Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
We have been adrift in a sea of despair for what seems like an eternity and in the past few months have had people throwing in life belts and life rafts in an attempt to keep us buoyant whilst we wait for the gleaming cruise ship to appear on the horizon to pull us in, dry us down and go full steam ahead to a happier place.
Now admittedly we have some people who claim to have bigger rafts than others and equally some of the belts have been caught in the wind and missed the target and some have been no more than seaside rubber rings which were as welcome as industrial strength shark bait.
But as one of the many thousands bobbing along, waiting to be rescued, I am grateful of any attempt to drag me out of these murky depths, even if at times the rope has been too short or what appeared to be Captain Dowman sailing towards me, turned out to be Captain Birds Eye!
(come on, it's got to be better than all of those house selling analogy's surely?)
You just know that gleaming cruise ship will pull up alongside and as we scramble aboard past its name on the side of the hull... RMS TITANIC.
This video always confuses me... He comes in realises Bart's there so walks back out again - Few seconds later he does exactly the same again, he's surely gotta realise soon that Bart again going anywhere.
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
i love it when this forum gets a new nugget of info and that always leads to further info coming out
I rarely claim to be ITK (about anything, frankly) but I'd like to share a rumour I have heard. The takeover won't be announced this morning. (Or, if it is announced this morning, it will be quite late on).
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
I don’t get it. You could hand said wade through. You’re not very good at this ;-)
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Just when you’re about to write a witty weather related pun @Curb_It goes and rains on your parade
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
I don’t get it. You could hand said wade through. You’re not very good at this ;-)
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Just when you’re about to write a witty weather related pun @Curb_It goes and rains on your parade
Maybe @Curb_It is feeling a bit under the weather or snowed under at work?
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Just when you’re about to write a witty weather related pun @Curb_It goes and rains on your parade
Maybe @Curb_It is feeling a bit under the weather or snowed under at work?
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
I don’t get it. You could hand said wade through. You’re not very good at this ;-)
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?
If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.
Do your worst peeps
PLEASE DONT!!
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Speaking of weather, it's definitely snow joke for a friend & fellow Lifer who is stuck at Gatwick as we speak after his plane was struck by lightening.
He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.
Speaking of weather, it's definitely snow joke for a friend & fellow Lifer who is stuck at Gatwick as we speak after his plane was struck by lightening.
He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.
:-(
They must have been dazed by the lightning strike, it only normally takes me 3 minutes.
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T_C_E: "I am upstairs love, pulling off my boxers"
Mrs T_C_E "You spoil those dogs"
as they say, when it Rains it pours
keep it coming
Hope this helps.
But still I'll listen
For hours and hours
This is THE most accurate FACT on this thread.
Feck sake.
The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.
Back to e penis & Willy waving puns now?
Normally she is a ray of sunshine
It's snow joke.
Can't wait.
He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.
:-(