Agree Ricky....Optimism is having no idea how bad things really are. Personally I have joined the flask brigade (no blanket just yet) as I refuse to give that lot another penny of my hard earned.
Men Wearing flip flops - bloke on the train wearing them. Bit of sun and all of a sudden we're in the Sahara desert. Hope he steps off the train and in to a steaming pile of dog shit.
Every Monday night at 11pm Planet Rock play a classic rock album in its entirety, with no adverts, DJ’s or interruptions. Apparently they have received complaints that the gap between the tracks is sometimes condensed and not in keeping with the original recording. Now that’s what I call pedantry!
People who call League One 'Division One'. Makes no sense. I could almost understand it if the Chanpionship sometimes got called 'division one' as it used to be called that, but calling League One Division One is just confusing.
League one is division three. The premier league is division one.
Blokes in the boozer who buy a pack of crisps and open the bag right up, place it on the bar and eat em one at a time like they're the height of sophistication. Really rattles my cage that
If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot
No no no no, if I buy a pack I eat em, if anyone in my round wants a pack, I'll buy em and he eats em. Sharing is a very 'middle class, graphic designer, top gear type' thing to do, probably in a boozer in Sidcup.......
If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot
No no no no, if I buy a pack I eat em, if anyone in my round wants a pack, I'll buy em and he eats em. Sharing is a very 'middle class, graphic designer, top gear type' thing to do, probably in a boozer in Sidcup.......
How very very dare you. I'll have you know that my English mustard and cured Wilshire ham slow roasted parsnip crisps are as working class as hairy exposed arse cleavage and saying "guv'nor" and when I'm out with the lads on a "Leo sayer" they wont go hungry. Apart from Tarquin, who is gluten intolerant.
If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot
No no no no, if I buy a pack I eat em, if anyone in my round wants a pack, I'll buy em and he eats em. Sharing is a very 'middle class, graphic designer, top gear type' thing to do, probably in a boozer in Sidcup.......
He's not called "Big" Rob because he shared his crisps
When your washing machine crosses the kitchen and approaches you like a horny cross between r2-d2 and HAL from 2001 space odyssey. Scared the shit out of me
Smelly food in the office, particularly first thing in the morning.
No one wants to put up with your disgusting eating habits. If you can't function without your cheese and dogshit pasty in the morning eat it before you get to work.
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No one wants to put up with your disgusting eating habits. If you can't function without your cheese and dogshit pasty in the morning eat it before you get to work.
ginger cunt