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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • Mmmmm like a bit of back fat.

    Would ya?

    If you promise me it's not James Corden..........
  • edited July 2013
    Ah, but what about the blonde bird in blue on t'other side of road? Would ya? Yeah, sure.
  • Mmmmm like a bit of back fat.

    Would ya?

    If you promise me it's not James Corden..........
    Haha
  • Grown men wearing "comedy" t-shirts (I'm the stigs fat cousin for example) Ta da
  • The guy I saw in B&Q earlier will never play again. Fat, topless, arse hanging out and with a curly mullet. Felt sick looking at him
  • Grown men wearing "comedy" t-shirts (I'm the stigs fat cousin for example) Ta da

    This. Along with anything to do with The Simpsons....
  • McBobbin said:

    The guy I saw in B&Q earlier will never play again. Fat, topless, arse hanging out and with a curly mullet. Felt sick looking at him

    Sounds like me!
  • McBobbin said:

    The guy I saw in B&Q earlier will never play again. Fat, topless, arse hanging out and with a curly mullet. Felt sick looking at him

    Are you saying his arse had a curly mullet?
  • McBobbin said:

    The guy I saw in B&Q earlier will never play again. Fat, topless, arse hanging out and with a curly mullet. Felt sick looking at him

    Are you saying his arse had a curly mullet?
    No... But his arse was fat, topless and hairy so I could easily have said that. No need for it.
  • People wearing their back packs on packed commuter trains, take 'em off put them on the floor more space for everyone and no one gets your sodding back pack smacking into the side of them
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  • Kap10 said:

    People wearing their back packs on packed commuter trains, take 'em off put them on the floor more space for everyone and no one gets your sodding back pack smacking into the side of them

    This

  • Those double red parking restriction lines on some roads #straightred
  • edited July 2013

    JaShea99 said:

    People who insist on wearing a tie in hot weather. Or, perhaps, anyone who wears a tie

    The tie - the most useless item of clothing ever invented. Don't give me that tosh about 'it makes the neckline look tidy' and other such rubbish. I've yet to hear of the world coming to and end because a man's Adam's apple was on display. It's all Beau Brummel's fault.
    The tie was actually invented before shirts came with buttons and it literally 'tied' your shirt together. I agree it's obsolete now though and I look for any excuse to not wear one.
    Not a lot of people know that. OK, I admit, was useful, now useless. You don't need an excuse not to wear one, just don't. I don't wear them to weddings, funerals, interviews or Japan. Never stopped me getting married, seeing someone buried, getting a job (I wouldn't to work for anyone who thought I couldn't do the job because I didn't wear a tie) or entering the land of the rising sun.
    Scruffy git... :-D How do you know you have not failed to get a job because you didn't wear a tie ( unless of course you have always been offered every job you have been interviewed for AA. ) ?
  • The use of the word "Cheeky"
  • JaShea99 said:

    People who insist on wearing a tie in hot weather. Or, perhaps, anyone who wears a tie

    The tie - the most useless item of clothing ever invented. Don't give me that tosh about 'it makes the neckline look tidy' and other such rubbish. I've yet to hear of the world coming to and end because a man's Adam's apple was on display. It's all Beau Brummel's fault.
    The tie was actually invented before shirts came with buttons and it literally 'tied' your shirt together. I agree it's obsolete now though and I look for any excuse to not wear one.
    Not a lot of people know that. OK, I admit, was useful, now useless. You don't need an excuse not to wear one, just don't. I don't wear them to weddings, funerals, interviews or Japan. Never stopped me getting married, seeing someone buried, getting a job (I wouldn't to work for anyone who thought I couldn't do the job because I didn't wear a tie) or entering the land of the rising sun.
    I totally agree and I love the theory that you shouldn't HAVE to, but so far in life I haven't been able to afford to have those principles. And even though you and I don't believe it's disrespectful to not wear one to funerals/weddings, I don't feel I can completely abandon social convention for real of what people would say or think.
  • Straight red to the dirty bastard who had puked on the cash machine I went to use this morning. Orrible!
  • Wearing glasses for 'cosmetic' purposes only. #straightred
  • anyone saying 'simples'
  • when people say "offensive" to replace the term "attacking" ....Pardew uses this term a lot ...surely Newcastles forward line are a bunch of "Offenders" .....
  • Using "IMHO" you're being the opposite of humble and we know it's your opinion cos we just read it...
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  • next poster to mention Simon Church .. Straight red, no shower and NO supper
  • Using "IMHO" you're being the opposite of humble and we know it's your opinion cos we just read it...

    A bit harsh, waving a red for that. But I know what you mean - Oscar Wilde said: "What's the use of an unbiased opinion?"

  • I-phone bore-offs "I can't wait for the new I-phone 14 to come out, its available in 3 colours" #straightred
  • Using "IMHO" you're being the opposite of humble and we know it's your opinion cos we just read it...

    Defo a straight red IMHO.
  • edited July 2013
    Baseball caps as a fashion item especially on People over 30 and at night. #straightred.

    Oh and sunglasses on at night time.
  • Those face piercings that just look like big metal warts.
  • Wiggling two fingers of each hand with palms facing to indicate that something is in inverted commas
  • Wiggling two fingers of each hand with palms facing to indicate that something is in inverted commas

    How else are you supposed to "Do it" then?

  • A straight red for the bloke who cycled through Greenwich this morning wearing a flesh coloured lycra outfit.
  • Vinnie V. said:

    Baseball caps as a fashion item especially on People over 30 and at night. #straightred.

    Oh and sunglasses on at night time.

    It's always bright on planet cool
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