General things that Annoy you

Alwaysneil said:

Now then, there's clear exaggeration in that post @foibles

It's my day of reckoning, as prophesicised

Turn CL into a forum of rage by stirring the pot, all because of a dropped b

The addidas pogba advert. What a load of bollocks. It really is what I call 'Nike' football (yes, I'm aware it's an addidas advert). By 'Nike' football I mean a cheesy advert sort of befitting the kind of tripe they roll out on soccer am where they do the skills montage to some pony rap or hip hop tune or that skills school stuff they did.

It glamourises all the flair stuff, which let's be honest isn't what constitutes winning trophies.

Covered End said:

cabbles said:

Stig said:

ross1 said:

Stig said:

Going to B&Q on a Wednesday, forgetting that it's pensioner day in there and running the gauntlet with hoards of pensioners. Hundreds of them all on their weekly day out, it's like a scene from Cocoon Meets The Walking Dead.

As a pensioner, who is glad of B&Q Wednesday, I take offence to this statement, you have obviously not got to be over 60, and hopefully one day you will, perhaps then you will understand when people are only on a small pension, but need d-i-y products

Sorry for any offence. I wouldn't take me too seriously though Ross, I ain't too far away myself these days.

This could be like that time @Covered End said he beats the living shit out of children who dare to come near him in swimming pools.

@Stig hates old people

I hate old people as well

@Covered End found lamping pensioners at b&q on Wednesdays under the instruction of @Stig

cabbles said:

Stig said:

ross1 said:

Stig said:

Going to B&Q on a Wednesday, forgetting that it's pensioner day in there and running the gauntlet with hoards of pensioners. Hundreds of them all on their weekly day out, it's like a scene from Cocoon Meets The Walking Dead.

As a pensioner, who is glad of B&Q Wednesday, I take offence to this statement, you have obviously not got to be over 60, and hopefully one day you will, perhaps then you will understand when people are only on a small pension, but need d-i-y products

Sorry for any offence. I wouldn't take me too seriously though Ross, I ain't too far away myself these days.

This could be like that time @Covered End said he beats the living shit out of children who dare to come near him in swimming pools.

@Stig hates old people

I hate old people as well

cabbles said:

Covered End said:

cabbles said:

Stig said:

ross1 said:

Stig said:

Going to B&Q on a Wednesday, forgetting that it's pensioner day in there and running the gauntlet with hoards of pensioners. Hundreds of them all on their weekly day out, it's like a scene from Cocoon Meets The Walking Dead.

As a pensioner, who is glad of B&Q Wednesday, I take offence to this statement, you have obviously not got to be over 60, and hopefully one day you will, perhaps then you will understand when people are only on a small pension, but need d-i-y products

Sorry for any offence. I wouldn't take me too seriously though Ross, I ain't too far away myself these days.

This could be like that time @Covered End said he beats the living shit out of children who dare to come near him in swimming pools.

@Stig hates old people

I hate old people as well

@Covered End found lamping pensioners at b&q on Wednesdays under the instruction of @Stig

I'd start with RD.

Covered End said:

cabbles said:

Stig said:

ross1 said:

Stig said:

Going to B&Q on a Wednesday, forgetting that it's pensioner day in there and running the gauntlet with hoards of pensioners. Hundreds of them all on their weekly day out, it's like a scene from Cocoon Meets The Walking Dead.

As a pensioner, who is glad of B&Q Wednesday, I take offence to this statement, you have obviously not got to be over 60, and hopefully one day you will, perhaps then you will understand when people are only on a small pension, but need d-i-y products

Sorry for any offence. I wouldn't take me too seriously though Ross, I ain't too far away myself these days.

This could be like that time @Covered End said he beats the living shit out of children who dare to come near him in swimming pools.

@Stig hates old people

I hate old people as well

cabbles said:

Covered End said:

cabbles said:

Stig said:

ross1 said:

Stig said:

Going to B&Q on a Wednesday, forgetting that it's pensioner day in there and running the gauntlet with hoards of pensioners. Hundreds of them all on their weekly day out, it's like a scene from Cocoon Meets The Walking Dead.

As a pensioner, who is glad of B&Q Wednesday, I take offence to this statement, you have obviously not got to be over 60, and hopefully one day you will, perhaps then you will understand when people are only on a small pension, but need d-i-y products

Sorry for any offence. I wouldn't take me too seriously though Ross, I ain't too far away myself these days.

This could be like that time @Covered End said he beats the living shit out of children who dare to come near him in swimming pools.

@Stig hates old people

I hate old people as well

@Covered End found lamping pensioners at b&q on Wednesdays under the instruction of @Stig

I'd start with RD.

Just don't wait for him at the valley

cabbles said:

Covered End said:

cabbles said:

Stig said:

ross1 said:

Stig said:

Going to B&Q on a Wednesday, forgetting that it's pensioner day in there and running the gauntlet with hoards of pensioners. Hundreds of them all on their weekly day out, it's like a scene from Cocoon Meets The Walking Dead.

As a pensioner, who is glad of B&Q Wednesday, I take offence to this statement, you have obviously not got to be over 60, and hopefully one day you will, perhaps then you will understand when people are only on a small pension, but need d-i-y products

Sorry for any offence. I wouldn't take me too seriously though Ross, I ain't too far away myself these days.

This could be like that time @Covered End said he beats the living shit out of children who dare to come near him in swimming pools.

@Stig hates old people

I hate old people as well

@Covered End found lamping pensioners at b&q on Wednesdays under the instruction of @Stig

Over 65s only, using the code *S*T*I*G extra 25% if you can hold him up a bit longer.

cabbles said:

The addidas pogba advert. What a load of bollocks. It really is what I call 'Nike' football (yes, I'm aware it's an addidas advert). By 'Nike' football I mean a cheesy advert sort of befitting the kind of tripe they roll out on soccer am where they do the skills montage to some pony rap or hip hop tune or that skills school stuff they did.

It glamourises all the flair stuff, which let's be honest isn't what constitutes winning trophies.

Could not agree more @cobblers

the trend of so called "hooligans" smashing toilets up, then posted it on social media as if they've done something spectacular. man city being the latest lot, its pathetic.

inconsistent predictive text

Stuart the Red said:

Alwaysneil said:

That worrying feeling when mistakenly cooking and eating a couple of lamb samosas I thought I bought last week then realising they must be at least a week older than that as was on hols last week.

Hoping severe illness does not ensue.

Same here, especially when I saw that the sell-buy date was 2013!

It was a bought-frozen product, but I was very nervous nonetheless and now after 48 hours am I able to relax.

Frozen stuff is fine forever, I'm aware that is not a health and hygiene approved statement but when I sold my last house in 2013 I was eating out of the freezer in an attempt to empty it and also save some cash. There was stuff in there from 2006 and it didn't harm me.

Now I'm not trying to talk up my constitution here because that's too weak for Africa or Turkey. Any time I spend there is inclusive of intensive weight loss and a probable anal prolapse from the volume of time spent blasting and dribbling varying degrees of sloppy shit out brought on by the local delicately of e-coli

Carter said:

Stuart the Red said:

Alwaysneil said:

That worrying feeling when mistakenly cooking and eating a couple of lamb samosas I thought I bought last week then realising they must be at least a week older than that as was on hols last week.

Hoping severe illness does not ensue.

Same here, especially when I saw that the sell-buy date was 2013!

It was a bought-frozen product, but I was very nervous nonetheless and now after 48 hours am I able to relax.

Frozen stuff is fine forever, I'm aware that is not a health and hygiene approved statement but when I sold my last house in 2013 I was eating out of the freezer in an attempt to empty it and also save some cash. There was stuff in there from 2006 and it didn't harm me.

Now I'm not trying to talk up my constitution here because that's too weak for Africa or Turkey. Any time I spend there is inclusive of intensive weight loss and a probable anal prolapse from the volume of time spent blasting and dribbling varying degrees of sloppy shit out brought on by the local delicately of e-coli

I recall one of the TV chefs saying the same thing on tele a few years ago.

The demise of the words 'Thank You' from the English language when you stand aside to allow someone else through a narrow gap first.

The modern response is a Meirelike smirk conveying non verbally a perception of superiority and entitlement.

LenGlover said:

The demise of the words 'Thank You' from the English language when you stand aside to allow someone else through a narrow gap first.

The modern response is a Meirelike smirk conveying non verbally a perception of superiority and entitlement.

Len I truly believe people as a whole are less considerate as a whole today and so fixated on their world. Take that example I was raging about earlier re: the woman who couldn't be bothered to take out her oyster. Yes me getting stuck and not being the one to go through the gate was annoying, but it's more the fact that just because she's in cruise control and can't be bothered to just do that extra thing in a crowded place that enraged me.

I had a shocker of a day at work today and when you've had that and you have to get on that tube and do a commute, it's no wonder you dont hear more about people flipping out

He still around is he? Doesn't make it into Men at Home magazine

Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

Joey Essex

The fact someone can make a career out of being thick as shit really annoys me!

Unfortunately this says more about 'us' as a society than it does about him.

There's clearly a market for him at the moment so good luck to him I say.

I'm also far from convinced that he is genuinely as thick as he portrays.