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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Brendan Foster
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,818
    Non sports fans watching the Olympics.

    Friday Lunchtime, in our kitchen at work, Jessica Ennis in the 100m hurdles. 2 women walk in a couple of mins before race starts. Asks if Jess is in this race? I reply yes. They cheer her on, and it's "she's won gold,she's won gold" and proceeded to run out to tell the others on their desk.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    The squeaking noise Andy Murray makes when he serves.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Not sure if he still does it as not seen him play for years, but watching Rafael Nadal unpick a wedgie before every point he plays.
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,842
    Australians
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    finding out my youngest cousin is going to be the mascot for millwall against us.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Usain Bolt
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ....well not so much him personally, but the way the 100m is made out to be the amazing sport it clearly ain't
  • Officious looking officials at the Olympics
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,962
    The comparison to our footballers whenever someone does well an another sport. Zzzzzzz.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    The comparison to our footballers whenever someone does well an another sport. Zzzzzzz.

    Chris Boardman commenting on the road race, when the little Spaniard fell off his bike send got back on straight away "there's no man with magic sponge in this sport", 10 minutes later, the little Spaniard has slowed right down and the team doctor is leaning out the team car with the old cotton wool, putting summin on a non existent injury on the riders elbow
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    ....well not so much him personally, but the way the 100m is made out to be the amazing sport it clearly ain't

    I think what annoys me most is when they introduce Justin Gaitlin as '2 times drug cheat Justin Gaitlin'. Why is he even there?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    The comparison to our footballers whenever someone does well an another sport. Zzzzzzz.


    Yes, this. Or there's a big injury to a player (whatever the sport), the injured player gets up, and they come out with.... 'that would never happen in soccer', Have they never seen lower league football.....?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    Greenie said:

    The comparison to our footballers whenever someone does well an another sport. Zzzzzzz.


    Yes, this. Or there's a big injury to a player (whatever the sport), the injured player gets up, and they come out with.... 'that would never happen in soccer', Have they never seen lower league football.....?
    No, and they have probably hardly ever seen any football match ever, anywhere, because they have a huge chip on their shoulder as a result of not being able to kick a ball straight at school, so ended up stuck in goal in playground 16 a side matches. This resentment smouldered until they discovered beach marbles, or extreme macramé and they now declare this "the best sport in the world" and anyone who likes football to be a deluded fool...
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.
  • iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,580

    iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
    A point I take great pleasure in reminding my holier than thou, rugger bugger brother and sister in law.
  • Ray Mears has just said, “There is never a dull moment in a Tern colony’. I think he is wrong though.

    Programs from remote locations about Puffins, Terns and Gulls are exceedingly, mind numbingly, boring. They (all of them) sit around on rocks, then go for a bit of a fly or a swim, maybe do a bit of fishing and then return, probably to their baby and yes they always know their own baby despite there being about a million of them. And then ... they go and do the same thing again.

    How many tedious hours of TV coverage has this received over the years? Its an absolute scandal.
  • This Twin Atlantic song:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqeM4KLqok

    Specifically the double negative in "We're not going to get no sleep".

    It bugs me.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,711
    Heavy D
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    At the risk of sounding like Big Rob, the BBC's coverage of the Olympics. Why do they keep changing bloody channels - is it just to punish anyone that dozes off waiting for their favourite event?

    Here an idea pick a channel, either BBC2 or BBCFour, and make that a dedicated Olympic channel. Don't show anything else on that channel for a month but coverage of the most interesting live events and highlights. Make the other channel a dedicated non-Olympic channel; use it exclusively for non-Olympic programming. Use BBC1 for the flagship events only. Use the red-button service and iPlayer for minority events and those without a British interest. Absolutely simple and everyone would know where they stand.

    And here's another idea - this one's an absolute belter. Try showing more of the events rather than interminable conversations between Claire Balding and Chris Hoy about who's engaged to whom and what it's like to be the spouse of an Olympic Athlete. Save money by flying these two and the other hangers-on back home. Film their conversations on Hoy's garden shed in Clackmannanshire and release it on iPlayer only for the three people that are actually interested in this drivel.
  • I think Hoy has been really informative to be honest.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    To be fair Neil, so do I. But I was watching tonight and there was racing going on in the background that we couldn't see whilst Balding was asking all sorts of inane questions of him that didn't shed any light on what was going on.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212

    iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
    A point I take great pleasure in reminding my holier than thou, rugger bugger brother and sister in law.
    They also go on about it's a mans game. What is so tough about treading all over someone's face when they are trapped at the bottom of a ruck/maul?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,580
    iaitch said:

    iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
    A point I take great pleasure in reminding my holier than thou, rugger bugger brother and sister in law.
    They also go on about it's a mans game. What is so tough about treading all over someone's face when they are trapped at the bottom of a ruck/maul?
    iaitch said:

    iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
    A point I take great pleasure in reminding my holier than thou, rugger bugger brother and sister in law.
    They also go on about it's a mans game. What is so tough about treading all over someone's face when they are trapped at the bottom of a ruck/maul?
    Then shoving various vegetables up each other's arses in the bar afterwards before drinking each other's piss.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited August 2016

    iaitch said:

    iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
    A point I take great pleasure in reminding my holier than thou, rugger bugger brother and sister in law.
    They also go on about it's a mans game. What is so tough about treading all over someone's face when they are trapped at the bottom of a ruck/maul?
    iaitch said:

    iaitch said:

    Brian Moore, the rugby commentator is like that. Bloke gets injured and he always comes out with 'they don't roll around like soccer players'.

    No, they just use fake blood capsules.
    A point I take great pleasure in reminding my holier than thou, rugger bugger brother and sister in law.
    They also go on about it's a mans game. What is so tough about treading all over someone's face when they are trapped at the bottom of a ruck/maul?
    Then shoving various vegetables up each other's arses in the bar afterwards before drinking each other's piss.
    Actually, that last sentence has a certain attraction if I'm honest.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,727

    This Twin Atlantic song:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqeM4KLqok

    Specifically the double negative in "We're not going to get no sleep".

    It bugs me.

    "If you don't get yours, I won't get mine as well"

    From Some Might Say.......proper boils my piss that lyric.
  • Stig said:

    At the risk of sounding like Big Rob, the BBC's coverage of the Olympics. Why do they keep changing bloody channels - is it just to punish anyone that dozes off waiting for their favourite event?

    Here an idea pick a channel, either BBC2 or BBCFour, and make that a dedicated Olympic channel. Don't show anything else on that channel for a month but coverage of the most interesting live events and highlights. Make the other channel a dedicated non-Olympic channel; use it exclusively for non-Olympic programming. Use BBC1 for the flagship events only. Use the red-button service and iPlayer for minority events and those without a British interest. Absolutely simple and everyone would know where they stand.

    And here's another idea - this one's an absolute belter. Try showing more of the events rather than interminable conversations between Claire Balding and Chris Hoy about who's engaged to whom and what it's like to be the spouse of an Olympic Athlete. Save money by flying these two and the other hangers-on back home. Film their conversations on Hoy's garden shed in Clackmannanshire and release it on iPlayer only for the three people that are actually interested in this drivel.

    Have you tried the ten or so dedicated channels the BBC have?
    On your tv planner, just below the other Sky ports channels.


    Don't tell me you don't have Sky and only council telly.
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    Claire Balding is really annoying, there have been a few interviews with the athletes where she will interrupt them to ask a totally different question and the athlete sort of stands there like 'riiiight, ok'.

    Get her off the telly.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Big brother -
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