One limited to those working near lloyds building.
That cyclist who wears a full crash helmet and has ambulance siren noises he insists on hitting all the way as he goes through the pedestrian zone at about 20mph before giving a cheery wave to the construction workers.
The guy in a Jeep, who flash me in the middle lane when i was doing 70. Get in the fast lane arsehole, and put your Knob away.
You might be on the wind up here and if you are then ignore me
There is no fast lane bro, inside middle and outside lanes and although most drivers are incapable of it we are meant to drive on the left so regardless of speed you should only use the lanes other than the inside lane for overtaking then moving back over to the left
Exactly so get out the way when I speed wanking in the middle lane
The guy in a Jeep, who flash me in the middle lane when i was doing 70. Get in the fast lane arsehole, and put your Knob away.
You might be on the wind up here and if you are then ignore me
There is no fast lane bro, inside middle and outside lanes and although most drivers are incapable of it we are meant to drive on the left so regardless of speed you should only use the lanes other than the inside lane for overtaking then moving back over to the left
Exactly so get out the way when I speed wanking in the middle lane
Speed wanking? New one to me, is it like speed dating, if so, where do I sign up?
The guy in a Jeep, who flash me in the middle lane when i was doing 70. Get in the fast lane arsehole, and put your Knob away.
You might be on the wind up here and if you are then ignore me
There is no fast lane bro, inside middle and outside lanes and although most drivers are incapable of it we are meant to drive on the left so regardless of speed you should only use the lanes other than the inside lane for overtaking then moving back over to the left
Exactly so get out the way when I speed wanking in the middle lane
Speed wanking? New one to me, is it like speed dating, if so, where do I sign up?
Basically it's something that I'm told you have suffered with for years.....premature ejaculaton
The guy in a Jeep, who flash me in the middle lane when i was doing 70. Get in the fast lane arsehole, and put your Knob away.
You might be on the wind up here and if you are then ignore me
There is no fast lane bro, inside middle and outside lanes and although most drivers are incapable of it we are meant to drive on the left so regardless of speed you should only use the lanes other than the inside lane for overtaking then moving back over to the left
Exactly so get out the way when I speed wanking in the middle lane
Speed wanking? New one to me, is it like speed dating, if so, where do I sign up?
Basically it's something that I'm told you have suffered with for years.....premature ejaculaton
True mate, can you apologise to your missus for me again.
One limited to those working near lloyds building.
That cyclist who wears a full crash helmet and has ambulance siren noises he insists on hitting all the way as he goes through the pedestrian zone at about 20mph before giving a cheery wave to the construction workers.
Setting up my bike for the spin class tonight, then pulling a muscle walking to the toilet for a pre class piss. Wasn't turning or running, just walking normally. Felt such a dick. Managed to do the class but don't think I'll make football on Sunday. I hate getting old.
The guy in a Jeep, who flash me in the middle lane when i was doing 70. Get in the fast lane arsehole, and put your Knob away.
You might be on the wind up here and if you are then ignore me
There is no fast lane bro, inside middle and outside lanes and although most drivers are incapable of it we are meant to drive on the left so regardless of speed you should only use the lanes other than the inside lane for overtaking then moving back over to the left
Exactly so get out the way when I speed wanking in the middle lane
Speed wanking? New one to me, is it like speed dating, if so, where do I sign up?
Basically it's something that I'm told you have suffered with for years.....premature ejaculaton
True mate, can you apologise to your missus for me again.
i'll have to throw the towel in on this one. I know when I'm beaten. cu*t
Fans giving Tracy Leaburn stick cos the club posted a short video on her with Josh Magennis. Slating everyone and everything is becoming tedious. Save it for the people that really deserve it.
Fans giving Tracy Leaburn stick cos the club posted a short video on her with Josh Magennis. Slating everyone and everything is becoming tedious. Save it for the people that really deserve it.
Fans giving Tracy Leaburn stick cos the club posted a short video on her with Josh Magennis. Slating everyone and everything is becoming tedious. Save it for the people that really deserve it.
I've been saying this for months, I didn't get a lot of "likes".
Fans giving Tracy Leaburn stick cos the club posted a short video on her with Josh Magennis. Slating everyone and everything is becoming tedious. Save it for the people that really deserve it.
Something she did on Twitter makes me think she is actually quite sympathetic towards the fans' plight too. Very disappointing to see people give her stick.
I'm not going to lie, I think there's a couple who are currently given the benefit of the doubt when they're actively facilitating what's going on, but TL is not one of those people.
The new kick-off rule. It's takes 20+ years to get them to finally embrace goal-line technology. Who the fuck sat there thinking , oh I know a great way to further the quality of the game, let one bloke take the kick-off. Genius, let's introduce it immediately
Realising you really need to buy a diary, but it's the middle of fucking October.
Get a teacher diary - runs August to August and some of them go right through to December 2017 so you don't have to replace until then. Try Paperchase, Staples, Ryman etc.
Realising you really need to buy a diary, but it's the middle of fucking October.
Get a teacher diary - runs August to August and some of them go right through to December 2017 so you don't have to replace until then. Try Paperchase, Staples, Ryman etc.
Aha, Perfect! Cheers.
CharltonLife comes up tops again! Just got a nice one on Amazon, delivery due tomorrow, and it was the last one in stock.
The barriers are closed at the station so you put your ticket in to get through.
You get on the train and one of about 5 ticket inspectors ask to see your ticket so you show them.
Later on as you're reading the paper and thinking it's all done, some other inspector comes up and asks for your ticket. So you show them again.
Then you get off the station and have to show the inspectors at the exit.
Overkill much?
If it's anything like when they flood random stations, then I expect you'll get the same tomorrow. They usually do it for 2 or 3 days in a row at the stations.
Completely understand the odd check at stations without ticket barriers, or on trains where part of the line isn't covered by ticket barriers. But I don't think I've had my ticket checked in a year now?
The barriers are closed at the station so you put your ticket in to get through.
You get on the train and one of about 5 ticket inspectors ask to see your ticket so you show them.
Later on as you're reading the paper and thinking it's all done, some other inspector comes up and asks for your ticket. So you show them again.
Then you get off the station and have to show the inspectors at the exit.
Overkill much?
If it's anything like when they flood random stations, then I expect you'll get the same tomorrow. They usually do it for 2 or 3 days in a row at the stations.
Completely understand the odd check at stations without ticket barriers, or on trains where part of the line isn't covered by ticket barriers. But I don't think I've had my ticket checked in a year now?
Around 10 of them rocked up at Barnehurst at 5:30am this morning. Twats shouting at each other across the tracks at that time in the morning. And why does it take 4-5 of them to man one gate ?
The barriers are closed at the station so you put your ticket in to get through.
You get on the train and one of about 5 ticket inspectors ask to see your ticket so you show them.
Later on as you're reading the paper and thinking it's all done, some other inspector comes up and asks for your ticket. So you show them again.
Then you get off the station and have to show the inspectors at the exit.
Overkill much?
If it's anything like when they flood random stations, then I expect you'll get the same tomorrow. They usually do it for 2 or 3 days in a row at the stations.
Completely understand the odd check at stations without ticket barriers, or on trains where part of the line isn't covered by ticket barriers. But I don't think I've had my ticket checked in a year now?
Around 10 of them rocked up at Barnehurst at 5:30am this morning. Twats shouting at each other across the tracks at that time in the morning. And why does it take 4-5 of them to man one gate ?
Cyclists (again) - well the one I nearly smashed into the hedge at 6;30 this morning, its still dark, its an unlit 50mph road and the prick has no back light and he's wearing dark clothing, luckily I spotted him and anchored up, drove along side him shouted he had no lights, he's got headphones in as well, he thought I was having a pop, got all 'nancy' then he realised what I was saying!!! I drove away thinking utter twat. Cyclists just don't go on the road, it not the place for you.
Cyclists (again) - well the one I nearly smashed into the hedge at 6;30 this morning, its still dark, its an unlit 50mph road and the prick has no back light and he's wearing dark clothing, luckily I spotted him and anchored up, drove along side him shouted he had no lights, he's got headphones in as well
That's the kind of Cyclist that doesn't deserve to be on the road.
Cyclists (again) - well the one I nearly smashed into the hedge at 6;30 this morning, its still dark, its an unlit 50mph road and the prick has no back light and he's wearing dark clothing, luckily I spotted him and anchored up, drove along side him shouted he had no lights, he's got headphones in as well, he thought I was having a pop, got all 'nancy' then he realised what I was saying!!! I drove away thinking utter twat. Cyclists just don't go on the road, it not the place for you.
Some people just shouldnt be on the road...
Doesnt matter if they're walking / driving / cycling they just dont have the brain power to be outside!!
Over 300 entries for the Gravesend open darts tournament yesterday, including Simon Whitlock. A real coup for the Gravesend darts scene, then the organiser does a runner with all the prize money mid tournament. Wanker!
Cyclists (again) - well the one I nearly smashed into the hedge at 6;30 this morning, its still dark, its an unlit 50mph road and the prick has no back light and he's wearing dark clothing, luckily I spotted him and anchored up, drove along side him shouted he had no lights, he's got headphones in as well
That's the kind of Cyclist that doesn't deserve to be on the road.
All joking aside, seriously, how I did not drive into him, the car behind me had to anchor up as well, he was just oblivious to it all. I dont want his injury or death on my conscience, and then he gets all defensive, prick.
Over 300 entries for the Gravesend open darts tournament yesterday, including Simon Whitlock. A real coup for the Gravesend darts scene, then the organiser does a runner with all the prize money mid tournament. Wanker!
Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs. I just spotted a dog take a dump and the owner walk on like it didn't matter, so picking it myself I started walking after him. Getting his attention I asked him to kind clear up his dog and he got all bolshy more out of embarrassment than anything, just as I was offering him said bag of sh*te just as a lady joined us who had apparently witnessed it. As I took my eye of him he reached to grab me which was the wrong thing to do when I had JJ with me, who politely asked him to remove his hand from jacket which he did immediately. If you don't won't to clear up their sh*te don't get one........
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I'm not going to lie, I think there's a couple who are currently given the benefit of the doubt when they're actively facilitating what's going on, but TL is not one of those people.
It's takes 20+ years to get them to finally embrace goal-line technology.
Who the fuck sat there thinking , oh I know a great way to further the quality of the game, let one bloke take the kick-off.
Genius, let's introduce it immediately
Try Paperchase, Staples, Ryman etc.
You get on the train and one of about 5 ticket inspectors ask to see your ticket so you show them.
Later on as you're reading the paper and thinking it's all done, some other inspector comes up and asks for your ticket. So you show them again.
Then you get off the station and have to show the inspectors at the exit.
Overkill much?
CharltonLife comes up tops again! Just got a nice one on Amazon, delivery due tomorrow, and it was the last one in stock.
Completely understand the odd check at stations without ticket barriers, or on trains where part of the line isn't covered by ticket barriers. But I don't think I've had my ticket checked in a year now?
Doesnt matter if they're walking / driving / cycling they just dont have the brain power to be outside!!
I just spotted a dog take a dump and the owner walk on like it didn't matter, so picking it myself I started walking after him. Getting his attention I asked him to kind clear up his dog and he got all bolshy more out of embarrassment than anything, just as I was offering him said bag of sh*te just as a lady joined us who had apparently witnessed it. As I took my eye of him he reached to grab me which was the wrong thing to do when I had JJ with me, who politely asked him to remove his hand from jacket which he did immediately. If you don't won't to clear up their sh*te don't get one........