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  • Macronate said:

    people who text or call into radio stations as 'Pete the Plumber', 'John the Spark' or 'Tel the Chippie'.

    just your name will do.

    "Hello Jeremy - yeah, Rick the rapist here...".

    (Too far?)
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103

    Macronate said:

    people who text or call into radio stations as 'Pete the Plumber', 'John the Spark' or 'Tel the Chippie'.

    just your name will do.

    "Hello Jeremy - yeah, Rick the rapist here...".

    (Too far?)
    "I got the nickname when Alan Pardew saw me tackle someone"
  • Macronate said:

    people who text or call into radio stations as 'Pete the Plumber', 'John the Spark' or 'Tel the Chippie'.

    just your name will do.

    Posted by Macronate the annoyed.
  • Better watch out for Liam the Leftie after those comments
  • Jamie Oliver, although I'm not really sure why. He just has a very punchable face. Smug twat
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,451
    edited November 2015

    people putting there umbrella's on the train seat this morning, it's pissing down and the umbrella's are soaked you bell end!

    Unnece's'sary apostrophe's.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Jamie Oliver, although I'm not really sure why. He just has a very punchable face. Smug twat

    This x100.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,889
    smug? moi?

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  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Garnish.....I was staying in a hotel this week and at breakfast I asked for poached eggs on toast and it arrived covered in rocket and watercress. What the fuck is that about why does the cook feel the need to cover a good basic food with unnecessary crap that you won' eat. Wankers like Jamie Oliver have a lot to answer for....and by the way I don't like that podgy wanker either.....sanctimonious shit head.
  • Garnish.....I was staying in a hotel this week and at breakfast I asked for poached eggs on toast and it arrived covered in rocket and watercress. What the fuck is that about why does the cook feel the need to cover a good basic food with unnecessary crap that you won' eat. Wankers like Jamie Oliver have a lot to answer for....and by the way I don't like that podgy wanker either.....sanctimonious shit head.

    My wife is one of those people who cannot eat coriander, so I know exactly what you mean. Luckily I mostly remember that when ordering (she usually forgets). But it is annoying for her to have to pick it off.
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  • Rubbish Collection day... Regardless of the road, the lorries always stop in the most inconvenient place, meaning that you've got to wait five minutes for them to move two inches up the road so that you can get past.

    Just move those extra inches so you don't create loads of bloody traffic!!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    edited November 2015
    People who approach traffic lights super slowly when they are green then accelerate through as they change to amber leaving you to have to stop as you are unlucky enough to be directly behind them.

    Has to be deliberately antagonistic as nobody could actually do that accidentally!
  • LenGlover said:

    People who approach traffic lights super slowly when they are green then accelerate through as they change to amber leaving you to have to stop as you are unlucky enough to be directly behind them.

    Has to be deliberately antagonistic as nobody could actually do that accidentally!

    I do like watching the reaction in my rear view mirror ;-)
  • LenGlover said:

    People who approach traffic lights super slowly when they are green then accelerate through as they change to amber leaving you to have to stop as you are unlucky enough to be directly behind them.

    Has to be deliberately antagonistic as nobody could actually do that accidentally!

    People who dawdle when Traffic Lights are Green is one of my biggest hates, drives me potty!!
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Those who use, in writing, the useless phrase the likes of....
    e.g. Vaz Tê, who has represented the likes of Bolton Wanderers, Hull City, Barnsley and West Ham United....
    How about 'Vaz Tê, who has represented Bolton Wanderers, Hull City, Barnsley and West Ham United....' ?
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    edited November 2015
    Macronate said:

    people who text or call into radio stations as 'Pete the Plumber', 'John the Spark' or 'Tel the Chippie'.

    just your name will do.

    Jihadi John
  • LenGlover said:

    People who approach traffic lights super slowly when they are green then accelerate through as they change to amber leaving you to have to stop as you are unlucky enough to be directly behind them.

    Has to be deliberately antagonistic as nobody could actually do that accidentally!

    People who dawdle when Traffic Lights are Green is one of my biggest hates, drives me potty!!
    Mirrors, engage 1st gear, handbrake off, mirror and check alls clear in the junction and move off with caution nice and slowly.
    I can't believe people get angry with me.
  • LenGlover said:

    People who approach traffic lights super slowly when they are green then accelerate through as they change to amber leaving you to have to stop as you are unlucky enough to be directly behind them.

    Has to be deliberately antagonistic as nobody could actually do that accidentally!

    People who dawdle when Traffic Lights are Green is one of my biggest hates, drives me potty!!
    Mirrors, engage 1st gear, handbrake off, mirror and check alls clear in the junction and move off with caution nice and slowly.
    I can't believe people get angry with me.
    GAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH lol!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    People who arrange the duvet so the buttons/poppers are anywhere except for the foot end
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    The word 'bloodbath'
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  • Everyone turning their Facebook into the French colour and assuming some kind of moral and sensitive superiority for doing so, when in reality, despite the good intentions of some, they are merely following the latest trend and most will go back to not giving a monkeys about what happened and the underlying causes going forward.

    I'm probably alone with this one.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    When you climb out of the swimming pool on the aluminum steps, slip and rake your shin down the rest of the steps.

    I done that in the diving pool in the Waterfront when it first opened. They turned the wave machine on and in my haste to get out the diving pool and into the main pool to enjoy the massive waves, I slipped on the steps and needed stitches in a tiny wound on my shine, the scar is still visible to this day and it went in the accident book
  • People who pronounce the word medicine as medson.
    Or Coventry as Cuventry.
    Or Montgomery as Muntgumery.

    Might be correct for all I know, but makes me want to slap their face with a wet fish.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,586

    People who pronounce the word medicine as medson.
    Or Coventry as Cuventry.
    Or Montgomery as Muntgumery.

    Might be correct for all I know, but makes me want to slap their face with a wet fish.

    Conts, the lot of them.
  • People who pronounce the word medicine as medson.
    Or Coventry as Cuventry.
    Or Montgomery as Muntgumery.

    Might be correct for all I know, but makes me want to slap their face with a wet fish.

    When it should be 'meddy-sign'.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,015
    When did the current trend of pronouncing because as be-cuz start out? I don't remember hearing it much at all in the past, nowadays every other person is saying it like they are James May. Very annoying.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Anyone who pronounces "specifically" as "pacifically" belongs in the zoo
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    The phrase redouble our efforts. How do we know if they have been already been doubled?
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