If we start with jokes about politicians who are not everyone’s vessel of beverage of choice, we will soon be removed to the House of Commoners/Lords/independent judiciary/bishops contributions to Charlton Life threads
It's Friday night, I've worked hard all week. So I think I'll pop down to the supermarket and get myself a few Broadsides to chill out with. On the way, I nip into my son's bookies to see if he wants anything. "Err, yeah can you give me a lift into town in a couple of hours?" Doh!
Same visit to the bookies, and as I'm walking out the door he's putting up his deal of the day for tomorrow: Newcastle v Leicester. "I was thinking about making it Charlton v Leeds" he told be, "But the odds are too depressing".
It's Friday night, I've worked hard all week. So I think I'll pop down to the supermarket and get myself a few Broadsides to chill out. On the way in I nip into my son's bookies to see if he want's anything. "Err, year can you give me a lift into town in a couple of hours?" Doh!
The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
Stockings. ??? I must have been watching a different Tom & Jerry to you......
When sports authorities (FIFA, WAA, OC etc) think that "diversity & inclusivity" means that world events or competitions should be held everywhere, even if it means that certain events have to held at midnight because it's too hot otherwise. (The Marathon at the World Athletic Championships if you are wondering).
I'm just waiting for the Inuit's to discover football & FIFA holding the 2030 World Cup in the Arctic........
The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
Stockings. ??? I must have been watching a different Tom & Jerry to you......
I guess you were Golfie… Not so unusual, you being a bit out of step with the rest of us - nothing wrong with being a rebel.
When sports authorities (FIFA, WAA, OC etc) think that "diversity & inclusivity" means that world events or competitions should be held everywhere, even if it means that certain events have to held at midnight because it's too hot otherwise. (The Marathon at the World Athletic Championships if you are wondering).
I'm just waiting for the Inuit's to discover football & FIFA holding the 2030 World Cup in the Arctic........
Tory Party Conference. Not for political reasons (well, not only for political reasons). I'm working in Manchester next week, but their conference has priced me out of all the local hotels. I'm having to commute from Stockport
The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
Stockings. ??? I must have been watching a different Tom & Jerry to you......
I guess you were Golfie… Not so unusual, you being a bit out of step with the rest of us - nothing wrong with being a rebel.
A work colleague who decides to start talking to me or asking me to check some work they've done while I happen to be eating something at my desk. Something that takes me 2-3 mins to eat, yet the work they want checked takes 30 seconds, and usually still has a couple of hours left on it's deadline to be completed when he asks. Or he'll wheel his chair to my desk and start browsing his phone talking at me while I have a mouthful of food as though i'm letting my focus down and inviting conversation.
Or same work colleague who asks me to pop round to his desk to check some work on three different instances instead of waiting for one time for me to check all three pieces of work at the same time and preferably outside the 2-3 mins I might spend eating something.
Been debating switching from iPhone to android for a while. Saw that Samsung were doing the S10 off contract with a free galaxy watch!
Had a look into it and a good think and decided to go for it. Luckily I read the terms and conditions as it turns out the watch had to be claimed by 30th September.
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I'm just waiting for the Inuit's to discover football & FIFA holding the 2030 World Cup in the Arctic........
The character was called Mammy Two Shoes.
Or same work colleague who asks me to pop round to his desk to check some work on three different instances instead of waiting for one time for me to check all three pieces of work at the same time and preferably outside the 2-3 mins I might spend eating something.
Had a look into it and a good think and decided to go for it. Luckily I read the terms and conditions as it turns out the watch had to be claimed by 30th September.