Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.
They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.
If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.
Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.
Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.
They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.
If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.
Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.
Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras
I have a very nice Audi. Previously had a very nice BMW. Much prefer the Audi. What I enjoy most in either car is finding non BMW / Audi drivers tootling along in their crappy slow cars and encouraging them to get a move on.
Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.
They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.
If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.
Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.
Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras
I have a very nice Audi. Previously had a very nice BMW. Much prefer the Audi. What I enjoy most in either car is finding non BMW / Audi drivers tootling along in their crappy slow cars and encouraging them to get a move on.
My almera gets a move on for nobody, irrespective of how hard I rock forward or thump the steering wheel
Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.
They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.
If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.
Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.
Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras
I have a very nice Audi. Previously had a very nice BMW. Much prefer the Audi. What I enjoy most in either car is finding non BMW / Audi drivers tootling along in their crappy slow cars and encouraging them to get a move on.
I just tell my chauffeur to ignore people like you.
It's 2017, and my laptop still freezes from time to time. At least it has never crashed, though there's a car I'm pretty sure will crash at some point. And probably need a new driver.
Relaxing in front of the TV on a Sunday evening and the f*****g cat brings a live mouse in that runs under the sofa. Spent ages trying to catch the poor little thing.
Relaxing in front of the TV on a Sunday evening and the f*****g cat brings a live mouse in that runs under the sofa. Spent ages trying to catch the poor little thing.
Should have left it to the cat to catch again. Or was he on the sofa watching the tele?
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They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.
If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.
Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.
Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras
Look mate, you bottled out of getting a proper engine. Stay behind me where you belong.
Particularly if it's an England game, you know both are shite!
At least it has never crashed, though there's a car I'm pretty sure will crash at some point. And probably need a new driver.
Or was he on the sofa watching the tele?