The fact that half the drivers on the road no longer signal when turning left or right - it's not that big an effort you twats
When you come off the A2 at the Ebbsfleet junction there is a roundabout at the bottom... With two lanes you either go in the left lane towards Ebbsfleet or in the right lane back towards the A2 or up to Pepperhill Sainsburys / Gravesend.
EVERYONE goes in the Left Lane yet go right towards Gravesend meaning that when I go in the right lane I have to ensure I dont drift out into someone coming wide round themselves...
In what other situation would you put yourself in the left-lane only to go the opposite direction!!
I have the dentist at 4 o'clock, and I'm getting half of the bottom of my jaw numbed.. it's Friday night. So I either go out and drink soft drinks whilst the anasthetic wears off.. but look pissed and dribbly sipping an orange juice, or I go out at a bit later when the effects have gone and turn up sober when everyone else is pissed and dribbly.
On the plus side, every time I've gone to the dentist recently the dental nurses have been images of pure perfection..
I have the dentist at 4 o'clock, and I'm getting half of the bottom of my jaw numbed.. it's Friday night. So I either go out and drink soft drinks whilst the anasthetic wears off.. but look pissed and dribbly sipping an orange juice, or I go out at a bit later when the effects have gone and turn up sober when everyone else is pissed and dribbly.
On the plus side, every time I've gone to the dentist recently the dental nurses have been images of pure perfection..
Once they've finished the work, do a couple of massive lines, rub the rest of the wrap around your top gums to complete the effect, go out and get wankered.
I have the dentist at 4 o'clock, and I'm getting half of the bottom of my jaw numbed.. it's Friday night. So I either go out and drink soft drinks whilst the anasthetic wears off.. but look pissed and dribbly sipping an orange juice, or I go out at a bit later when the effects have gone and turn up sober when everyone else is pissed and dribbly.
On the plus side, every time I've gone to the dentist recently the dental nurses have been images of pure perfection..
Once they've finished the work, do a couple of massive lines, rub the rest of the wrap around your top gums to complete the effect, go out and get wankered.
yeah i was gonna say that numb feeling around the mouth is a pretty standard night out for m........
Being fkd about by my insurance company over covering the cost of a leak that means I have no bathroom and a whole in the kitchen and having to pay for the hotel bill currently out of my own pocket
When I have to take Greenie Jnr Jnr Jnr to the train station (45 min round trip) and he wakes me at 6-15am most mornings is annoying enough, however when he wakes me at 5-15am because the dolt has not put his clock back on his phone annoys me a lot more........!
When I have to take Greenie Jnr Jnr Jnr to the train station (45 min round trip) and he wakes me at 6-15am most mornings is annoying enough, however when he wakes me at 5-15am because the dolt has not put his clock back on his phone annoys me a lot more........!
When I have to take Greenie Jnr Jnr Jnr to the train station (45 min round trip) and he wakes me at 6-15am most mornings is annoying enough, however when he wakes me at 5-15am because the dolt has not put his clock back on his phone annoys me a lot more........!
The fact that it is somehow legal for cyclists to mount strobe lights on the front of the bike, made it almost impossible to see anything as a driver at night. People can be jailed for shining a laser in driver's eyes, how is this any different?
When I have to take Greenie Jnr Jnr Jnr to the train station (45 min round trip) and he wakes me at 6-15am most mornings is annoying enough, however when he wakes me at 5-15am because the dolt has not put his clock back on his phone annoys me a lot more........!
Greenie Jnr Jnr Jnr - I reckon that puts you at about 104 years old
Being told by my wife that the car park at my daughters dance class is a bit tight, laughing and telling her I'll be ok then scraping the car door down a fence post. Got home with my tail well and truly between my legs.
After managing to T-Cut out all the damage I did, my wife has done a proper job of it tonight. Scraped past a tipper truck and gouged the rear wing and both doors.
We've been away so only got around to putting it in for the repairs last night. Wife dropped it off and picked up the hire car but didn't take my license or details so I can't bloody drive it!
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EVERYONE goes in the Left Lane yet go right towards Gravesend meaning that when I go in the right lane I have to ensure I dont drift out into someone coming wide round themselves...
In what other situation would you put yourself in the left-lane only to go the opposite direction!!
On the plus side, every time I've gone to the dentist recently the dental nurses have been images of pure perfection..
Marcus Bent, Marcus Bent
Bastardised bunch of Bastds
The missus is going to be pissed!
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