Cat's. In particular, my cat who I just caught puking in the house. I shoed him out, but as he ran out of the cat flap he deposited a pile of vom in the Crocs I leave by the back door. I took them out to the back garden to hose them down, but someone had left the hose on the jet setting so ended up with a pressure wash cat-chunder facial. Nice!
Cat's. In particular, my cat who I just caught puking in the house. I shoed him out, but as he ran out of the cat flap he deposited a pile of vom in the Crocs I leave by the back door. I took them out to the back garden to hose them down, but someone had left the hose on the jet setting so ended up with a pressure wash cat-chunder facial. Nice!
Having to walk from Covent Garden to Piccadilly Circus to pick presents up. RAGE. Within 30 seconds my anger was heightened by those that want to walk very slowly, those that want to stop in front of you, and then to top it off, some stupid event is happening in Leicester square where a big stage and screen has been erected so everyone is down to single file pressed up against the f'n Hippodrome
Tesco, cooked meats/chicken section in covent garden. Why people need to spend minutes + there, picking up every bag on wings, analysing them, putting them back down and onto the next riles me. Yes the staff at tesco play a game where they send out bigger wings than others, and heaven forbid you get one of those small bags of wings where they are the size of a pea. FFS they're all the same. They don't give you less, or you get smaller ones.
These two events combined have reinforced why I like to sit at my desk for the whole of lunch
Further office woes - a couple of days ago someone came around with a card and a collection because one of the bosses has moved house. Not leaving the organisation or their birthday - moving bloody house!
Then I got a funny look for refusing to even sign the card, let alone donate. Because that was ridiculous!
Even my droopy tinsel isn't cheering me up.
Work? I am too busy throwing 50's on the fire......
I'm yet to watch one. I think that ship has sailed. Most people in my office are seeing at some point over the next few days, I said I'm going to Turf Moor to watch my own interchampionship battle
People who sit on buses or trains at right angles to the way normal people sit so that their legs are blocking the aisle.
Had this on the train the other day and the ignorant c*^* did this on the middle seat on the train literally with her back facing the woman in the corner seat.
When eating lunch at work in the communal kitchen and people come by and say 'sorry to disturb your lunch......" and ask me some question about a problem with their PC. Firstly you ain't sorry otherwise you wouldn't interrupt me eating my lunch, secondly I am at lunch and came here to get away from the desk and not think about work you numbskull. Might as well go back to my desk, where people wonder why you are not picking up the phone. BECAUSE I AM AT LUNCH MOTHERF%^*R!!!!!!!'
When eating lunch at work in the communal kitchen and people come by and say 'sorry to disturb your lunch......" and ask me some question about a problem with their PC. Firstly you ain't sorry otherwise you wouldn't interrupt me eating my lunch, secondly I am at lunch and came here to get away from the desk and not think about work you numbskull. Might as well go back to my desk, where people wonder why you are not picking up the phone. BECAUSE I AM AT LUNCH MOTHERF%^*R!!!!!!!'
Just tell her to her to restart it, everyone's happy.
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And Robbie Savage's voice.
Look like BT have cornered the market in twats with annoying voices.
But the Spanish; why do they sound like they're all shouting "whoooooooooorrrreee" when their team scores. Why do they whistle all the bloody time.
Proper annoying
Tesco, cooked meats/chicken section in covent garden. Why people need to spend minutes + there, picking up every bag on wings, analysing them, putting them back down and onto the next riles me. Yes the staff at tesco play a game where they send out bigger wings than others, and heaven forbid you get one of those small bags of wings where they are the size of a pea. FFS they're all the same. They don't give you less, or you get smaller ones.
These two events combined have reinforced why I like to sit at my desk for the whole of lunch
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0
very amusing
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?412514-Black-magic-help!
Don't know what I'm gonna do with a Rampant Rabbit but I'm sure I'll find a use for it