Clicking on the Sporting Life "Live league tables" bookmark on the internet browser and realising I have to update it for League one as the Championship link it takes me to is but the stuff of dreams.
Whenever my Mrs and especially my daughter cook a curry in the big Wok, the feckin' Coriander gets everywhere - sticks to worktops if you don't wipe it up quickly, bits drop on the floor and get stuck to your feet, the wiping up cloth is like a war zone - nightmare.
Phone chargers: I seem to have one USB plug but I'm trying to charge 3 fecking things, it's like doing the Hokey Cokey.
Grammar Schools: I fell asleep to BBC London getting people to ring up with their views last night, and woke up to the same. They're just schools with an entrance exam FFS, the way some people talk you'd think they were mini-Etons popping up at the end of every road.
I went to one (Wilmington) and met some of the most thick people to ever walk the planet, and also had mates who got free school meals because of their family situation. Hardly the rich middle-class brainiacs everyone seems to be banging on about..
Phone chargers: I seem to have one USB plug but I'm trying to charge 3 fecking things, it's like doing the Hokey Cokey.
Grammar Schools: I fell asleep to BBC London getting people to ring up with their views last night, and woke up to the same. They're just schools with an entrance exam FFS, the way some people talk you'd think they were mini-Etons popping up at the end of every road.
I went to one (Wilmington) and met some of the most thick people to ever walk the planet, and also had mates who got free school meals because of their family situation. Hardly the rich middle-class brainiacs everyone seems to be banging on about..
I've met her one of her fashion bods a few times, would never give me Pixie's number though.. I think I got an invite to a function she was attending though.
Phone chargers: I seem to have one USB plug but I'm trying to charge 3 fecking things, it's like doing the Hokey Cokey.
Grammar Schools: I fell asleep to BBC London getting people to ring up with their views last night, and woke up to the same. They're just schools with an entrance exam FFS, the way some people talk you'd think they were mini-Etons popping up at the end of every road.
I went to one (Wilmington) and met some of the most thick people to ever walk the planet, and also had mates who got free school meals because of their family situation. Hardly the rich middle-class brainiacs everyone seems to be banging on about..
Hello lucky remember me from Wilmington
My main memories revolve around a lad with anger issues who had a penchant for lobbing chairs..!
Phone chargers: I seem to have one USB plug but I'm trying to charge 3 fecking things, it's like doing the Hokey Cokey.
Grammar Schools: I fell asleep to BBC London getting people to ring up with their views last night, and woke up to the same. They're just schools with an entrance exam FFS, the way some people talk you'd think they were mini-Etons popping up at the end of every road.
I went to one (Wilmington) and met some of the most thick people to ever walk the planet, and also had mates who got free school meals because of their family situation. Hardly the rich middle-class brainiacs everyone seems to be banging on about..
The M25 & Ikea, had to suffer them both this morning, mind you she's worth it. It is actually easier to get out of Hampton Court Maze than bloody Ikea.
People who leave notes that include personification of the inanimate object that they are trying to make a point about.
e.g. 'Hello, I'm Bob's stapler and I live on the second floor, please don't move me!" or "Please remember to throw away your out of date food or I'll start to smell, and that would make me a sad fridge!"
It's not funny or cute, it's saccharine and passive aggressive.
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Whenever my Mrs and especially my daughter cook a curry in the big Wok, the feckin' Coriander gets everywhere - sticks to worktops if you don't wipe it up quickly, bits drop on the floor and get stuck to your feet, the wiping up cloth is like a war zone - nightmare.
Grammar Schools: I fell asleep to BBC London getting people to ring up with their views last night, and woke up to the same. They're just schools with an entrance exam FFS, the way some people talk you'd think they were mini-Etons popping up at the end of every road.
I went to one (Wilmington) and met some of the most thick people to ever walk the planet, and also had mates who got free school meals because of their family situation. Hardly the rich middle-class brainiacs everyone seems to be banging on about..
e.g. 'Hello, I'm Bob's stapler and I live on the second floor, please don't move me!"
or "Please remember to throw away your out of date food or I'll start to smell, and that would make me a sad fridge!"
It's not funny or cute, it's saccharine and passive aggressive.