No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game
No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game
It’s a quick buck really for Ashley... buy us with his profit from the Newcastle sale. Spend a few 10s of millions to get into the Prem and sell for a profit.
Obviously, spending money doesn’t always guarantee promotion but to my knowledge Sheffield Utd didn’t spend masses? In my defence I don’t study other clubs spending 😝 so if I’m wrong, I take it back 😂
It’s a quick buck really for Ashley... buy us with his profit from the Newcastle sale. Spend a few 10s of millions to get into the Prem and sell for a profit.
Obviously, spending money doesn’t always guarantee promotion but to my knowledge Sheffield Utd didn’t spend masses? In my defence I don’t study other clubs spending 😝 so if I’m wrong, I take it back 😂
So you think £35m plus £30m spend will get us promoted and sell for more than £65m - Maybe he'd get Napa's £77m?
No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game
Of course Ashley would spend enough to get us up, I don’t know how some people have this idea that people go in to football to lose money, they’ve had a few bad years but overall Newcastle have been pretty competitive for most of the past 20 years.
No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game.
No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game.
No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game
No chance Ashley spends enough to get us up, he'll be just as bad as Roland, we'll have cheap nasty kits with a shit sponsor, he'll try to rename The Valley to the sportsdirect.com Arena at The Valley and we'll have to put up with looking at the fat lazy slob in a crap suit, untucked shirt and ketchup stains on a Charlton tie hung loosely around his bulbous neck every bloody game
Could not care less about all that (Other then the Valley rename) I would take the whole lot over that complete dickhead we have.
Bought Newcastle for £134m and inherited £77m of debt. By 2017 that debt had doubled to £152m.
Sports Direct has never paid anything towards the naming rights or any of the advertising that swarms the stadium.
Sports Direct controls club's retail operations and the club has made a net loss of £5.5m from this arrangement. Commercial income has halved, matchday income is down by a third.
In the 11 years before Ashley, Newcastle had qualified for Europe nine times and the Champion's League group stages twice. Since Ashley has been owner, the club has been relegated twice and played in the Europa League once.
Newcastle's net spend since the summer of 2017 is £1m. Brighton's is £110m and Huddersfield's is £78m.
Ashley has purchased land behind the Gallowgate for a reduced £6m and planning permission for £70m proeprty development that blocks any expansion of St James' Park.
The club's accounts are overdue and it is also under investigation by HMRC for tax fraud.
Geordie fans moan bitterly that he never spends multi millions in the Premier League, but he certainly seems to invest in the team to get them there, more than once. I’d have no issue with that sort of ownership at all.
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Obviously, spending money doesn’t always guarantee promotion but to my knowledge Sheffield Utd didn’t spend masses? In my defence I don’t study other clubs spending 😝 so if I’m wrong, I take it back 😂
Oi!! I tuck my shirt in.
(the rest is pretty accurate though)
Bought Newcastle for £134m and inherited £77m of debt. By 2017 that debt had doubled to £152m.
Sports Direct has never paid anything towards the naming rights or any of the advertising that swarms the stadium.
Sports Direct controls club's retail operations and the club has made a net loss of £5.5m from this arrangement. Commercial income has halved, matchday income is down by a third.
In the 11 years before Ashley, Newcastle had qualified for Europe nine times and the Champion's League group stages twice. Since Ashley has been owner, the club has been relegated twice and played in the Europa League once.
Newcastle's net spend since the summer of 2017 is £1m. Brighton's is £110m and Huddersfield's is £78m.
Ashley has purchased land behind the Gallowgate for a reduced £6m and planning permission for £70m proeprty development that blocks any expansion of St James' Park.
The club's accounts are overdue and it is also under investigation by HMRC for tax fraud.
From page 1469.
Or Ashley.
Anyone but Shitweasel