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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • So what ARE middle aged blokes allowed to wear?

    We can't wear chinos, combat trousers, walking boots, deck shoes, sandals, trainers, blue shirts, fleeces, panamas, cowboy hats.
    (I'm assuming we aren't allowed to wear jeans, t-shirts, wooly jumpers, beanies, or baseballs boots).

    Can I wear my flowery kimono and calf-length docs?

    yes. That is acceptable.
  • No marks that say 'Marbs'...it's Marbella you utter morons

    Boxers who keep talking about their 'legacy'
  • No marks that say 'Marbs'...it's Marbella you utter morons


    Or those that say "no carbs before Marbs". Wankers.
  • Threads that mascaraed as something else but are actually the same as " Things that annoy you" .

    People who can't spell properly.
  • Birds on blokes shoulders at gigs . Straight red.
  • Birds that wear hunter wellies at festivals even though there's not a chance of rain . Straight red.
  • Girls that insist on wearing clothes when it is clearly not appropriate. Straight red.
  • Eating salad at a BBQ
  • Eating salad at a BBQ

    Looks like I'm off
  • Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    I'm sad about this - sandals with socks is the most comfortable footwear available. I don't wear them outside though.
    Okay fair enough, If you're inside it's only a booking.
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  • T.C.E said:

    I've just emptied half my wardrobe into the bin, but at least the cars safe..... ;)

    Hold on, that is yet to be decided ... What car do you have? :-)
  • I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?
  • Flash mobs

    Straight red
  • Midweek weddings
  • T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
  • Body odour.
  • T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
    We didnt have a vote on my shorts/long grey socks and sandals combo, they just went. ;)
  • T.C.E said:

    T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
    We didnt have a vote on my shorts/long grey socks and sandals combo, they just went. ;)
    Can they stay if I wear a vest?


  • I make the rules! Dissent is a booking, one more ...
  • edited June 2013

    Hairy armpits on women

    That's natural...you don't grow it on purpose to piss people off :-)

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  • People that say tv singing shows are poo yet the finalists on the voice are better than most musicians out there now


    LEAH to win
  • Andrea to win instead
  • Midweek weddings

    Weddings during the footie season
  • Midweek weddings

    Weddings during the footie season
    We got married on FA cup final day, surely thats ok?


  • T.C.E said:

    Midweek weddings

    Weddings during the footie season
    We got married on FA cup final day, surely thats ok?


    That's fine for a Charlton supporter! ; )
  • BIG_ROB said:

    T.C.E said:

    Midweek weddings


    Weddings during the footie season
    We got married on FA cup final day, surely thats ok?


    That's fine for a Charlton supporter! ; )
    Phew, a new car and wardrobe is hard enough to afford, but a divorce.......... !!

  • edited June 2013
    see through leggings on fat birds... STRAIGHT RED!!!

    (back to the changing rooms quick sharp).

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  • Nissan Micra's :|
  • Married men who allow themselves to be called 'hubby' by their missus

    Ridiculously patronising nickname and just makes my skin crawl hearing it!
  • Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.
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