. Sorry can't help.
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
Greenie what do you do for boozers down there currently working in borough green don't seem to be much round there
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
Greenie what do you do for boozers down there currently working in borough green don't seem to be much round there
Tried that Robin Hood by the station?
Popped in for one apart from that pub don't seem to be anything else about it couldn't live in the country.
In a nice restaurant, attentive staff greeting and escorting you to your table, bringing the food, taking and then serving the wine order, clearing away - all over you. Brilliant. Then when you want the bill, the waiters have all disappeared or have had special training in avoiding eye contact. You're full, tired, you want to get up and move. Eventually you drag someone over and ask for the bill. After what seems like half an hour someone brings the bill, sticks it on the table and buggers off sharpish. Takes another half hour for someone else to come and take your payment.
It isn't hard ffs. I want fast efficient service when i'm done, not just when I've just arrived. It's like they are bonused on how long they can keep you sitting there, fuming, when you've finished.
HGVs playing 'racing elephants' on dual carriageways. Utterly pointless, some idiot wants to hold up hundreds of other drivers for the best part of 10 minutes because he wants to go 60mph instead of 59mph. Multiply this by 20 of these encounters and my journey has an hour added to it. Should be outlawed between the hours of 6am to 10pm for all our collective sanity.
The 'Brexit Referendum & Reaction/Outcomes thread', never has so many sour grapes been consumed by so few.
It's mind boggling mate, and not just on CL.
Yes true, but the level of no-it-alls on there and the reams and reams of content they are capable of writing in any one post, on one subject is astronomical, a plus is that while they are on the computer they aren't eating chocolates on a park bench. ;o)
In a nice restaurant, attentive staff greeting and escorting you to your table, bringing the food, taking and then serving the wine order, clearing away - all over you. Brilliant. Then when you want the bill, the waiters have all disappeared or have had special training in avoiding eye contact. You're full, tired, you want to get up and move. Eventually you drag someone over and ask for the bill. After what seems like half an hour someone brings the bill, sticks it on the table and buggers off sharpish. Takes another half hour for someone else to come and take your payment.
It isn't hard ffs. I want fast efficient service when i'm done, not just when I've just arrived. It's like they are bonused on how long they can keep you sitting there, fuming, when you've finished.
Davo your doing it all wrong I now only go to restaurants that do a set menu,that way with me and the wife drinking tap water I'm able to give them the money on the way in.
Cyclist (again) - Now I understand the pros and cons of cycling. I live near Wrotham and Brough Green, and as soon as the weather is nice, out they come, not one or two, but groups of 5/10/15 all in the same kit, riding 2 -3 abreast (yes I know 2 abreast is allowed, but the reality is, its dangerous) they just cause aggravation, they get in the way, are just bloody everywhere. The local area is hilly and they all have to ride up the A227 towards Vigo at 3MPH, its a tight road and no bugger can get past, everyday there are lycra donned fat buggers looking like exploded sausages with heads like tomatoes, wobbling around, looking for somewhere to have an accident. Do us a favour, if you have to cycle, go to Holland they like it there.
Greenie what do you do for boozers down there currently working in borough green don't seem to be much round there
Tried that Robin Hood by the station?
Popped in for one apart from that pub don't seem to be anything else about it couldn't live in the country.
I only drive through to be honest!! Not sure if Wrotham or Ightham are walkable?
No freight ferries sail on a Sunday meaning the return ferry to Portsmouth ain't until 2130 tonight and I am Fucking bored shitless
And the posts on the brexit thread are too long just keep it simple
Mate, Jersey's a great place. Admittedly there's no strip clubs (I checked) but spent a lot if time out there with work and there's plenty of great bars and restaurants. Try the club in the Royal Yacht Club hotel or the Wild Fire for a fantastic steak.
Chucked our old bed on Gumtree, including the exact phrase "Dismantled as much as possible, buyer needs to collect".
Get an email asking "Will it fit in a Clio?" Probably not, the sides are 2m long. "Oh, OK, well my sister's got a Corsa?" Why don't you try measuring the car? "I'm sure it'll be fine! I'll ask my sister."
Next day: "Just checking with my sister before we drive over... ...She says does it come apart?" Yes, but the sides are still 2m long. "We might measure it." Good idea. "It won't fit." Oh no! Who would've guessed?
HGVs playing 'racing elephants' on dual carriageways. Utterly pointless, some idiot wants to hold up hundreds of other drivers for the best part of 10 minutes because he wants to go 60mph instead of 59mph. Multiply this by 20 of these encounters and my journey has an hour added to it. Should be outlawed between the hours of 6am to 10pm for all our collective sanity.
People who think 20x10mins =60mins ....
People who don't understand what 'the best part of' means, or the fact that my car does not teleport across the motorway (i.e. even if I am being held up, I am still travelling forward, just at 55-60mph instead of 70...).
*a quick back of an envelope calculation, a car with an average speed of 70mph will cover roughly the same distance in 4 hours as a car doing 55mph will in 5 hours, since this was the amount of motorway driving I did today I was actually pretty accurate!
The 'Brexit Referendum & Reaction/Outcomes thread', never has so many sour grapes been consumed by so few.
It's mind boggling mate, and not just on CL.
Yes true, but the level of no-it-alls on there and the reams and reams of content they are capable of writing in any one post, on one subject is astronomical, a plus is that while they are on the computer they aren't eating chocolates on a park bench. ;o)
The 'Brexit Referendum & Reaction/Outcomes thread', never has so many sour grapes been consumed by so few.
It's mind boggling mate, and not just on CL.
Yes true, but the level of no-it-alls on there and the reams and reams of content they are capable of writing in any one post, on one subject is astronomical, a plus is that while they are on the computer they aren't eating chocolates on a park bench. ;o)
"no-it-alls."
Priceless.
The spelling police who can't even work out that maybe, just maybe, Mr Spellchecker has had a say, such is their inferiority complex.
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It's nice I get that yep it's quite picturesque,
But there's fuck all to do nothing,
No freight ferries sail on a Sunday meaning the return ferry to Portsmouth ain't until 2130 tonight and I am Fucking bored shitless
And the posts on the brexit thread are too long just keep it simple
They kidnap cyclists, ferment the blood and drink it in hidden caves, once you find out though where and when you are one of them
Greenie is all right but Greenie Jr he is out of control for it, 4 bottles a night job
When the dustbin lids don't answer the phone
No its f@cking working when you want something though
Sorry can't help.
It isn't hard ffs. I want fast efficient service when i'm done, not just when I've just arrived. It's like they are bonused on how long they can keep you sitting there, fuming, when you've finished.
Priceless.
I now only go to restaurants that do a set menu,that way with me and the wife drinking tap water I'm able to give them the money on the way in.
Chucked our old bed on Gumtree, including the exact phrase "Dismantled as much as possible, buyer needs to collect".
Get an email asking "Will it fit in a Clio?"
Probably not, the sides are 2m long.
"Oh, OK, well my sister's got a Corsa?"
Why don't you try measuring the car?
"I'm sure it'll be fine! I'll ask my sister."
Next day:
"Just checking with my sister before we drive over...
...She says does it come apart?"
Yes, but the sides are still 2m long.
"We might measure it."
Good idea.
"It won't fit."
Oh no! Who would've guessed?
*a quick back of an envelope calculation, a car with an average speed of 70mph will cover roughly the same distance in 4 hours as a car doing 55mph will in 5 hours, since this was the amount of motorway driving I did today I was actually pretty accurate!
Oh yes, and it's not really 'priceless' is it?