Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
Be the bigger man and buy him a pint on the night.
He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
Be the bigger man and buy him a pint on the night.
He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
Thought you'd just given yourself some advice then, thoroughly confused for 30secs.
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
Be the bigger man and buy him a pint on the night.
He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
Thought you'd just given yourself some advice then, thoroughly confused for 30secs.
My work colleague not liking me despite the fact that I have a secret crush on him and have invited him out to my leaving drinks to see if there are any sparks when we've both had a few.
Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..
As even my fiancee says... Whats the point of the damned things, i.e. if they need to go to the toilet they have to take the whole thing off!!
Now there's an idea. Start your own range with access panels (I was going to say flaps but didn't want to appear crass or stoop to Dave MehmetsAFKA's level)
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..
It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..
As even my fiancee says... Whats the point of the damned things, i.e. if they need to go to the toilet they have to take the whole thing off!!
Bah, my girlfriend is a massive fan of them - but it never really crossed my mind how completely impractical they were. I'll have to taunt her with that little observation next time she thinks about buying another one..
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..
It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..
It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..
It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..
It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
Oh it's not a bloke, it's a woman! With blokes you could have a drink and end on good terms, this woman is a nightmare.
Go, have a few beers, then kick her in the cu fanny
@luckyreds it's an incredibly annoying woman mate, absolute nightmare. Most blokes you could have a peace goodbye drink and end on alright terms.
I'll be steering clear anyway.
I agree completely, that's a whole new layer of complexity then!
It was a woman that passed on the message to me about dropping dead, and unfortunately I know full well that every time I see colleagues from that particular office that half of the women have heard some utter nonsense about me; completely harshly as well to be fair.
Don't get me wrong, I can be a bit of a cock at times - but with most of the blokes you end up going for a drink a few days later, calling eachother a few names and having a laugh and joke about it. It's a lot easier dealing with that kind of situation..
I wouldn't say this particualarly annoys me as such rather makes me cringe. Guys who have their lobes cut out leaving a big hole. Then I think it would be funny if I had a padlock and locked in and swallowed the key telling them it will come out the other end in a couple days thrn run like hell.
I wouldn't say this particualarly annoys me as such rather makes me cringe. Guys who have their lobes cut out leaving a big hole. Then I think it would be funny if I had a padlock and locked in and swallowed the key telling them it will come out the other end in a couple days thrn run like hell.
I have considered carrying small climbing carabena and hooking them to stuff.
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Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..
You alright this morning mate?
Just well and truly bored out of my skull, sitting at an empty desk pondering what I can do to amuse myself for a few hours..
Its like when people asked if we'd be allowed to remain in Eurovision if we vote out!!
Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
I'm so glad someone actually responded!
.....my response wasn't aimed at you treacle, but to the many 1000s of people that genuinely think that
That truly is a worry...
It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
My hand was kind of forced today, despite not having anything to really be getting on with.
I'll be steering clear anyway.
cufannyIt was a woman that passed on the message to me about dropping dead, and unfortunately I know full well that every time I see colleagues from that particular office that half of the women have heard some utter nonsense about me; completely harshly as well to be fair.
Don't get me wrong, I can be a bit of a cock at times - but with most of the blokes you end up going for a drink a few days later, calling eachother a few names and having a laugh and joke about it. It's a lot easier dealing with that kind of situation..