What ever happened to the garden gnat? You'd get a couple of gnat bites but that was part and parcel of summer, now there are dirty great big fuckers buzzing around biting the fuck out of anything and everyone!
My son was bitten on the forehead and when it swelled up looked like a unicorn and now I've woken to find I've been bitten on the lip! I look like I've got 50 grands worth of collagen in half of my top lip!
What ever happened to the garden gnat? You'd get a couple of gnat bites but that was part and parcel of summer, now there are dirty great big fuckers buzzing around biting the fuck out of anything and everyone!
My son was bitten on the forehead and when it swelled up looked like a unicorn and now I've woken to find I've been bitten on the lip! I look like I've got 50 grands worth of collagen in half of my top lip!
I bet your mrs craves the day your Hampton gets bitten.
Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.
I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.
But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?
Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".
Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.
I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.
But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?
Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".
Just show him the Card that shows him signing for it
Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.
I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.
But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?
Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".
A bloke delivered a parcel to my house the other day. 'Do you want me to sign for that'? I asked. 'Nah your alright, thanks' he replied, 'no need to sign, because you're in'!
I'd love to see him going around trying to collect signatures from the people that were out.
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Be asleep within a few minutes (sorry darling)
It also gives me opportunities like neil above has hinted at
A power wank in an ice cold shower.
Sorts the men from the mickeys that
Save it for home eh lad.
What ever happened to the garden gnat? You'd get a couple of gnat bites but that was part and parcel of summer, now there are dirty great big fuckers buzzing around biting the fuck out of anything and everyone!
My son was bitten on the forehead and when it swelled up looked like a unicorn and now I've woken to find I've been bitten on the lip! I look like I've got 50 grands worth of collagen in half of my top lip!
Been waiting in for a parcel all morning when it was due to be delivered between 10-11. Finally decided to track it to see its been delivered.. To an address I lived at a year ago.
I'm not sure how it happened as I've never used that address with the shop I was ordering from, and they've delivered stuff pretty consistently recently.
But what kind of absolute tosser signs for a parcel he isn't expecting, under a name he's never heard of?
Currently on a train to go get it, as its 3 stations away. Pretty much expecting "nah mate.. Haven't see it.".
This is very exciting...
I'd love to see him going around trying to collect signatures from the people that were out.
Well?!...
Will order more parcels to that address.
Was hoping blood, guts and gore.
Still, hope you pulled mate.