The article 50 thread getting closed. Not becaise I ever read it but because it suggests something juicy went down and I wanna see who offered who out in Makros car park!
Annoying as that was the current cnut filter for the rest of the site
I also include the load that inevitably flies out the bag onto the floor as I try to withdraw a fist piled with pasta
When you open a bag of rice badly, good luck moving that sucker - even an inch.
My wife shook a bag of cat treats in the kitchen once, the bag wasnt closed properly so loads of the bloody things spilt on to the floor so had to close the kitchen door to stop the cats from getting to them whilst we cleared up.
Once cleared my wife closed the bag properly and showed me what she did by shaking the bag again.
Of course the bag HADN'T been closed properly and once again, a multitude of cat treats spilt on to the floor!!
I chucked out a pair of jeans that were torn at the knees and so worn out in the crotch when I sat down I exposed my "Jim Royale" designer underpants. Only to find out on CL you can turn up for a job interview as a footballer wearing a pair very similar.
I chucked out a pair of jeans that were torn at the knees and so worn out in the crotch when I sat down I exposed my "Jim Royale" designer underpants. Only to find out on CL you can turn up for a job interview as a footballer wearing a pair very similar.
I also include the load that inevitably flies out the bag onto the floor as I try to withdraw a fist piled with pasta
When you open a bag of rice badly, good luck moving that sucker - even an inch.
My wife shook a bag of cat treats in the kitchen once, the bag wasnt closed properly so loads of the bloody things spilt on to the floor so had to close the kitchen door to stop the cats from getting to them whilst we cleared up.
Once cleared my wife closed the bag properly and showed me what she did by shaking the bag again.
Of course the bag HADN'T been closed properly and once again, a multitude of cat treats spilt on to the floor!!
Reminds me of a time at my nans house, lots of family round, she was passing round a 2kg jar of sherbet pips. It was about 3/4 full and some of the pips had clumped together. Shaking the jar trying to break the big lumps up but she couldn't get them apart. Jar comes round to me and I give it a bit of a shake.
Who puts a plastic lid on a jar that big anyway? The lid cracked in half and there I was, under a cloud of sherbet surround by over a kilo of tiny sweets. We were still finding some on the floor a week later.
Came back from lunch @ work today to find a post-it note on my Keyboard asking for something to be done, log back into my PC and find an email (repeating what the post-it note says) - Barely have time to get comfortable and the bloke who's done both turns round and says he's sent me a post-it note and email asking for this job to be done.
Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request
No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)
Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!
Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!
People who take a three hour lunch break, come back stinking of gin and smoke and you gently remind them you need them to finish something for you and they have a massive drunken go at you, and he's too drunk to even pronounce swear words.
People who take a three hour lunch break, come back stinking of gin and smoke and you gently remind them you need them to finish something for you and they have a massive drunken go at you, and he's too drunk to even pronounce swear words.
Three (hic) hours... Was only a 2hr 50min break you miserable farker
Those fuckers say it as one word too. Oftentimes. Just saying 'often' would often suffice.
Further, they've started introducing these words to really piss me off - pupper (dog), kitter (cat) and snek (snake), as if adults talking like babies is something we should be embracing. And don't get me started on people who think snakes are pets.
Came back from lunch @ work today to find a post-it note on my Keyboard asking for something to be done, log back into my PC and find an email (repeating what the post-it note says) - Barely have time to get comfortable and the bloke who's done both turns round and says he's sent me a post-it note and email asking for this job to be done.
Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request
No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)
Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!
Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!
Tossers who get on the bus, swipe their Oyster card and don't have enough money on it, yet continue to swipe it. "I put a fiver on it earlier" - yes,but you've used it since, so get off the f@cking bus.
Came back from lunch @ work today to find a post-it note on my Keyboard asking for something to be done, log back into my PC and find an email (repeating what the post-it note says) - Barely have time to get comfortable and the bloke who's done both turns round and says he's sent me a post-it note and email asking for this job to be done.
Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request
No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)
Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!
Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!
Just FUCK OFF!!
People posting on CL when they should be dealing with post it notes
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Once cleared my wife closed the bag properly and showed me what she did by shaking the bag again.
Of course the bag HADN'T been closed properly and once again, a multitude of cat treats spilt on to the floor!!
More often than not - English
It was about 3/4 full and some of the pips had clumped together. Shaking the jar trying to break the big lumps up but she couldn't get them apart.
Jar comes round to me and I give it a bit of a shake.
Who puts a plastic lid on a jar that big anyway?
The lid cracked in half and there I was, under a cloud of sherbet surround by over a kilo of tiny sweets.
We were still finding some on the floor a week later.
Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request
No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)
Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!
Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!
Just FUCK OFF!!
Further, they've started introducing these words to really piss me off - pupper (dog), kitter (cat) and snek (snake), as if adults talking like babies is something we should be embracing. And don't get me started on people who think snakes are pets.
@SDAddick, I assume you are better than this.
I'm from Middle Park originally and as common as fuck.....but I'm like Brian Sewell compared to the others on here.