When I offer someone something and the other person ups the ante. If I tell someone I'm putting the kettle on, if offer them a cuppa or a brew or ask if they'd like a hot drink, I'm am essentially asking if they'd like a tea or a coffee, not Horlicks, not hot chocolate, not mulled wine. If I randomly say, holy ghost? I'm offering a slice of toast. That is not an offer to make a cheese and ham toasty (with the ham shredded so the cheese melts through it) and just a little bit of pickle.
In a similar vein if I say I'm going down the chippy, my 'would you like anything?' extends to anything that I can reasonably expect they'll have ready at the counter. Not skate or rock or salmon that's grilled with lemon and not too many chips. Not too many chips???? Just leave the ones you don't want! While we're at it, people who say they don't want chips and then start pinching mine.
When I offer someone something and the other person ups the ante. If I tell someone I'm putting the kettle on, if offer them a cuppa or a brew or ask if they'd like a hot drink, I'm am essentially asking if they'd like a tea or a coffee, not Horlicks, not hot chocolate, not mulled wine. If I randomly say, holy ghost? I'm offering a slice of toast. That is not an offer to make a cheese and ham toasty (with the ham shredded so the cheese melts through it) and just a little bit of pickle.
In a similar vein if I say I'm going down the chippy, my 'would you like anything?' extends to anything that I can reasonably expect they'll have ready at the counter. Not skate or rock or salmon that's grilled with lemon and not too many chips. Not too many chips???? Just leave the ones you don't want! While we're at it, people who say they don't want chips and then start pinching mine.
basically criminal satellite tv companies reorganising football matches on a whim without a murmur of control from the appointed football "authorities" completely norsing up our schedules and plans for getting to matches train tickets are purchased in advance at preferential rates to become worthless because the fellating whores at EFL are so busy breathing thru their ears while pocketing the broadcasters' spare change they long since stopped even pretending to give a flying fornication for the very people on whom the entire national game depends not once in a blue moon but 3 home games out of 4 in just 4 weeks
mardy gets who come on all 'look at me I'm proper lovely, just cos I offered to make a brew' who then get all passagg sulky when I ask for a hot chocolate. The packets are right there with the teabags, tip the powder in, pour on the hot water and put a spoon in it, FFS I can mix it up fine meself, it's a site less bother than all that milk/sugar/decaff palaver with the teas and coffees but apparently I'm the prick.
People who take their shoes off in work. I can just about tolerate it whilst you're at your desk. Recently though, people seem to think it's ok to wander around the floor in their socks! It's an office not your front room! Put your bloody shoes on!
People who take their shoes off in work. I can just about tolerate it whilst you're at your desk. Recently though, people seem to think it's ok to wander around the floor in their socks! It's an office not your front room! Put your bloody shoes on!
I would have agreed with you until I developed arthritis.
Sometimes, with a bad attack, removing footwear is the only way to relieve the pain when stuck in a confined space.
When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
That’s one hell of an accident report form to fill out. Bet H&S we’re having kittens
You know that. It’s days like today I’m glad I’m still just a basic kanga. Come home, unwind and go again tomorrow. There’ll be people higher up the chain seriously stressed after today’s events, preparing answers to the inevitable questions.
I think this may have been done before but can't be arsed to scrawl through 800 pages
People with Flight cases who get off the train and / or escalator and suddenly stop to pull out the handle and you almost fall over it, like they are oblivious to the fact there are hundreds of people behind them
Can someone explain why people in cars brake as they're going through a Green Light yet arent turning either left or right (if at a crossroad) - It bloody well decreases the chances of as many cars behind you getting through that set of lights and there is no concern about you jumping a red light as your allowed to go on amber if its too dangerous to try and stop!!
Websites with undated articles. It's all very well publishing pages about recycling figures for "this year", or somesuch thing, but no good when you don't have a clue what year they wrote it...
I fully expect someone to now tell me that if you hover the cursor over the third paragraph in any article, press F4, Num Lock and Q at the same time you can find out, like that is the most obvious thing in the world - which is also something that annoys me...
What the F for, all they do is scare the shit out of my dog 🐕
Just reminded me, when Bailey was younger and we were training him. Part of that was gunshot training, as we lined up with our dogs sitting next to us I reached adjust his collar just as the gun was fired. I nearly crapped my pants, our instructor said Bailey passed although I failed. 😂
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In a similar vein if I say I'm going down the chippy, my 'would you like anything?' extends to anything that I can reasonably expect they'll have ready at the counter. Not skate or rock or salmon that's grilled with lemon and not too many chips. Not too many chips???? Just leave the ones you don't want! While we're at it, people who say they don't want chips and then start pinching mine.
Shove the handrail up your arse
not once in a blue moon but 3 home games out of 4 in just 4 weeks
Sometimes, with a bad attack, removing footwear is the only way to relieve the pain when stuck in a confined space.
You know that. It’s days like today I’m glad I’m still just a basic kanga. Come home, unwind and go again tomorrow. There’ll be people higher up the chain seriously stressed after today’s events, preparing answers to the inevitable questions.
But we have a knife problem
Smokers, who arrogantly flick their butts on the floor, road and don’t bother stamping them out. Or really annoyingly out of car windows.
Is the local location one big waste bin 🗑 as far as they’re concerned?
Arrogant F ing, see you next tuesdays!
People with Flight cases who get off the train and / or escalator and suddenly stop to pull out the handle and you almost fall over it, like they are oblivious to the fact there are hundreds of people behind them
I fully expect someone to now tell me that if you hover the cursor over the third paragraph in any article, press F4, Num Lock and Q at the same time you can find out, like that is the most obvious thing in the world - which is also something that annoys me...
Morning, Afternoon, 8-12, 12-4, doesn’t matter, mine are never at the beginning of the slot, always at the F ing end!!!!!!
Yes.