Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

General things that Annoy you

1…273274276278279…1005

Comments

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ALWAYS forgetting to put the pineapple chunks in me sweet and sour chicken FFS

    Chicken nuggets, tomato sauce and tinned pineapple fot dinner again mate?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,135
    edited December 2015
    Bedsaddick said:

    lager

    Fixed that for you mate... :wink:

  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    ricky_otto said:

    Glenn Hoddle's voice.

    And Michael Owen''s voice.

    And Robbie Savage's voice.

    Look like BT have cornered the market in twats with annoying voices.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,009
    Cat's. In particular, my cat who I just caught puking in the house. I shoed him out, but as he ran out of the cat flap he deposited a pile of vom in the Crocs I leave by the back door. I took them out to the back garden to hose them down, but someone had left the hose on the jet setting so ended up with a pressure wash cat-chunder facial. Nice!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Stig said:

    Cat's. In particular, my cat who I just caught puking in the house. I shoed him out, but as he ran out of the cat flap he deposited a pile of vom in the Crocs I leave by the back door. I took them out to the back garden to hose them down, but someone had left the hose on the jet setting so ended up with a pressure wash cat-chunder facial. Nice!

    image
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    iaitch said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Glenn Hoddle's voice.

    And Michael Owen''s voice.

    And Robbie Savage's voice.

    Look like BT have cornered the market in twats with annoying voices.
    I was wrong, Niall Quinn is doing the summarising on Sky at the Villa match and Henry is in the studio.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,411
    I love the sound of English fans cheering a goal at games. A collective roar. Bundesliga fans are similar.

    But the Spanish; why do they sound like they're all shouting "whoooooooooorrrreee" when their team scores. Why do they whistle all the bloody time.

    Proper annoying
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    iaitch said:

    iaitch said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Glenn Hoddle's voice.

    And Michael Owen''s voice.

    And Robbie Savage's voice.

    Look like BT have cornered the market in twats with annoying voices.
    I was wrong, Niall Quinn is doing the summarising on Sky at the Villa match and Henry is in the studio.
    Never thought it possible but Niall Quinn has somehow managed to make Football sound even more boring that Ray Wilkins
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The fact that being in the city the price of every day things shoots up.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    The fact that being in the city the price of every day things shoots up.

    A pint of lager and a box of 20 Marlboro Light, ain't every day tbings David!
  • Sponsored links:



  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ......just seen the price that Robert Dias are asking for a plastic collander and, you're right, every day things are a bit trumpy up there
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,212
    Plastic colander, you taking the peas.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    edited December 2015
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ......just seen the price that Robert Dias are asking for a plastic collander and, you're right, every day things are a bit trumpy up there

    Do they have any plastic colanders suitable for straight people or gay people or bisexual people?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YS2dSa-Ud0
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Having to walk from Covent Garden to Piccadilly Circus to pick presents up. RAGE. Within 30 seconds my anger was heightened by those that want to walk very slowly, those that want to stop in front of you, and then to top it off, some stupid event is happening in Leicester square where a big stage and screen has been erected so everyone is down to single file pressed up against the f'n Hippodrome

    Tesco, cooked meats/chicken section in covent garden. Why people need to spend minutes + there, picking up every bag on wings, analysing them, putting them back down and onto the next riles me. Yes the staff at tesco play a game where they send out bigger wings than others, and heaven forbid you get one of those small bags of wings where they are the size of a pea. FFS they're all the same. They don't give you less, or you get smaller ones.

    These two events combined have reinforced why I like to sit at my desk for the whole of lunch
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,411
    I've just found a internet forum that believes that the Earth might be flat

    http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0

    very amusing
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,009
    cafcnick1992 said:

    I've just found a internet forum that believes that the Earth might be flat

    http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0

    very amusing

    All a bit of a joke really. Patrick Moore was once a member.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,411
    I've found another one with people who believe in black magic

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?412514-Black-magic-help!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,712
    Citizen Khan
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,927
    Bedsaddick said:

    Citizen Khan

    Don't be mean, I'm sure he'll think.of a second joke soon.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    edited December 2015
    .
  • Sponsored links:



  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    This.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    leaving Christmas presents on the train, sober!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    edited December 2015
    cafcdave123 said:

    leaving Christmas presents on the train, sober!

    Thanks mate, was wondering who left me that gift...

    Don't know what I'm gonna do with a Rampant Rabbit but I'm sure I'll find a use for it
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ForeverAddickted said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    leaving Christmas presents on the train, sober!

    Thanks mate, was wondering who left me that gift...

    Don't know what I'm gonna do with a Rampant Rabbit but I'm sure I'll find a use for it
    you enjoy mate but you just remember you are robbing my Nan of her Christmas present!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    LouisMend said:

    Further office woes - a couple of days ago someone came around with a card and a collection because one of the bosses has moved house. Not leaving the organisation or their birthday - moving bloody house!

    Then I got a funny look for refusing to even sign the card, let alone donate. Because that was ridiculous!

    Even my droopy tinsel isn't cheering me up.

    Work? I am too busy throwing 50's on the fire......
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Greenie said:

    This.

    I'm yet to watch one. I think that ship has sailed. Most people in my office are seeing at some point over the next few days, I said I'm going to Turf Moor to watch my own interchampionship battle
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    People who sit on buses or trains at right angles to the way normal people sit so that their legs are blocking the aisle.

    Had this on the train the other day and the ignorant c*^* did this on the middle seat on the train literally with her back facing the woman in the corner seat.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    When eating lunch at work in the communal kitchen and people come by and say 'sorry to disturb your lunch......" and ask me some question about a problem with their PC. Firstly you ain't sorry otherwise you wouldn't interrupt me eating my lunch, secondly I am at lunch and came here to get away from the desk and not think about work you numbskull. Might as well go back to my desk, where people wonder why you are not picking up the phone. BECAUSE I AM AT LUNCH MOTHERF%^*R!!!!!!!'
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,355
    1StevieG said:

    When eating lunch at work in the communal kitchen and people come by and say 'sorry to disturb your lunch......" and ask me some question about a problem with their PC. Firstly you ain't sorry otherwise you wouldn't interrupt me eating my lunch, secondly I am at lunch and came here to get away from the desk and not think about work you numbskull. Might as well go back to my desk, where people wonder why you are not picking up the phone. BECAUSE I AM AT LUNCH MOTHERF%^*R!!!!!!!'

    Just tell her to her to restart it, everyone's happy.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,286
    1StevieG said:

    When eating lunch at work in the communal kitchen and people come by and say 'sorry to disturb your lunch......" and ask me some question about a problem with their PC. Firstly you ain't sorry otherwise you wouldn't interrupt me eating my lunch, secondly I am at lunch and came here to get away from the desk and not think about work you numbskull. Might as well go back to my desk, where people wonder why you are not picking up the phone. BECAUSE I AM AT LUNCH MOTHERF%^*R!!!!!!!'

    Go on tell them to throw water on the Computer and ask them to report back on what happens
This discussion has been closed.

Categories

“Marketplace”