Other peoples mine are grown up now. call me a miserable old barstall got 2 of em next door blowing whistles. When I want to sit in the garden their either screaming or crying. They should also be banned cafes restaurants generally anywhere I am. 6 year old nephew asked when he can come over for a sleep over "when your 18 mate". Another thing in cafes ban the f@cking music I'm in their for a quiet bit of munch not a f@cking rave. Anyway I'm off to take next doors kids up the park.
Other peoples mine are grown up now. call me a miserable old barstall got 2 of em next door blowing whistles. When I want to sit in the garden their either screaming or crying. They should also be banned cafes restaurants generally anywhere I am. 6 year old nephew asked when he can come over for a sleep over "when your 18 mate". Another thing in cafes ban the f@cking music I'm in their for a quiet bit of munch not a f@cking rave. Anyway I'm off to take next doors kids up the park.
Wise after the eventers who are worse, in my opinion, than know it alls.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Wise after the eventers who are worse, in my opinion, than know it alls.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Kelly Cates. Awful, awful, awful. Asks the most pointless questions, makes loads of elementary mistakes and simply has no grasp of football. How on earth does she get any work??? (Rhetorical question) Before I get all the anti-women shite, I have no problem with many women involved in sports broadcasting. Hazel Irvine, Claire Balding, Sue Barker, Eleanor Oldroyd and Ally Mitchell are all excellent, and some of my best friends are black.
Wise after the eventers who are worse, in my opinion, than know it alls.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Well at least you didn't have to sit next to Mr umm yes, all day at The Test Match.
His son talked incessantly and he replied with "um, um, um, yes, yes, yes, um yes, all bleedin' day.
I had to force down 7 pints to alleviate the pain.
I know in the past, people have put 'IMO' as annoying them, but IMO there's one more thing more annoying than this (and 'IMO' does annoy me an all) and that's people stating their opinions as facts.
Wise after the eventers who are worse, in my opinion, than know it alls.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Well at least you didn't have to sit next to Mr umm yes, all day at The Test Match.
His son talked incessantly and he replied with "um, um, um, yes, yes, yes, um yes, all bleedin' day.
I had to force down 7 pints to alleviate the pain.
No trying to be wise after the event, of course, but I might have guessed you would knock back 7 pints.
Wise after the eventers who are worse, in my opinion, than know it alls.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Well at least you didn't have to sit next to Mr umm yes, all day at The Test Match.
His son talked incessantly and he replied with "um, um, um, yes, yes, yes, um yes, all bleedin' day.
I had to force down 7 pints to alleviate the pain.
No trying to be wise after the event, of course, but I might have guessed you would knock back 7 pints.
Hmm, I didn't realise I came across as a raving alcoholic
Wise after the eventers who are worse, in my opinion, than know it alls.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Well at least you didn't have to sit next to Mr umm yes, all day at The Test Match.
His son talked incessantly and he replied with "um, um, um, yes, yes, yes, um yes, all bleedin' day.
I had to force down 7 pints to alleviate the pain.
No trying to be wise after the event, of course, but I might have guessed you would knock back 7 pints.
Hmm, I didn't realise I came across as a raving alcoholic
Not sure whats been feasting on me, but I took my jeans off to go to the toilet at work yesterday and had 3 large bite marks up my legs. About the size of 50p coins and swollen to the depth of bottle tops. Absolutely driving me fecking crazy!!
I once worked with a bloke who you knew he was going for a shit because he had a hanger in his hand. Said he didn't want his trousers either getting crushed or touching the shit house floor.
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call me a miserable old barstall got 2 of em next door blowing whistles.
When I want to sit in the garden their either screaming or crying.
They should also be banned cafes restaurants generally anywhere I am.
6 year old nephew asked when he can come over for a sleep over "when your 18 mate".
Another thing in cafes ban the f@cking music I'm in their for a quiet bit of munch not a f@cking rave.
Anyway I'm off to take next doors kids up the park.
I watched Sussex play Kent in a T20 cricket game on Friday night. The bloke next to me knew everything would happen exactly as it did - except after the event.
For example, "I knew they wouldn't get many off Tredwell", he said after a tight over. Then, next over after Tredwell went for 16 or so, he offered "you could see that coming".
That was one of about 30 examples. He always knew when a wicket was about to fall just after it happened.
Before I get all the anti-women shite, I have no problem with many women involved in sports broadcasting. Hazel Irvine, Claire Balding, Sue Barker, Eleanor Oldroyd and Ally Mitchell are all excellent, and some of my best friends are black.
His son talked incessantly and he replied with "um, um, um, yes, yes, yes, um yes, all bleedin' day.
I had to force down 7 pints to alleviate the pain.
Not sure whats been feasting on me, but I took my jeans off to go to the toilet at work yesterday and had 3 large bite marks up my legs. About the size of 50p coins and swollen to the depth of bottle tops. Absolutely driving me fecking crazy!!