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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Dazzler21 said:

    People who warm their hands on my bollocks in public.

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    cafctomcafctom
    People who use the word 'win' or 'fail' to describe something that has just happened to them.
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    I_Saw_Semedo_ScoreI_Saw_Semedo_Score
    People who masquerade as betting experts after winning a couple of odds-on singles or doubles.
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    Men that go to work in a suit with a scarf round there neck when it's not cold out, man up
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    CroydonCroydon
    buckshee said:

    Croydon said:

    SELR_addicks said:

    Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.

    #straighttalkinglad

    People that don't realise hashtags now work on facebook.

    Straight red
    I don't think they should be used anywhere but twitter. But using hashtags in a normal spoken sentence should be at least a 10 game ban

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    RalphMilnesgutRalphMilnesgut
    #intotalagreementwithcroydon
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    Vinnie V.Vinnie V.
    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    Unless of course they have just picked you up from a session.
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    kimbokimbo
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Johnnie Jackson says "Straight Red" a lot on Twitter, meaning things in everyday life that in football would deserve a red card.

    I thought we should start our own little thread.

    Here's one ... Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. Awful. Even worse is with an iPad, possible suspension with that one ... Stop being a vain knob!

    Another ... Saying "lol" in real life, don't do that. Thats not good at all.

    My new pet hate is people taking photos with their ipad. Get a sodding proper camera
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Men who wear "quirky" hats to make-up for lack of personality and/or charisma bypass (or baldness). Otherwise I am with McBobbin on the preppy middle-aged, middle-class cringe wannabees with pink or sky blue jumpers around their shoulders and straw hats (quirky).
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    Dave2lDave2l
    Cardinal Sin said:

    Men who wear "quirky" hats to make-up for lack of personality and/or charisma bypass (or baldness). Otherwise I am with McBobbin on the preppy middle-aged, middle-class cringe wannabees with pink or sky blue jumpers around their shoulders and straw hats (quirky).

    Once Chris Powell does it it's cool
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    bucksheebuckshee
    suzisausage said:

    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    my husband didn't learn to drive. I'll tell him to get out and walk.
    Finally some sense :)
    Vinnie V. said:

    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    Unless of course they have just picked you up from a session.
    Which in @les_says case could well be true
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    MCSMCS
    People who use the phrase 'nom nom nom' to describe something nice they are eating! C***s
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    I_Saw_Semedo_ScoreI_Saw_Semedo_Score
    People who post pictures of their food on Facebook or Twitter. No-one gives a toss, honestly.

    Snapback hats.

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    WilmaWilma
    Baldybonce said:

    People waiting 15 minutes for a bus then can't find their pass when they get on.

    Then only go one stop - just walk, lazy ********!

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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    People who spend their whole time on holiday facebooking go out and enjoy yourselves you utter cretins
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    ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    snapchat
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    Elthamaddick said:

    snapchat

    This
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    people with fold up bikes #straightred
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    ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    ValleyGary said:

    people with fold up bikes #straightred

    who take them on the train and then leave them by the door of the platform side *kick*

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    kielyskickingbootskielyskickingboots
    People who high-five each other in an office environment. Just seen it happen. Reminds me how much I hate it.
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    People on Boris' bikes
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    hudson-son-sonhudson-son-son
    Sunglasses when it isn't at all sunny, urgh.
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    BR7_addickBR7_addick
    Doing "Peace" signs in photos.

    Taking photos of yourself and posting them on social networks.

    Using social networks whilst on holiday and acting smug because of it when really you're just sad going on them on holiday.
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    Addickted2TheRedsAddickted2TheReds
    Wearing caps backwards at Wimbledon ...
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    StewartStewart
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:

    People who post pictures of their food on Facebook or Twitter. No-one gives a toss, honestly.

    really glad im not the only one
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Stewart said:

    I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:

    People who post pictures of their food on Facebook or Twitter. No-one gives a toss, honestly.

    really glad im not the only one
    So is that not you with your food in your profile picture?
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Adults on micro scooters = straight red
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Trainers with a suit #straightred
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    DizzleDizzle
    Duck face pouting #straightred
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    StewartStewart
    cafcdave123 said:

    Stewart said:

    I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:

    People who post pictures of their food on Facebook or Twitter. No-one gives a toss, honestly.

    really glad im not the only one
    So is that not you with your food in your profile picture?
    Haha! You got me Dave
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