General things that Annoy you

ForeverAddickted

McBobbin said:

ForeverAddickted said:

When someone says they have a theme tune stuck in their head because usually it'll end up in mine too...

Thankfully I dont know the tune to "Whose Line is it Anyway" though

It goes dodoodoo doodoo doodoo dadoo da da dadooo dadoodoodoodoo dadadoo dadadadadadaaaaa

Currently sitting at my desk going doodoo da da dadoo but not getting anywhere with it as a tune

Greenie

People who put a picture up on the likes of ArseBook of a British Soldier or Nurse accompanied with the following guff, "share if you think that soldiers/nurses should earn more than Wayne Rooney and other overpaid and pampered footballers"

No they shouldn't, why? because no one wants to watch a soldier marching about and a nurse changing a 90 year old coffin dodgers catheter (apart from Mehmet, he would).

Bournemouth Addick

Drivers who queue across traffic light controlled junctions thus blocking the whole feckin junction when they change and they haven't moved forward a single foot in the meantime.

Might be my rose tinted specs but I'm noticing this increasingly happening these days when in the past if the exit wasn't clear you waited, regardless of any yellow grid thingy being there or not.

ricky_otto

Bournemouth Addick said:

Drivers who queue across traffic light controlled junctions thus blocking the whole feckin junction when they change and they haven't moved forward a single foot in the meantime.

Might be my rose tinted specs but I'm noticing this increasingly happening these days when in the past if the exit wasn't clear you waited, regardless of any yellow grid thingy being there or not.

This. I get really tempted just to slam the accelerator down and drive in to the side of them.

Algarveaddick

Greenie said:

People who put a picture up on the likes of ArseBook of a British Soldier or Nurse accompanied with the following guff, "share if you think that soldiers/nurses should earn more than Wayne Rooney and other overpaid and pampered footballers"

No they shouldn't, why? because no one wants to watch a soldier marching about and a nurse changing a 90 year old coffin dodgers catheter (apart from Mehmet, he would).

Or any, "share if you think W should get X before Y gets Z" post . If you think soldiers/nurses/policemen are undervalued, fine, so do I, but I don't have to compare them with someone else* to tell you that.

* I make an exception with bankers. They are all cnuts.

McBobbin

ForeverAddickted said:

McBobbin said:

ForeverAddickted said:

When someone says they have a theme tune stuck in their head because usually it'll end up in mine too...

Thankfully I dont know the tune to "Whose Line is it Anyway" though

It goes dodoodoo doodoo doodoo dadoo da da dadooo dadoodoodoodoo dadadoo dadadadadadaaaaa

Currently sitting at my desk going doodoo da da dadoo but not getting anywhere with it as a tune

Give it more trumpet

McBobbin

Algarveaddick said:

Greenie said:

People who put a picture up on the likes of ArseBook of a British Soldier or Nurse accompanied with the following guff, "share if you think that soldiers/nurses should earn more than Wayne Rooney and other overpaid and pampered footballers"

No they shouldn't, why? because no one wants to watch a soldier marching about and a nurse changing a 90 year old coffin dodgers catheter (apart from Mehmet, he would).

Or any, "share if you think W should get X before Y gets Z" post . If you think soldiers/nurses/policemen are undervalued, fine, so do I, but I don't have to compare them with someone else* to tell you that.

* I make an exception with bankers. They are all cnuts.

I saw one those comparing junior doctors to tube drivers. Tube drivers are hardly the enemy. They won't become consultants and are unlikely to get much private work to supplement their incomes either.

Divisive politics... Now there's an enemy

Algarveaddick

McBobbin said:

Algarveaddick said:

Greenie said:

People who put a picture up on the likes of ArseBook of a British Soldier or Nurse accompanied with the following guff, "share if you think that soldiers/nurses should earn more than Wayne Rooney and other overpaid and pampered footballers"

No they shouldn't, why? because no one wants to watch a soldier marching about and a nurse changing a 90 year old coffin dodgers catheter (apart from Mehmet, he would).

Or any, "share if you think W should get X before Y gets Z" post . If you think soldiers/nurses/policemen are undervalued, fine, so do I, but I don't have to compare them with someone else* to tell you that.

* I make an exception with bankers. They are all cnuts.

I saw one those comparing junior doctors to tube drivers. Tube drivers are hardly the enemy. They won't become consultants and are unlikely to get much private work to supplement their incomes either.

Divisive politics... Now there's an enemy

Spot on!

ValleyGary

Think I might have said this one before but I keep seeing it. The twitter phrase 'gonna bang'. Makes my teeth itch.

1StevieG

The cafc OS. If it wasn't so clunky I might visit a bit more but gives me headache on the rare occasions I look at it.

Carter

Self appointed speed police, specifically self appointed speed police sitting in the outside lane when not overtaking.

Now I'll quantify this slightly before it all gets militant.

I was making a journey today on one of our nations motorways as I do most days. I approach a glut of lorries in the inside lane (so I'm also in the inside lane. I indicate and move right to overtake these slower moving vehicles. I'm doing less than 70, but the traffic in next lane is moving slower than me. I indicate and move over another lane. Which is empty. I've not accelerated at this point, just maintained speed. Outside lane is clear for about 400 yards except for a vectra doing 60. Which is now a problem because he is going slower than the inside lane.

Now. I'm not driving up this guys chuff, I can undertake him but that is potentially dangerous. He could and should move over a move over.

And I should probably get off my phone, finish my brew and put my fag out

DaveMehmet

Carter said:

Self appointed speed police, specifically self appointed speed police sitting in the outside lane when not overtaking.

Now I'll quantify this slightly before it all gets militant.

I was making a journey today on one of our nations motorways as I do most days. I approach a glut of lorries in the inside lane (so I'm also in the inside lane. I indicate and move right to overtake these slower moving vehicles. I'm doing less than 70, but the traffic in next lane is moving slower than me. I indicate and move over another lane. Which is empty. I've not accelerated at this point, just maintained speed. Outside lane is clear for about 400 yards except for a vectra doing 60. Which is now a problem because he is going slower than the inside lane.

Now. I'm not driving up this guys chuff, I can undertake him but that is potentially dangerous. He could and should move over a move over.

And I should probably get off my phone, finish my brew and put my fag out

And stop giving the bird in the Ford Ka the eye.

Carter

DaveMehmet said:

Carter said:

Self appointed speed police, specifically self appointed speed police sitting in the outside lane when not overtaking.

Now I'll quantify this slightly before it all gets militant.

I was making a journey today on one of our nations motorways as I do most days. I approach a glut of lorries in the inside lane (so I'm also in the inside lane. I indicate and move right to overtake these slower moving vehicles. I'm doing less than 70, but the traffic in next lane is moving slower than me. I indicate and move over another lane. Which is empty. I've not accelerated at this point, just maintained speed. Outside lane is clear for about 400 yards except for a vectra doing 60. Which is now a problem because he is going slower than the inside lane.

Now. I'm not driving up this guys chuff, I can undertake him but that is potentially dangerous. He could and should move over a move over.

And I should probably get off my phone, finish my brew and put my fag out

And stop giving the bird in the Ford Ka the eye.

What is it with women in Ka's they always look like they could suck a cricket ball through a hosepipe

DaveMehmet

Carter said:

DaveMehmet said:

Carter said:

Self appointed speed police, specifically self appointed speed police sitting in the outside lane when not overtaking.

Now I'll quantify this slightly before it all gets militant.

I was making a journey today on one of our nations motorways as I do most days. I approach a glut of lorries in the inside lane (so I'm also in the inside lane. I indicate and move right to overtake these slower moving vehicles. I'm doing less than 70, but the traffic in next lane is moving slower than me. I indicate and move over another lane. Which is empty. I've not accelerated at this point, just maintained speed. Outside lane is clear for about 400 yards except for a vectra doing 60. Which is now a problem because he is going slower than the inside lane.

Now. I'm not driving up this guys chuff, I can undertake him but that is potentially dangerous. He could and should move over a move over.

And I should probably get off my phone, finish my brew and put my fag out

And stop giving the bird in the Ford Ka the eye.

What is it with women in Ka's they always look like they could suck a cricket ball through a hosepipe

Powell Is Pleasant

McBobbin said:

Algarveaddick said:

Greenie said:

People who put a picture up on the likes of ArseBook of a British Soldier or Nurse accompanied with the following guff, "share if you think that soldiers/nurses should earn more than Wayne Rooney and other overpaid and pampered footballers"

No they shouldn't, why? because no one wants to watch a soldier marching about and a nurse changing a 90 year old coffin dodgers catheter (apart from Mehmet, he would).

Or any, "share if you think W should get X before Y gets Z" post . If you think soldiers/nurses/policemen are undervalued, fine, so do I, but I don't have to compare them with someone else* to tell you that.

* I make an exception with bankers. They are all cnuts.

I saw one those comparing junior doctors to tube drivers. Tube drivers are hardly the enemy. They won't become consultants and are unlikely to get much private work to supplement their incomes either.

Divisive politics... Now there's an enemy

I also saw that one on Facebook today or yesterday - it's resurfaced from a while ago, when there were tube strikes. Now that it's not a current issue, it seems a bizarre group to attack!

And the problem I have with the "Share if you think nurses should earn more than footballers" things is that it makes no sense. Is my sharing going to make the people in charge of the finances at Man Utd say "Hey, we SHOULD pay our footballers less!" Or is it meant to make the NHS decide to pay all its staff £100k a week?
Neither really, it's just supposed to make people share a righteous outrage with each other.
Which, again, is pointless.

ValleyGary

'full time mummy'

Fuck off.

RodneyCharltonTrotta

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ValleyGary said:

'full time mummy'

Fuck off.

"Dad bods". We've become a nation of cretins.

suzisausage

Daddy day care or my husband/partner (or father of said child/children) is babysitting.

Erm, he's just looking after your children after you both created them.

Babysitting is looking after someone else's children.

RodneyCharltonTrotta

suzisausage said:

Daddy day care or my husband/partner (or father of said child/children) is babysitting.

Erm, he's just looking after your children after you both created them.

Babysitting is looking after someone else's children.

Ha! Was rushing out the door of work tonight and a colleague grabbed me about something... I said I can't chat for long as the missus is off out and I'm babysitting my daughter. Now I understand why he looked at me like the utter **** I must have sounded ;-)

Carter

Any Halifax advert

First it was all of them handpumps singing 'I'll be there' now it's them giving it a load of bollocks about looking after some chump with a beard who puts more effort into the family holiday that most do at work.

Just lower the mortgage rates and stop taking the piss

cabbles

ValleyGary said:

'full time mummy'

Fuck off.

This one had me in stitches.

Algarveaddick

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

suzisausage said:

Daddy day care or my husband/partner (or father of said child/children) is babysitting.

Erm, he's just looking after your children after you both created them.

Babysitting is looking after someone else's children.

Ha! Was rushing out the door of work tonight and a colleague grabbed me about something... I said I can't chat for long as the missus is off out and I'm babysitting my daughter. Now I understand why he looked at me like the utter **** I must have sounded ;-)

Fair play for recognising that RTC. Though as a "militant childless", I probably shouldn't say that at all..

i_b_b_o_r_g

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i_b_b_o_r_g

ForeverAddickted said:

People who stand and have a piss in a toilet cubicle yet dont close the door... Almost just walked into the back of someone at work because I didnt realise it was occupied

People who shit in the urinals

thai malaysia addick

People who says

Algarveaddick said:

Every industry has it's pointless award ceremony. "Cheese maker of the Year", "Car of the Year", "Paper Merchant of the Year". It's all cock. It's just actors and musicians are (supposedly) more interesting than funeral directors to Joe Public...

@Algarveaddick, I propose you are Poster of the Year.

thai malaysia addick

Greenie said:

People who put a picture up on the likes of ArseBook of a British Soldier or Nurse accompanied with the following guff, "share if you think that soldiers/nurses should earn more than Wayne Rooney and other overpaid and pampered footballers"

Hey, everyone. Press Like if you agree with @Greenie, press LOL if you disagree. Thanks!

cafcdave123

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

suzisausage said:

Daddy day care or my husband/partner (or father of said child/children) is babysitting.

Erm, he's just looking after your children after you both created them.

Babysitting is looking after someone else's children.

Ha! Was rushing out the door of work tonight and a colleague grabbed me about something... I said I can't chat for long as the missus is off out and I'm babysitting my daughter. Now I understand why he looked at me like the utter **** I must have sounded ;-)

i doubt he was even listening to you

RodneyCharltonTrotta

cafcdave123 said:

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

suzisausage said:

Daddy day care or my husband/partner (or father of said child/children) is babysitting.

Erm, he's just looking after your children after you both created them.

Babysitting is looking after someone else's children.

Ha! Was rushing out the door of work tonight and a colleague grabbed me about something... I said I can't chat for long as the missus is off out and I'm babysitting my daughter. Now I understand why he looked at me like the utter **** I must have sounded ;-)

i doubt he was even listening to you

Ha! Probably not. My reputation precedes me

cafcdave123

women who wear too much/overpowering perfume

you stink you old slag

ricky_otto

cafcdave123 said:

women who wear too much/overpowering perfume

you stink you old slag

Come on Dave, she's trying to make an effort for you.