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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    I used to have a job where I attended a lot of trade exhibitions. I was always amazed at the amount of colleagues who thought it was acceptable to spend their break times going around to all the other stands hoovering up every free pen, calendar, key ring or other promotional gimmick they could get their hands on. What on earth for?
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    ValleyGary said:

    People up town that act like excited flies round shit when there is free weetabix or something being handed out at the station.

    You're probably on £100k a year you tight bastard.

    Ha! Charing Cross most mornings. They were giving away some sugar-filled free tat yesterday and there was a swarm of punters surrounding them like a scene out of The Wire when they were dishing out free crack vials. Peasants.

    Whilst we're on it the cheery bastards right outside the station giving out free magazines, gym membership leaflets or jehovah witness tosh. Stand right in the way so you have to meander through like a slalom skier.

    I'm cold, miserable and train was late due to signal failure in Mogadishu causing delays through New Cross. ...a I don't want to read about Andy Murray's thoughts on winning Wimbledon years ago or how to guarantee my place in heaven if I join your cult.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    ValleyGary said:

    People up town that act like excited flies round shit when there is free weetabix or something being handed out at the station.

    You're probably on £100k a year you tight bastard.

    I like this VG, you're on a role this morning. Prob bouyed by all the comments you've been getting on the best CL poster thread.

    This one particularly does my nut. Self respecting people suddenly become transfixed by the opportunity to pick up a sample bottle of radox or some shit like that, and lose all sense of shame.

    Some new wave organic vitamin made from bat poo that will allow you to look a day younger and suddenly there's a stampede.

    I might set up a stall at a station passing out bottles of my piss for free and advertise it as a lemon nutri bullet or something. That'll teach them
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    When you walk into the work toilet and find that someone couldnt be bothered to flush the toilet after doing a Richard the Third
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    cabbles said:

    ValleyGary said:

    People up town that act like excited flies round shit when there is free weetabix or something being handed out at the station.

    You're probably on £100k a year you tight bastard.

    I like this VG, you're on a role this morning. Prob bouyed by all the comments you've been getting on the best CL poster thread.

    This one particularly does my nut. Self respecting people suddenly become transfixed by the opportunity to pick up a sample bottle of radox or some shit like that, and lose all sense of shame.

    Some new wave organic vitamin made from bat poo that will allow you to look a day younger and suddenly there's a stampede.

    I might set up a stall at a station passing out bottles of my piss for free and advertise it as a lemon nutri bullet or something. That'll teach them
    Ooh - where can I get me some of that?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,355
    ValleyGary said:

    People up town that act like excited flies round shit when there is free weetabix or something being handed out at the station.

    You're probably on £100k a year you tight bastard.

    Did you get a free Costa card with £3 on it the other morning from Southeastern?
    I also had the breakfast bar they were dishing out, that weren't up to much but its food and free.
    I'm not too proud to take a hand out but then again my salary falls way short of the 100k mark.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    ValleyGary said:

    People that put up a picture or video and put 'I'm done' or 'can't breath' above it.

    Alright mate, it ain't that funny.

    The tears of laughter smiley being used excessively along with "I'm dead" sickens me.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,962
    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    on a come down mate?
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    I'm sure there was a thread on here about drugs, you can only sell at face value though on Charlton Life.
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Stig said:

    I used to have a job where I attended a lot of trade exhibitions. I was always amazed at the amount of colleagues who thought it was acceptable to spend their break times going around to all the other stands hoovering up every free pen, calendar, key ring or other promotional gimmick they could get their hands on. What on earth for?

    Boot Fairs ?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
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    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    You sound like you spend a lot of time with druggies for someone who dislikes druggies so much
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,678
    edited January 2016
    cafcdave123 said:

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    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    You sound like you spend a lot of time with druggies for someone who dislikes druggies so much
    drug counselor
  • thickandthin63
    thickandthin63 Posts: 2,950
    Footballers total inability to cross a football properly,especially when they have all day to practice,corners normally dont by pass the first defender or go straight to the keeper.It is easy,aim ball to penalty spot to allow centre forward a run from edge of area,works a treat.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited January 2016
    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    And alcky pissheads who think their boring antisocial habit is OK because it is legal... talking shit, crowding up the streets pissing in shop doorways and taking up police time.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,580
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    And alcky pissheads who think their boring antisocial habit is OK because it is legal... talking shit, crowding up the streets pissing in shop doorways and taking up police time.
    A bit like Millwall fans (apart from the crowding bit)
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    And alcky pissheads who think their boring antisocial habit is OK because it is legal... talking shit, crowding up the streets pissing in shop doorways and taking up police time.
    Can't disagree there.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,962
    People with bad breath.

    Bloke next to me on train can't have brushed his teeth since 1996.

    It's like a thousand arseholes next to my face.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    ValleyGary said:

    People with bad breath.

    Bloke next to me on train can't have brushed his teeth since 1996.

    It's like a thousand arseholes next to my face.

    Bit like the home end at The Den then...
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,116
    edited January 2016
    ValleyGary said:



    It's like a thousand arseholes next to my face.

    Must be like working at StayPricks HQ
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,007
    Greenie said:

    Real Ale drinkers babbling on about it like its the elixir of youth when in reality it's horse piss consumed by tubbies in badly fitting jumpers.

    So close to a flag.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    McBobbin said:

    Wheresmeticket? said:

    McBobbin said:

    Druggies. Especially come bores who think it's justified to break the law because "everyone" does it.

    Or pot heads, in particular the over politicised student pot head type, who think that they are some kind of political stance, as if smoking weed makes them Che Guevara.

    Most of the time they can only talk about getting drugs, taking drugs, or that time they took some drugs and ended up doing absolutely nothing. Bore the shit out if me. Almost makes me want to smoke them just to drown out their pompous self important rhetoric.

    And alcky pissheads who think their boring antisocial habit is OK because it is legal... talking shit, crowding up the streets pissing in shop doorways and taking up police time.
    Can't disagree there.
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    Fuck!
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Burning your tongue or the roof of your mouth on hot food....
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited January 2016
    Being on a train that isn't moving, being stuck there for ages and the driver doesnt even bother to give an explanation as to why. Then the train does eventually move the driver pulls in to the wrong platform.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited January 2016
    Walking into the office to be bombarded with 'happy Friday' .....fuck off. Im in work and I intend to be thoroughly miserable
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,758
    edited January 2016
    ricky_otto said:

    Being on a train that isn't moving, being stuck there for ages and the driver doesnt even bother to give an explanation as to why...

    These non-communication situations are far more annoying for the fact that they are utterly avoidable.
    Just look at Katrien Meire. I do wonder how much more leeway we might have given her if she'd genuinely made an effort to communicate with us properly. Even if we didn't like what she had to say.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    ricky_otto said:

    Walking into the office to be bombarded with 'happy Friday' .....fuck off. Im in work and I intend to be thoroughly miserable

    Please tell me that's not a thing now?
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Grown men wearing trainers with suits because their feet are too feeble to endure the 4 minute walk from the station to the office. What would they have done in the trenches.

    Grown men riding children's foot scooters.

    Grown men in suits and trainers riding children's foot scooters.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    Grown men wearing trainers with suits because their feet are too feeble to endure the 4 minute walk from the station to the office. What would they have done in the trenches.

    Grown men riding children's foot scooters.

    Grown men in suits and trainers riding children's foot scooters.

    I wear trainers into work but thats because I've got to drive and find it easier when I'm wearing trainers to do so.

    I also used to wear trainers into London but then if I needed to run for the train I'd stand a chance of catching it, running with shoes and I look like I'm doing the goose-step really fast.
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