General things that Annoy you
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Brits wanting Britain to be further away from France that it actually is in order that we can pretend we aren't part of Europe. Should be put to sea in boats with ropes attached to the UK and made to pull hard for a few days.2
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Alice in Wonderland the fucking movie version with Brad Pitt or whatever his name is. What a total arse.0
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Why? It's great TV.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Goggle Box
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Because it's not made by the BBCValleyGary said:
Why? It's great TV.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Goggle Box
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What watching people pretend they've forgot they're on camera? No mate, I'd sooner clean the chicken run out with me tongueValleyGary said:
Why? It's great TV.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Goggle Box
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Some people know they are on camera and they are shit but there are some great one liners and after all it's light TV. Plus the blonde bird is an absolute weapon.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
What watching people pretend they've forgot they're on camera? No mate, I'd sooner clean the chicken run out with me tongueValleyGary said:
Why? It's great TV.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Goggle Box
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She ain't bad, summin about her chubby sister that appeals an all, but they both cancelled out by the orange monsterValleyGary said:
Some people know they are on camera and they are shit but there are some great one liners and after all it's light TV. Plus the blonde bird is an absolute weapon.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
What watching people pretend they've forgot they're on camera? No mate, I'd sooner clean the chicken run out with me tongueValleyGary said:
Why? It's great TV.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Goggle Box
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The Malone family on Gogglebox who always have a bowl full of great big cakes or such like on the coffee table.
Apart from the five huge dogs sniffing around everywhere you have Ol’ man Malone’s dirty rotten trainers inches from said delights as he relaxes into his telly.
I am drawn to watch this horror story, but I don’t know why.
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The ones I like are (apologies don't know their names)
The Asian Blokes
The Geordies
The Posh Drunks ( are they in this series)
The Knitting mum, dad, brother and sister
The German dad.
Giles and Mary with the camouflaged armchair
The old scouse couple ( Leon?)
Don't like
The vicar
The newish family with mum with bright red hair
The Welsh couple (don't know why)
Ambivalent about the others.
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Good point - although it is, of course self explanatory. I would be pro EU if I lived in the UK, just for the record.Covered End said:
Brits wanting Britain to stay in The EU, in order that they do not have to live in Britain.Algarveaddick said:It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!
You couldn't make it up.0 - Sponsored links:
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Middle class people spending their weekend running through muddy obstacle courses0
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Being made to feel like Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady and Ian Huntley all rolled into one when the self service payment machine doesn't work in Sainsburys.
I told 'er indoors to wait at a conventional checkout for a normal human being but she knew better!
The stress of the whole experience has taken years off my life and there aren't that many to go!2 -
People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Also people who overuse "quotation marks". "That literally pisses me off".1 -
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assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
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GoOnYouHaddocks said:
People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Also people who overuse "quotation marks". "That literally pisses me off".https://youtu.be/1ydBhh4dR1I
I agree by the way!0 -
Wow he's an odd one, seems to spend a lot of his time tweeting abuse at celebrities that will never see itBedsaddick said:Morons like this
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Keeps them off the streets.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Middle class people spending their weekend running through muddy obstacle courses
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So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.rina said:
assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Dumb down Britain.
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Social media posts that go...
'*place name* - you've been great, see you again some time'
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sadly yesRedskin said:
So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.rina said:
assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Dumb down Britain.
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Sounds like a half wit. It's best to universally ignore this sort of prick unless he actually materialised from behind his computer screen; then we could queue up like that scene from Airplane! to knock some sense into him.Bedsaddick said:Morons like this
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You are literally a dinosaur.Redskin said:
So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.rina said:
assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Dumb down Britain.
Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.3 -
Because we are Charlton fans, we rarely get to experience anything remotely approaching a feeling of superiority...Addickted2TheReds said:
You are literally a dinosaur.Redskin said:
So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.rina said:
assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Dumb down Britain.
Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.3 -
Perhaps 'generation' insinuating young people specifically was a little unfair; they are plenty of cretins of my age that fall into this category.Addickted2TheReds said:
You are literally a dinosaur.Redskin said:
So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.rina said:
assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Dumb down Britain.
Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.
The Not sure why you feel need to... is straight out of the Irving book of having one's nose put out of joint, but the reason being - in this particular instance - is because I am superior. Literally.
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Yes it was the generation comment and yes it did put my nose out of joint. Figuratively.0
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People who encourage their bloody dogs to bark, Ive had the neighbours in my ear for the last hour and bloody half .1
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People who play hold music out loud in the office.2
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has the word "virtually" gone this way too ?Redskin said:
Perhaps 'generation' insinuating young people specifically was a little unfair; they are plenty of cretins of my age that fall into this category.Addickted2TheReds said:
You are literally a dinosaur.Redskin said:
So because the Facebook/ X-Box/ chicken-nugget generation don't know the meaning of literally, it has to be changed to accommodate their stupidity and end up meaning the opposite of its definition.rina said:
assume you don't realise that the dictionary definition of Literally was changed a couple of years ago to include the informal meaning Figuratively so those people are all using it correctly. that will probably annoy you even more thoughGoOnYouHaddocks said:People who use the word "literally" when they really mean it "figuratively". Such as "I literally laughed my head off" or "I literally died of embarrassment".
Dumb down Britain.
Not sure why you feel the need to express your point with such a feeling of superiority.
The Not sure why you feel need to... is straight out of the Irving book of having one's nose put out of joint, but the reason being - in this particular instance - is because I am superior. Literally.
yours sincerely Mr B Rubble
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Parcel tracking info that just says, 'We have your parcel and is't on it's way'. Ffs0