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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    AFKABartram said:

    Tennis crowds chanting. #straightred


    Particularly the uber-camp 'let's go Roger, let's go'

    Use of the word uber - straight red! ; )
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    Greenie JuniorGreenie Junior
    People who stop at roundabouts when there's nothing coming
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    Mundell FlemingMundell Fleming
    edited June 2013
    You're at an airport, queuing to go through security. The person in front of you waits until they are at the belt and or bins before, carefully, taking their laptop out of their bag, taking off their coat, their jacket, their belt and their shoes. They then delay further whilst they check they've still got their passport and boarding card. Grrrrr. Why didn't they do all of that before they got right to the front of the queue? Drives me nuts!!

    Straight RED!!
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    Greenie JuniorGreenie Junior
    Typing in capitals
    Mundell Fleming said:



    Straight RED!!

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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Blokes who pretend they don't watch The Only Way Is Essex #straightred
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    Mundell FlemingMundell Fleming
    Greenie Junior said:

    Typing in capitals

    Mundell Fleming said:



    Straight RED!!

    Very good!! How did you come up with that?! :)
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    People who pay more than twenty quid for a pair of plimsolls, especially when they then post a picture of them on line.
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    Greenie Junior said:

    People who stop at roundabouts when there's nothing coming

    Totally agree with this drives me mad
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    CroydonCroydon
    People rollerblading to work in suits
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    When I worked as support sparks for Sony online gaming, one of the DIRECTORS turned up every morning in his Bermuda shirts and long skate board thing! Looked a right knob
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    cafctomcafctom
    A friend my pic took the other week. How many Straight Reds can you count?

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    cafctom said:

    A friend my pic took the other week. How many Straight Reds can you count?

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    4
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    1 straight and 1 lifetime ban and heavy fine.
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    BrunelloBrunello
    5
    Shorts
    Trainers with suit
    Headphones
    Rucksack
    and the bloke not looking at the birds arse while walking up the stairs
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    cafctomcafctom
    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Brunello said:

    5
    Shorts
    Trainers with suit
    Headphones
    Rucksack
    and the bloke not looking at the birds arse while walking up the stairs

    PULLED UP & WHITE socks +2
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    It genuinely looks like he forgot to put on his trousers. Incredible.
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    JarmanJarman
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Shop assistants that follow you around shops

    Interesting.
    Something I noticed a lot whilst I was in south east Asia a while back, Thought I was being paranoid at the time.
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    JTJT
    ValleyGary #straightred
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    X
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    DanDavisDanDavis
    Having a conversation about last nights Eastenders #straightred
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Brunello said:

    5
    Shorts
    Trainers with suit
    Headphones
    Rucksack
    and the bloke not looking at the birds arse while walking up the stairs

    .....and the "bloke" in the short looking at the other geezers arse while walking up the stairs!
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    DanDavisDanDavis
    Wearing a backpack on both shoulders #straightred
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    DanDavis said:

    Wearing a backpack on both shoulders #straightred

    Surely wearing a backback on one shoulder is worse? It's got two straps for a reason...
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Wearing one in a suit whilst going to work is worse altogether

    Your a man you need keys wallet and fags wtfdo u want a bag for
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    TorTor
    RedPanda said:

    DanDavis said:

    Ordering a Fosters 'top' #straightred

    @Tor

    Fosters top - the thinking man's night out.

    Taking an a4, full colour book on the various species of primates on a lads holiday to Amsterdam.

    #straightred #panelreview #lifetimeban
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    Im_Jordans_CousinIm_Jordans_Cousin
    Was recently 'Balls to Cancer' awareness week and a number of offices up here in the City had a 'wear shorts to work day'....... I really hope he was raising money!
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    nth london addick said:

    Wearing one in a suit whilst going to work is worse altogether

    Your a man you need keys wallet and fags wtfdo u want a bag for

    Truncheon, hand cuffs, helmet, warrant card etc
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    RedPandaRedPanda
    Tor said:

    RedPanda said:

    DanDavis said:

    Ordering a Fosters 'top' #straightred

    @Tor

    Fosters top - the thinking man's night out.

    Taking an a4, full colour book on the various species of primates on a lads holiday to Amsterdam.

    #straightred #panelreview #lifetimeban
    I could mention the various 'reasons' for always bottling Millwall away, but that would be petty so I think I'll leave it.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    DaveMehmet said:

    nth london addick said:

    Wearing one in a suit whilst going to work is worse altogether

    Your a man you need keys wallet and fags wtfdo u want a bag for

    Truncheon, hand cuffs, helmet, warrant card etc

    how is your stripper career coming on mate ?? 8)

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