The incredibly unfunny political terms I unfortunately see people use on twitter. Stuff like 'Brexshit' or 'Remoaners'. And these people think they are intellectually superior to others because they talk about this bollocks. Can't get away from it.
People who signal right at small roundabouts and then go straight on. Meaning if you're coming from the opposite direction you have to slow down/stop unnecessarily.
People who can't take roundabouts full stop. Ive seen more than one person here in France in the outside lane of roundabouts, right indicator on (to exit), go right round to the last exit. Also, some roundabouts here in smaller towns, you give way to cars coming onto the roundabout, no warning or special sign, that's just the way it is and you're just meant to know
All the roundabouts in France were that way once and they have gradually been adopting the give way to those already on the roundabout approach like we have. They only put the signs on the roundabouts where this 'new' approach is adopted, not the other way round. They're obviously rushing this through I was told this by a French teacher back in about 1985...
Just back from holiday, and I am quite a fussy eater, so I do not want anything from the bowls of potato salads, the various other salad constituents, vegetables and cheeses that make up the first half of the buffet, but I felt obliged to queue from the back and shuffle along with an empty plate until I reached the pasta, fish, meat, potato section etc that interested me.
Should I have just ambled up and joined the queue midway at the relevant section I wanted?
Medway Council!!... Introducing a CPZ in my area when all they care about is the money they make rather than resolving the parking issues.
Thankfully my road is going to remain out of Zone so wont have to pay for permits (something I can do without what with my first child on the way) yet they've basically put in the letter saying that we wont be allowed to get a Permit for the CPZ area (which is just two roads away) and that we'll "have to accept that parking down our road will become more challenging" because those with permits (or those who want to avoid getting a permit) will just park down my road themselves.
Of course we've been offered a further survey to complete and return asking if we now want to change our minds and have the CPZ in our road too which feels like blackmail... thankfully the amount of cars that do have off road parking down my road (and another that has rejected the plans) mean that the council won't be able to win!!
I pay enough fucking Council Tax each month to have to pay for the privilege to try and park outside my goddamn house too!!
Just back from holiday, and I am quite a fussy eater, so I do not want anything from the bowls of potato salads, the various other salad constituents, vegetables and cheeses that make up the first half of the buffet, but I felt obliged to queue from the back and shuffle along with an empty plate until I reached the pasta, fish, meat, potato section etc that interested me.
Should I have just ambled up and joined the queue midway at the relevant section I wanted?
No. Start eating proper food. You are not six (are you?).
Medway Council!!... Introducing a CPZ in my area when all they care about is the money they make rather than resolving the parking issues.
Thankfully my road is going to remain out of Zone so wont have to pay for permits (something I can do without what with my first child on the way) yet they've basically put in the letter saying that we wont be allowed to get a Permit for the CPZ area (which is just two roads away) and that we'll "have to accept that parking down our road will become more challenging" because those with permits (or those who want to avoid getting a permit) will just park down my road themselves.
Of course we've been offered a further survey to complete and return asking if we now want to change our minds and have the CPZ in our road too which feels like blackmail... thankfully the amount of cars that do have off road parking down my road (and another that has rejected the plans) mean that the council won't be able to win!!
I pay enough fucking Council Tax each month to have to pay for the privilege to try and park outside my goddamn house too!!
That is Medway council at their best
Every single one of the councillors are bent, yet nobody is seizing the iron and going for them other than making a wafty comment to the local press. That tells me the opposition is as bent as the ones in council. Fucking wankers
Just back from holiday, and I am quite a fussy eater, so I do not want anything from the bowls of potato salads, the various other salad constituents, vegetables and cheeses that make up the first half of the buffet, but I felt obliged to queue from the back and shuffle along with an empty plate until I reached the pasta, fish, meat, potato section etc that interested me.
Should I have just ambled up and joined the queue midway at the relevant section I wanted?
I noticed people queueing for the salad stuff after a funeral I attended.
After a quick recce I decided that a move for the meat products was in order. I circumnavigated the throng of people and headed for the far trestle table. I reckon I’d consumed three sausage rolls before a single lettuce leaf had been digested. You mustn’t stand on ceremony old boy, get stuck in!
Mind you, I’ve not been invited out since, so maybe you’re right to play it cool.
Especially the ones who think they're f ing bird "warblers" or summink and assume that everyone thinks they're f ing great and trill away at the top of their f ing beaks.
Do us a favour, go and eat seed in yer shed or practise on a grouse shoot or summink!
I have never used and have no idea how to use snapchat, but any adult who uses one of those 'filter' things.
It might be acceptable if you're taking a photo with your children but to take a photo with dog ears or cat whiskers by yourself is weird, but then to post it on social media is just baffling.
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Teachers giving it the bigun about have 6 weeks off, now moaning about going back
Just back from holiday, and I am quite a fussy eater, so I do not want anything from the bowls of potato salads, the various other salad constituents, vegetables and cheeses that make up the first half of the buffet, but I felt obliged to queue from the back and shuffle along with an empty plate until I reached the pasta, fish, meat, potato section etc that interested me.
Should I have just ambled up and joined the queue midway at the relevant section I wanted?
Thankfully my road is going to remain out of Zone so wont have to pay for permits (something I can do without what with my first child on the way) yet they've basically put in the letter saying that we wont be allowed to get a Permit for the CPZ area (which is just two roads away) and that we'll "have to accept that parking down our road will become more challenging" because those with permits (or those who want to avoid getting a permit) will just park down my road themselves.
Of course we've been offered a further survey to complete and return asking if we now want to change our minds and have the CPZ in our road too which feels like blackmail... thankfully the amount of cars that do have off road parking down my road (and another that has rejected the plans) mean that the council won't be able to win!!
I pay enough fucking Council Tax each month to have to pay for the privilege to try and park outside my goddamn house too!!
Every single one of the councillors are bent, yet nobody is seizing the iron and going for them other than making a wafty comment to the local press. That tells me the opposition is as bent as the ones in council. Fucking wankers
Whenever either are on TV, I have to turn it off!
After a quick recce I decided that a move for the meat products was in order. I circumnavigated the throng of people and headed for the far trestle table. I reckon I’d consumed three sausage rolls before a single lettuce leaf had been digested. You mustn’t stand on ceremony old boy, get stuck in!
Mind you, I’ve not been invited out since, so maybe you’re right to play it cool.
He's not actually that old you know. Well not compared to me!
Do us a favour, go and eat seed in yer shed or practise on a grouse shoot or summink!
It might be acceptable if you're taking a photo with your children but to take a photo with dog ears or cat whiskers by yourself is weird, but then to post it on social media is just baffling.
You look like a twat.