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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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    cafcnick1992cafcnick1992
    Filming a concert on your phone
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    RivieraRiviera
    Tattoos.
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    ThreadKillerThreadKiller
    edited June 2013
    Men with earrings
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    RivieraRiviera
    Riviera said:

    Tattoos.

    And for those who don't understand this thread. Tattoos don't annoy me, they are simply a straight red offence.
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    I_Saw_Semedo_ScoreI_Saw_Semedo_Score
    Riviera said:

    Riviera said:

    Tattoos.

    And for those who don't understand this thread. Tattoos don't annoy me, they are simply a straight red offence.
    Waiting for the laughable "it's art" line!
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    I_Saw_Semedo_ScoreI_Saw_Semedo_Score
    This is a straight red offence:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUX-SgwWNzY
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    SELR_addicksSELR_addicks
    Related to the video above, naming yourselves ultras in the UK.
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    Folev the redFolev the red
    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.
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    CroydonCroydon
    SELR_addicks said:

    Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.

    #straighttalkinglad

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    Dave2lDave2l
    People that think they are exceptionally cool after going Glastonbury.
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    Women trying to park is criminal!
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Skinny fit denim @T.C.E pal
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    bucksheebuckshee
    Croydon said:

    SELR_addicks said:

    Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.

    #straighttalkinglad

    People that don't realise hashtags now work on facebook.

    Straight red
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    bucksheebuckshee
    Dave2l said:

    People that think they are exceptionally cool after going Glastonbury.

    Once
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    BIG_ROB said:

    Skinny fit denim @T.C.E pal

    Yeah, in my feckin dreams....... ;)

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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    T.C.E said:

    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)

    Middle aged guys in converse trainers ;-)
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    T.C.E said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Skinny fit denim @T.C.E pal

    Yeah, in my feckin dreams....... ;)

    ; )
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    ViewfinderViewfinder
    sadiejane1981 said:

    T.C.E said:

    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)

    Middle aged guys in converse trainers ;-)
    I'm a middle-aged guy and I'm glad I don't even know what converse trainers are. A red card offence: louts (male and female) who put their feet on train seats.

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    T_C_ET_C_E
    Viewfinder said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    T.C.E said:

    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)


    Middle aged guys in converse trainers ;-)
    I'm a middle-aged guy and I'm glad I don't even know what converse trainers are. A red card offence: louts (male and female) who put their feet on train seats.

    I only know because my Grandchildren wear them ;)

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    suzisausagesuzisausage
    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    my husband didn't learn to drive. I'll tell him to get out and walk.
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    edited June 2013
    People using tea towels as hand towels
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    Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    CAFCsayer said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    Hairy muffs #straightred
    Why ???

    We need SOMEWHERE to warm our cold hands !

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    Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    T.C.E said:

    T.C.E said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
    We didnt have a vote on my shorts/long grey socks and sandals combo, they just went. ;)
    Can they stay if I wear a vest?

    Only if it's a string one


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    Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    maybe_baby said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    That's natural...you don't grow it on purpose to piss people off :-)

    To be more specific, hairy armpits on women when it's long enough set in heated rollers !




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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    maybe_baby said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    That's natural...you don't grow it on purpose to piss people off :-)

    To be more specific, hairy armpits on women when it's long enough set in heated rollers !




    Sorry fanny but I just love au naturelle.

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    bucksheebuckshee
    suzisausage said:

    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    my husband didn't learn to drive. I'll tell him to get out and walk.
    Finally some sense :)
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    People waiting 15 minutes for a bus then can't find their pass when they get on.
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    Dazzler21Dazzler21
    People who warm their hands on their bollocks in public.
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    stonewallpenaltystonewallpenalty
    Dazzler21 said:

    People who warm their hands on their bollocks in public.


    Even when its really really cold?
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