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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    This is snow joke Swisdom
  • We have been adrift in a sea of despair for what seems like an eternity and in the past few months have had people throwing in life belts and life rafts in an attempt to keep us buoyant whilst we wait for the gleaming cruise ship to appear on the horizon to pull us in, dry us down and go full steam ahead to a happier place.

    Now admittedly we have some people who claim to have bigger rafts than others and equally some of the belts have been caught in the wind and missed the target and some have been no more than seaside rubber rings which were as welcome as industrial strength shark bait.

    But as one of the many thousands bobbing along, waiting to be rescued, I am grateful of any attempt to drag me out of these murky depths, even if at times the rope has been too short or what appeared to be Captain Dowman sailing towards me, turned out to be Captain Birds Eye!

    (come on, it's got to be better than all of those house selling analogy's surely?)

    You just know that gleaming cruise ship will pull up alongside and as we scramble aboard past its name on the side of the hull... RMS TITANIC.
  • I hate it when mummy and daddy fight.
  • Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    i love it when this forum gets a new nugget of info and that always leads to further info coming out

    as they say, when it Rains it pours

    keep it coming
  • I rarely claim to be ITK (about anything, frankly) but I'd like to share a rumour I have heard. The takeover won't be announced this morning. (Or, if it is announced this morning, it will be quite late on).

    Hope this helps.
  • Rain may glisten
    But still I'll listen
    For hours and hours
  • Rothko said:

    So what the actual fuck is going on, other then collective willy waving by some?

    This.

    This is THE most accurate FACT on this thread.

    Feck sake.
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  • Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    I don’t get it. You could hand said wade through. You’re not very good at this ;-)

  • Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    Just when you’re about to write a witty weather related pun @Curb_It goes and rains on your parade
  • Swisdom said:

    Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    I don’t get it. You could hand said wade through. You’re not very good at this ;-)

    Hand said?

    Back to e penis & Willy waving puns now?
  • Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    Just when you’re about to write a witty weather related pun @Curb_It goes and rains on your parade
    Maybe @Curb_It is feeling a bit under the weather or snowed under at work?

    Normally she is a ray of sunshine
  • Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    Just when you’re about to write a witty weather related pun @Curb_It goes and rains on your parade
    Maybe @Curb_It is feeling a bit under the weather or snowed under at work?

    Normally she is a ray of sunshine
    An avalanche of puns there
  • Swisdom said:

    Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    I don’t get it. You could hand said wade through. You’re not very good at this ;-)

    Hand said?

    Back to e penis & Willy waving puns now?
    Shake it till you make it
  • Just stop it as @Curb_It said please. Grow up.
  • careful careful a pissed off Curb-it is something to be avoided
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  • Just stop it as @Curb_It said please. Grow up.

    It is ok I think we have weathered the storm

  • @Henry Irving shares a potentially significant photograph of a marque being put up outside the Valley and all people want to do is make crappy puns.

    It's snow joke.
  • @charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

    "Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"

    image

    My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

    Maybe the Aussie camp are showing their intent.
    My sources at the have told me it's the merchandising tent for the YouTubers game tomorrow.

    Can't wait.
  • Curb_It said:

    Swisdom said:

    Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

    If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

    Do your worst peeps

    PLEASE DONT!!

    The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.


    Agreed. It's really not punny.
  • Speaking of weather, it's definitely snow joke for a friend & fellow Lifer who is stuck at Gatwick as we speak after his plane was struck by lightening.

    He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.

    :-(
  • T_C_E said:



    Fumbluff said:

    My mummy says I’m a miracle....

    Mine said I was a mistake.
    Mummy is fibbing...........
    Love
    Daddy xx ;)
    You show your dogs more attention than me. Letting them sit at the table, while I get a dog bowl. Thanks for nothing.

    Anyway you can’t be my Dad - he wouldn’t dress like something out of Carry on Camping. :wink:
    Mrs T_C_E "I am home darling where are you?"

    T_C_E: "I am upstairs love, pulling off my boxers"

    Mrs T_C_E "You spoil those dogs"
    And I thought he only had Alsatians
  • What, he pulls off Alsatians in the bedroom? I don’t get it.
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