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Or Chelsea BA
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Christmas is saved! The door arrived, is the right colour and fitted fine (not even a hint of swearing by me when fitting)DaveMehmet said:
Continuing this poxy saga, they came to deliver and fit the new oven today but wouldn't install it due to regs as the bloody splashback is laminate and classed as combustable! Was so annoyed, I told them to take it away and cancelled the order. Luckily, I checked the supplier and discovered that the replacement door that I was told was obsolete 3 weeks ago is now in stock. Ordered one, fingers crossed they'll deliver it as planned tomorrow.DaveMehmet said:
Finally getting a new oven fitted tomorrow (couldn't get a replacement door). Pulled the oven out to clean behind it tonight and there was a dead bird behind it. God knows how it managed to get behind the oven. F*****g cats!DaveMehmet said:Cats. Managed to get talked into getting 2 of the feckers. Working from home today and was planning to cook a nice roast dinner for the family. They brought a mouse in and I spent all afternoon trying to catch it. All the appliances had to come out along with the plinths. Managed to get it after 3 hours of trying. I didn't have the heart to kill it, stunned it and put it done the garden, where I'm sure the cats caught it anyway. Went to put everything back and the dishwasher inlet hose split and I managed to shatter the glass front door to the oven.
Upside is we got a takeaway Indian on the way back from B&Q for a new hose, downside probably looking at £200 for a new door.
Oh, and my daughter managed to spill Ribena all over the popadums at the table.
I'll say it again - Fucking cats.
The cats are still little shits though.5 -
Calling the IT support guys asking for a reset on my office 365 password only to actually say to them:
"Hi - please could I have a reset of my Bet365 password..."
Ffs.2 -
A guy at work giving me a £10 bet Bolton, Bristol and Charlton will be relegated for Secret Santa22
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Someone at work playing Christmas songs on her PC all day, including a whole album by Michael fucking Buble.1
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"Do you want to go and catch a movie...?"
Well if you speak like that I most certainly fucking don't.5 -
Hope you told him to fuck off?Addickted2TheReds said:"Do you want to go and catch a movie...?"
Well if you speak like that I most certainly fucking don't.2 -
She, and yes I did.ads said:
Hope you told him to fuck off?Addickted2TheReds said:"Do you want to go and catch a movie...?"
Well if you speak like that I most certainly fucking don't.
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This man has made a career making music for carveries. If I go to a carvery on a Sunday on the outskirts of Wolverhampton, I fully expect the accompanying music to be Buble.LawrieAbrahams said:Someone at work playing Christmas songs on her PC all day, including a whole album by Michael fucking Buble.
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The carveries are better round Walsall, matecabbles said:
This man has made a career making music for carveries. If I go to a carvery on a Sunday on the outskirts of Wolverhampton, I fully expect the accompanying music to be Buble.LawrieAbrahams said:Someone at work playing Christmas songs on her PC all day, including a whole album by Michael fucking Buble.
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Winner, winner, turkey dinner.cafcbart92 said:A guy at work giving me a £10 bet Bolton, Bristol and Charlton will be relegated for Secret Santa
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Whichever carvery you choose, whether it be in the black country or in upper kent, Buble was born to make music for the patronsIA said:
The carveries are better round Walsall, matecabbles said:
This man has made a career making music for carveries. If I go to a carvery on a Sunday on the outskirts of Wolverhampton, I fully expect the accompanying music to be Buble.LawrieAbrahams said:Someone at work playing Christmas songs on her PC all day, including a whole album by Michael fucking Buble.
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When people refer to the 23rd of December as "Christmas Eve-Eve".
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Thats not exactly Christmas-Eve-Eve-Eve spirit is it?Addickted2TheReds said:When people refer to the 23rd of December as "Christmas Eve-Eve".
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Ha - I knew that was coming!ValleyGary said:
Thats not exactly Christmas-Eve-Eve-Eve spirit is it?Addickted2TheReds said:When people refer to the 23rd of December as "Christmas Eve-Eve".
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Dude. Being called 'Dude' by pseudo American English people.
Just phuck off.0 -
Chill, buddy...Greenie said:Dude. Being called 'Dude' by pseudo American English people.
Just phuck off.0 -
Sorry Carter, its just not on, the others are fine, 'cos they're proper English words, salt of the earth and all that, but 'Dude' is just cock. ;o)Carter said:
Whoah thereGreenie said:Dude. Being called 'Dude' by pseudo American English people.
Just phuck off.
I fully advocate the use of the term dude
I'll temper that by chopping it up and also using winkle, mate, pal, shag, chav, mush, fella, geezer or cock
Next thing you know people will be calling me 'buddy...............hold on a minute.....!2 -
Hahaha dude is only unacceptable if leaving the lips of a white person with dreadlocks
In fact any words leaving their lips will be unacceptable1 - Sponsored links:
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Toilet roll dispenser units that restrict you to one square at a time.
Sometimes, you just need two.
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When getting off the train and people press the door release buttons over and over again before the train grinds to a halt.3
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Spitting. Nothing worse that somebody gobbing on the pavement.1
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Shitting on the pavement is definitely worsericky_otto said:Spitting. Nothing worse that somebody gobbing on the pavement.
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Ah, Friday nights in Dartford.Carter said:
Shitting on the pavement is definitely worsericky_otto said:Spitting. Nothing worse that somebody gobbing on the pavement.
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Doesn't annoy me, they just look like prats. A woman does it every morning as she gets on the train. Even her mate laughs and tells her the doors won't open until the light comes on. Silly cow still stands there pressing the button like mad.ricky_otto said:When getting off the train and people press the door release buttons over and over again before the train grinds to a halt.
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That one time when the doors open and you can jump out as the train is still moving, gently coming to a halt. That one moment is worth a lifetime of looking like a prat. Happened to me once. You lot haven't lived.DaveMehmet said:
Doesn't annoy me, they just look like prats. A woman does it every morning as she gets on the train. Even her mate laughs and tells her the doors won't open until the light comes on. Silly cow still stands there pressing the button like mad.ricky_otto said:When getting off the train and people press the door release buttons over and over again before the train grinds to a halt.
Edit - I always wait for the light to come on, even on that one great day.4 -
I saw someone piss on the pavement last night and then go into his house about ten doors down the road.Carter said:
Shitting on the pavement is definitely worsericky_otto said:Spitting. Nothing worse that somebody gobbing on the pavement.
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Getting up for work after being out drinking all night. Get ready for work, leave the house, get half way to the station and then realise that your last day at work was was yesterday.20
