Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
So weird... my mate told me he was in a chip shop last night and a bloke staggered in wearing a Charlton scarf off his face on coke and strong lager with a 3 year old child tow and looking for a row. He then preceded to push his way to the front screaming "Where's me faaaaarkin' saveloy?!!!".
A young vicar happened to be there and stepped in and said "Excuse me sir but please don't push in...it's not very moral" whereby the Charlton fan planted the nut on him and said " Well perhaps the moral is don't get in the way of an Addick and chips" then grabbed his fish supper, slapped a smiling queuing woman's arse, gave her a cheeky wink and left the shop with said vicar sprawled on the floor in tears head in hands and shaking.
Funny how we remember things differently when we sober up eh Len #carnageglover ;-)
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
Did anyone else read this and feel like he missed a crucial bit out of the story, right after "don't jump to conclusions"?
People that come to work with stinking colds, sipping lemsip at their desk and then you get some of that lovely virus days later and have to take time off. If you are sick stay at fucking home! You are not a martyr, you are just a virus with shoes.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
Fully grown men (or women) who refer to getting food or a drink as cheeky. "Just finished work, off for a cheeky pint" - it's not cheeky in any way, you're a fully grown man with a full time job, just have a beer and shut up about it
People descending on the home of a recently deceased relative to lay claim to/squabble over their goods. Seen it too many times and it sickens me. Also those who contest wills. It is the deceased persons wishes that count, you greedy shits.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
People who make congratulations messages about them.
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
People who make congratulations messages about them.
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
People who make congratulations messages about them.
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
Can't stand it when you're trying to do something in a kitchen or a work area and you have some wally pratting about like checking the temperature on all the radiators or deciding now is a good time to do a baked bean inventory. Older relatives are frequent offenders. One comes to mind who will quite happily sit on their arse in the middle of the kitchen whilst you're trying to make dinner then without warning will stand up and start fiddling with a plug behind the microwave then yank his elbow out and spill a jug of water all over the worktop. Just piss off!!
Period Dramas (Dickensian I think this ones called.)
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
Period Dramas (Dickensian I think this ones called.)
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again
This all day. Let's get another version of Jane Austen's pride and prejudice into production whilst we're at it, that doesn't come on enough.
Football pundits talking about how much they love the FA Cup and how special it is. Ever since Man Utd decided to not enter it that year and you have incidents like Man City fielding youngesters y'day, pundits have been tripping up over themselves to declare their love for it.
Comments like - "it was a big day in my household (final day)"
"The magic of the FA Cup" (the most overused phrase associated with it
And then to top it all off BBC have picked that song 'anything can happen'
It's all quite over the top. The shocks and the magic can speak for itself
Period Dramas (Dickensian I think this ones called.)
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again
This all day. Let's get another version of Jane Austen's pride and prejudice into production whilst we're at it, that doesn't come on enough.
I don't have time to watch that at the moment - too busy watching The Great British Interior Design Challenge
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(Or am I the disgusting one?)
A young vicar happened to be there and stepped in and said "Excuse me sir but please don't push in...it's not very moral" whereby the Charlton fan planted the nut on him and said " Well perhaps the moral is don't get in the way of an Addick and chips" then grabbed his fish supper, slapped a smiling queuing woman's arse, gave her a cheeky wink and left the shop with said vicar sprawled on the floor in tears head in hands and shaking.
Funny how we remember things differently when we sober up eh Len #carnageglover ;-)
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
Don't quite know why, but it really angers me.
Can't stand it when you're trying to do something in a kitchen or a work area and you have some wally pratting about like checking the temperature on all the radiators or deciding now is a good time to do a baked bean inventory. Older relatives are frequent offenders. One comes to mind who will quite happily sit on their arse in the middle of the kitchen whilst you're trying to make dinner then without warning will stand up and start fiddling with a plug behind the microwave then yank his elbow out and spill a jug of water all over the worktop. Just piss off!!
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again
Makes them sound self-important and I ,by default, assume they're a twat
Comments like - "it was a big day in my household (final day)"
"The magic of the FA Cup" (the most overused phrase associated with it
And then to top it all off BBC have picked that song 'anything can happen'
It's all quite over the top. The shocks and the magic can speak for itself