General things that Annoy you

happyvalley said:

Knobheads with personalised number plates, especially the ones that try as you might you can't work out what they are meant to spell.

So not to be deemed a knobhead with a personalised plate, there's a big clue in the photo to help you out.

Great
Sodding
Dog?

Got small dick?

happyvalley said:

Knobheads with personalised number plates, especially the ones that try as you might you can't work out what they are meant to spell.

TO55ERS

Being called a "pussy hole" at ten to four in the morning.

40% income tax.

People who moan about paying 40% income tax instead of being grateful they earn enough to pay it...

The pitch side sofa and live showing of a football match I'm at on the big screen

AFKABartram said:

Hangovers. Starting to question whether it's all worth it. They are getting worse with age.

Posted at 3.57pm.....must be bad. Should I trawl the threads to see if there are any signs of the 'night before'

cabbles said:

AFKABartram said:

Hangovers. Starting to question whether it's all worth it. They are getting worse with age.

Posted at 3.57pm.....must be bad. Should I trawl the threads to see if there are any signs of the 'night before'

Ah yes here we go, didn't take long. 1.55am, not sure what it means

AFKABartram Moderator
1:55AM
Thanks for those being there adding their comments. Absolutely smashed me.
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The post was on the West Ham match thread. I understand the first sentence, a thanks for all those fans adding their comments about how we played. The second sentence though....

Henry Irving said:

nth london addick said:

VAT admin jeesus christ it's a pain in the arse

Use a spreadsheet, go on, no one will laugh at you : - )

I have one I just can't see it to use it , my laptop went all monkey on me on Thursday and I can't see anything I am inputting so it's all manual attachments of fuel wages hotels expenses for job against the invoice involved, plus like a dick head when the business Mgr said do you want a paper statement or have it online, I chose on line , what she failed to tell me was that if I didn't print it off before 150 transactions in the calendar month you have to manually change the parameters and print off each 150 transactions, now when you do the work we do 150 transactions from the business account can happen in around 8-10 days ,

She also failed to tell me that it's 5 quid a sheet if I ask them to send a paper statement for the months I needed and that would have cost me 500

I hope she listens to her voice mail today ,

Don't even notice it anymore , I find lighting big issues with a £50 note whilst urinating on the seller eases the pain

It's not enough that Facebook subjects you to photos of people who are friends of your friends who you don't know, so you end scrolling down the page looking at pictures of people's kids who mean nothing to you. Now people have taken to liking celebrities' updates and pages that are infiltrating my timeline. Louise Redknapp's son is 11 today and I've just seen a picture of Kelly Rowland's young child and husband.

Facebook, bringing you closer to the lives of people who mean nothing to you, all day, every day

nth london addick said:

Don't even notice it anymore , I find lighting big issues with a £50 note whilst urinating on the seller eases the pain

You always were a bit of an old softie though...

Being in a pub in the city on a monday lunch time and they have MUFC TV on the tele, what the fuck is that all about?