Carrying an ensign and not getting a flag Asking someone for the price and not getting a quote Saying something intelligent and not getting a like Saying something funny and not getting a LOL
Sitting in a beer garden having a nice few beers, only for the wife and her friend to turn up and ruin the peace and quiet. Luckily she's got to go and pick my daughter up from school soon.
Watching TV weather news, there is a brief overview of what may or may not happen , they can't be sure, then at the end to add insult to injury you are asked to log onto a website for more information - NO !!!! That's why I tuned in for this bulletin to tell me all I need to know, if I'd wanted to go online I would have done that and not watched TV.
Watching TV weather news, there is a brief overview of what may or may not happen , they can't be sure, then at the end to add insult to injury you are asked to log onto a website for more information - NO !!!! That's why I tuned in for this bulletin to tell me all I need to know, if I'd wanted to go online I would have done that and not watched TV.
On a number of quiz shows, particularly a few times recently on The Chase.
'It's an educated guess.'
No, it wasn't you lying twat - you had no idea so it was a total guess.
Mind you, I've never understood commentators who refer to an educated left foot. As a left footed footballer, I appreciate this, but are all right feet dumb?
Watching TV weather news, there is a brief overview of what may or may not happen , they can't be sure, then at the end to add insult to injury you are asked to log onto a website for more information - NO !!!! That's why I tuned in for this bulletin to tell me all I need to know, if I'd wanted to go online I would have done that and not watched TV.
Even more annoying, is when they tell you the weather you've already had today. Wtf is that about !
1) Finding your mobile phone internet browser stops working because you walked into a BT openzone spot or any of those other useless free WIFI's.
2) Turning your WIFI off on your phone because you walked into a BT openzone spot and found 4G on your phone was faster but forgetting to turn WIFI back on your phone when you get home.
1) Finding your mobile phone internet browser stops working because you walked into a BT openzone spot or any of those other useless free WIFI's.
2) Turning your WIFI off on your phone because you walked into a BT openzone spot and found 4G on your phone was faster but forgetting to turn WIFI back on your phone when you get home.
I liked this and then remembered that I quite like Buddhism. I thought about a flag but then remembered that if it would hurt me, it might hurt you and that my goal was to improve the world and my understanding of it.
People who don't like Eddie Izzard (or Jeff Stelling come to that...).
Cheers Algarve (:
Izzard is Palace as well.
Should point out, it's nothing to do with their charity work - full marks to them for that.
In a sense it is their Charity work for me... i.e. they shove it down our throats that they're doing 27-marathons in the same number of days.
I'd love to do that myself or I'd love the walk the North Downs Way etc. in record timing but I cant because I've the small matter of work!!
Over exaggeration in thread responses.
My ex-wife ran marathons and while I can think of worse things than running one marathon if you prepare well enough or go slow enough; needles in soft places etc would be worse; running 27 in 27 days shurely something no one would love to do.
On a number of quiz shows, particularly a few times recently on The Chase.
'It's an educated guess.'
No, it wasn't you lying twat - you had no idea so it was a total guess.
Mind you, I've never understood commentators who refer to an educated left foot. As a left footed footballer, I appreciate this, but are all right feet dumb?
I think they tend to use the term cultured rather than educated.
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Makes a fortune over here off of his deluded fans then fucks off with all the money to one of his properties abroad.
pretends to be a god loving christian that live with a vicar when he is in fact a dirty noncing old cunt that lives with a rentboy !
good of them to wash their hands but just a little more care with the drying next time please.
Asking someone for the price and not getting a quote
Saying something intelligent and not getting a like
Saying something funny and not getting a LOL
'It's an educated guess.'
No, it wasn't you lying twat - you had no idea so it was a total guess.
2) Turning your WIFI off on your phone because you walked into a BT openzone spot and found 4G on your phone was faster but forgetting to turn WIFI back on your phone when you get home.
My ex-wife ran marathons and while I can think of worse things than running one marathon if you prepare well enough or go slow enough; needles in soft places etc would be worse; running 27 in 27 days shurely something no one would love to do.