Why do people stand up on the plane before the doors are open anyway? They then rush off the plane first and you meet up with them why they are waiting for their suitcase, which, with any luck is one of the last one's off
Why do people stand up on the plane before the doors are open anyway? They then rush off the plane first and you meet up with them why they are waiting for their suitcase, which, with any luck is one of the last one's off
Because the pilot forgets to tell people that usually the plane doesn't take off again until all the passengers have alighted.
The amount of times I can be sitting in the corner by the doors, and still end up being one of the last to get off the train is fucking ridiculous.
Same for planes too, I flipped my shit to someone in Berlin for doing this. I was sat right at the back of the plane, right by the exit. After waiting for half the plane to exit so I could simply get up, I was actually putting my hand luggage on my back when people were STILL squeezing through. FFS - I'm actually ready to move myself you utter cretins.
Why do people stand up on the plane before the doors are open anyway? They then rush off the plane first and you meet up with them why they are waiting for their suitcase, which, with any luck is one of the last one's off
Because the pilot forgets to tell people that usually the plane doesn't take off again until all the passengers have alighted.
People sitting in front of you on flights of 2 hours or less who, the split second the seat belt sign goes off, recline their seats as far back as they will go, irrespective of the 6foot 3 man cramped up behind them.
People sitting in front of you on flights of 2 hours or less who, the split second the seat belt sign goes off, recline their seats as far back as they will go, irrespective of the 6foot 3 man cramped up behind them.
People sitting in front of you on flights of 2 hours or less who, the split second the seat belt sign goes off, recline their seats as far back as they will go, irrespective of the 6foot 3 man cramped up behind them.
Hate this! They are basically being selfish and deciding to make you a lot less comfortable so they can sit at a slightly different angle.
At least ask.
I had a guy do it to me on a flight once when I'd just put a drink on my tray, only for him to be really affronted when I suggested he should apologise, buy me another drink for the one he just spilt then put his chair back up.
Didn't do either of the first two but did put his chair back up once I told him my drink was going on the tray or his head!
The person in front on you that's paying for something or at the cash point and they spend ages faffing about looking for their bank card or money, surely it must have occurred to them that this is something they would need.
The person in front on you that's paying for something or at the cash point and they spend ages faffing about looking for their bank card or money, sure it must have occurred to them that this is something they would need.
Or people who get to the front of a queue for food or drink then start to decide what to have.
People sitting in front of you on flights of 2 hours or less who, the split second the seat belt sign goes off, recline their seats as far back as they will go, irrespective of the 6foot 3 man cramped up behind them.
One benefit of having a small child is to let them sit in your seat and kick the back of his all flight long.
The person in front on you that's paying for something or at the cash point and they spend ages faffing about looking for their bank card or money, sure it must have occurred to them that this is something they would need.
Or people who get to the front of a queue for food or drink then start to decide what to have.
Infuriating. You just want to punch them in the back of the head.
I'm convinced their some sort of conspiracy going on in my life when it comes to quieing. Like a really shit Truman Show. It takes me 20 seconds to order food or pay for petrol or get money out. But every shit stain infront of me, oh no....minutes for these pricks.
On last night’s show (before I fell asleep) Cox spent an age explaining the effects of the Moon’s gravitation on tides. He then hitched a ride on a Typhoon jet to prove (in effect) that the World is round. Com’on this is not rocket science, he’s just dressed himself in the King’s new clothes!
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I just want my packet of crisps and bottle of water and I don't want to queue for 20 minutes to get it.
Also people who stand up straight after a plane has landed. SI' DAAN!
The amount of times I can be sitting in the corner by the doors, and still end up being one of the last to get off the train is fucking ridiculous.
Same for planes too, I flipped my shit to someone in Berlin for doing this. I was sat right at the back of the plane, right by the exit. After waiting for half the plane to exit so I could simply get up, I was actually putting my hand luggage on my back when people were STILL squeezing through. FFS - I'm actually ready to move myself you utter cretins.
At least ask.
I had a guy do it to me on a flight once when I'd just put a drink on my tray, only for him to be really affronted when I suggested he should apologise, buy me another drink for the one he just spilt then put his chair back up.
Didn't do either of the first two but did put his chair back up once I told him my drink was going on the tray or his head!
A couple of times I've found myself typing "piss off you nosey bastard" in the hope they read it'
Met plenty of people who have met him, all think he's an arse
Cox out … ahem.