General things that Annoy you
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The day after your 34th birthday you are closer to 50 than 182
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No no no he was 950. 950 I tells ya. My book says so.cafcdave123 said:
Noah died at 27, he was set upon by a load of angry animals, can't think why...McBobbin said:People who seem to suggest 34 is older than Noah.
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)1 -
When people say 'I'm having a sugar crash/come down'
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I had an ex who used to say "What age is he/she...", that annoyed me too, so I feel your pain.McBobbin said:People who seem to suggest 34 is older than Noah.
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)1 -
What if they are Diabetic?cabbles said:When people say 'I'm having a sugar crash/come down'
Especially men
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The day after your 19th birthday you are closer to 50 than you are to 18 because you will never be 18 againMrOneLung said:The day after your 34th birthday you are closer to 50 than 18
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I cannot imagine the comments from your maths teacher in your school report, Hornchurch...Hornchurch said:
The day after your 19th birthday you are closer to 50 than you are to 18 because you will never be 18 againMrOneLung said:The day after your 34th birthday you are closer to 50 than 18
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Depends, are they hypoglycaemic or hypoglycemicHornchurch said:
What if they are Diabetic?cabbles said:When people say 'I'm having a sugar crash/come down'
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Open top bus parades when you havent won anything!!3
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Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.0
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The guy next to me on this train giving me dirty looks.
I have come a long way recently by reducing my weight down to 39 stone, so I don't need people like him looking at me all funny.9 -
Eat the smarmy little prick!Macronate said:The guy next to me on this train giving me dirty looks.
I have come a long way recently by reducing my weight down to 39 stone, so I don't need people like him looking at me all funny.1 -
Elbow the f****r in the ribs.Oh_Yoni_Boy said:Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
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You should have asked him if he a ticket for more than one seat.Oh_Yoni_Boy said:Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
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Can I ask what happened to all the fishermen etc when Noah's ark was on the seas?cafcdave123 said:
Noah died at 27, he was set upon by a load of angry animals, can't think why...McBobbin said:People who seem to suggest 34 is older than Noah.
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)
I thought all men bar Noah and his family (8 in total) were wiped out? But they all also had boats?3 -
@cables - today has passed without incident in the house of Otto. There was one potential cause for concern when the wife made a coffee and put it behind me when I was laying part of the floor, but I highlighted the potential hazard without having to down tools.cabbles said:
I'm sure you can find something in that activity to put a post on here....I know DIY is a particular rage enducing activity for mericky_otto said:
It's going to be a really boring day with the ottos tomorrow I'm afraid. Unless you want updates on laying a wood floor.cabbles said:Previously on the Otto's. Ricky went out for a couple of lunchtime pints and then returned to the same pub for dinner but this time accompanied by Mrs Otto.......She found out he'd been there twice in one day......
Join us again tomorrow for another episode of at home with the Otto's, exclusive to the general things that annoy you thread on Charlton Lifericky_otto said:Sitting on the banks of a lake fishing and enjoying the peace and quiet. Only for the phone to ring and my wife to ask "do you know where my car keys are"
Me "seeing as they're your car keys, how the hell would I know? They're probably in your hand bag along with the tonne of shit you cart about"
Her "helpful as always" and hangs up.
30 seconds later a text come through. "It's ok I found them, they were in my bag"
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Not sure if it has been mentioned but there is 11k posts.
Strimmers, and their poxy little Strimmer replacement mates.
Strimmers are the devils work the poxy little shit C*%TS2 -
Someone needs to make hedges straight.Charltonparklane said:Not sure if it has been mentioned but there is 11k posts.
Strimmers, and their poxy little Strimmer replacement mates.
Strimmers are the devils work the poxy little shit C*%TS0 -
They were already dead, after bumming them Noah realised he would have to kill them to stop word spreading of his love of cockDazzler21 said:
Can I ask what happened to all the fishermen etc when Noah's ark was on the seas?cafcdave123 said:
Noah died at 27, he was set upon by a load of angry animals, can't think why...McBobbin said:People who seem to suggest 34 is older than Noah.
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)
I thought all men bar Noah and his family (8 in total) were wiped out? But they all also had boats?2 -
No not them, the poxy fckin things to do the edges of the grassNorth Lower Neil said:
Someone needs to make hedges straight.Charltonparklane said:Not sure if it has been mentioned but there is 11k posts.
Strimmers, and their poxy little Strimmer replacement mates.
Strimmers are the devils work the poxy little shit C*%TS
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Did he jokingly say 'room for a small one?'Oh_Yoni_Boy said:Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
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And then he got drunk and shagged his daughters. Such a wrongun. And we all descend from himcafcdave123 said:
They were already dead, after bumming them Noah realised he would have to kill them to stop word spreading of his love of cockDazzler21 said:
Can I ask what happened to all the fishermen etc when Noah's ark was on the seas?cafcdave123 said:
Noah died at 27, he was set upon by a load of angry animals, can't think why...McBobbin said:People who seem to suggest 34 is older than Noah.
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)
I thought all men bar Noah and his family (8 in total) were wiped out? But they all also had boats?2 -
I think that was Noah.....iaitch said:
Did he jokingly say 'room for a small one?'Oh_Yoni_Boy said:Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
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The viewing figures for this thread will likely take a hit upon tuning in to see nothing of note happened todayricky_otto said:
@cables - today has passed without incident in the house of Otto. There was one potential cause for concern when the wife made a coffee and put it behind me when I was laying part of the floor, but I highlighted the potential hazard without having to down tools.cabbles said:
I'm sure you can find something in that activity to put a post on here....I know DIY is a particular rage enducing activity for mericky_otto said:
It's going to be a really boring day with the ottos tomorrow I'm afraid. Unless you want updates on laying a wood floor.cabbles said:Previously on the Otto's. Ricky went out for a couple of lunchtime pints and then returned to the same pub for dinner but this time accompanied by Mrs Otto.......She found out he'd been there twice in one day......
Join us again tomorrow for another episode of at home with the Otto's, exclusive to the general things that annoy you thread on Charlton Lifericky_otto said:Sitting on the banks of a lake fishing and enjoying the peace and quiet. Only for the phone to ring and my wife to ask "do you know where my car keys are"
Me "seeing as they're your car keys, how the hell would I know? They're probably in your hand bag along with the tonne of shit you cart about"
Her "helpful as always" and hangs up.
30 seconds later a text come through. "It's ok I found them, they were in my bag"0 -
Doubles partners that do that fist pump/high five thing after every single point. Unnecessary and quite annoying.3
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There's nothing like a high five when doubling up.ValleyGary said:Doubles partners that do that fist pump/high five thing after every single point. Unnecessary and quite annoying.
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Only ever use a blade one. Not one with a spool of wire.Charltonparklane said:
No not them, the poxy fckin things to do the edges of the grassNorth Lower Neil said:
Someone needs to make hedges straight.Charltonparklane said:Not sure if it has been mentioned but there is 11k posts.
Strimmers, and their poxy little Strimmer replacement mates.
Strimmers are the devils work the poxy little shit C*%TS1 -
People that stop for petrol and use it as a chance to 'top up on a few essentials'b
It's never a few essentials though is it1 -
I don't, every one in Scotland was saying how nice the weather was while that inbread bum boy was going round trying to get animals to cum on his boat...McBobbin said:
And then he got drunk and shagged his daughters. Such a wrongun. And we all descend from himcafcdave123 said:
They were already dead, after bumming them Noah realised he would have to kill them to stop word spreading of his love of cockDazzler21 said:
Can I ask what happened to all the fishermen etc when Noah's ark was on the seas?cafcdave123 said:
Noah died at 27, he was set upon by a load of angry animals, can't think why...McBobbin said:People who seem to suggest 34 is older than Noah.
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)
I thought all men bar Noah and his family (8 in total) were wiped out? But they all also had boats?1 -
Some women on my Facebook saying stuff like 'never watched an episode of game of thrones and never will' like it makes them cool. Oooh you're hard.5
