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Shouldnt you be moaning about the Cold weather we're having then rather than the Hot weather?ValleyGary said:This really hot weather we keep having.
Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?
Or are you moaning about the fact that the weather cant make its mind up?0 -
Particularly off the back of the "hottest summer since.....blah blah blah" bollocks we heard a few weeks ago.ValleyGary said:This really hot weather we keep having.
Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?3 -
SarcasmForeverAddickted said:
Shouldnt you be moaning about the Cold weather we're having then rather than the Hot weather?ValleyGary said:This really hot weather we keep having.
Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?
Or are you moaning about the fact that the weather cant make its mind up?
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Literally logged into this thread to moan about shite weather during half term.
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People who bring their bad moods to work and use them as a basis for how to treat people2
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The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.18
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My postman and his annoying habit of dropping elastic bands over my drive way.
Why my property and not my next door neighbour?1 -
I believe the elastic bands are put around bunches of letters strategically, so the postie knows that when he/she gets to a band in the pile of letters, there is also a parcel in his/her sack to be delivered to that house.
So the answer is stop ordering so much shite off the internet.
Unless of course I've made that theory up to make sense of all the elastic bands on my drive.5 -
DaveMehmet said:
The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
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I don’t like modern profanities like cockwomble.
We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.
I for one will not be using this modern parlance.
Outraged of CL.
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13 stoneDaveMehmet said:The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
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It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!
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Don't disagree with you, although the youth of today overuse what I consider to be the special occasion swearwords like c#%t and f*$k so much these days that they hardly have any impact anymore. You have to really use your imagination if you want to properly offend someone, although that's no excuse for using terms like "cockwomble", which sounds like it was invented by some beardy, annoying hipster type.Raith_C_Chattonell said:I don’t like modern profanities like cockwomble.
We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.
I for one will not be using this modern parlance.
Outraged of CL.
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When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY2
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And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!3 -
It could be worse, they could say, 'on vacation'.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
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Fixed that for you FA...ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
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Garrrhhhhh f**king holibobsAlgarveaddick said:
Fixed that for you FA...ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
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ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!Stig said:
It could be worse, they could say, 'on vacation'.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
Algarveaddick said:
Fixed that for you FA...ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
Fecking 'ell guys you need a holiday............. Only 108 sleeps and I'm off on my holibobs.....ForeverAddickted said:
Garrrhhhhh f**king holibobsAlgarveaddick said:
Fixed that for you FA...ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!! 2 -
T.C.E said:ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!Stig said:
It could be worse, they could say, 'on vacation'.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
Algarveaddick said:
Fixed that for you FA...ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
Fecking 'ell guys you need a holiday............. Only 108 sleeps and I'm off on my holibobs.....ForeverAddickted said:
Garrrhhhhh f**king holibobsAlgarveaddick said:
Fixed that for you FA...ForeverAddickted said:
And you get from them... Only 55 more sleeps / only 54 more sleeps.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
I dont f**king care about your Holibobs, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
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Wrong, it's only holiday if you're going on holiday.markwebb25 said:When you ask someone at work where someone is and they say annual leave. It's HOLIDAY
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24 year old teachers banging students and this time it's not mano é mano...
I'd have happily spent time with this attractive lady teacher when I was 13...0 -
Chris Packham.4
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Throw a shit mobile at the wall, put battery back in, alls good.
Drop a decent mobile about half a yard, new phone ffs0 -
The current Facebook trend of people writing something like "I know no one will read this, but when I'm bored I like to dress in a tutu and prance about the kitchen pretending I'm a magical unicorn!"
At first, I assumed it was some bint attention-seeking. But the fact that I've seen it so many times means it's almost definitely to raise awareness for cancer.
And as another poster on here once asked - What's the point? Who isn't aware of cancer? It does literally nothing to raise money for Cancer Research.4 -
Click baiting1
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13.2 if you want to be pedantic.Carter said:
13 stoneDaveMehmet said:The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
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Goggle Box2
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Hemsley and errr, oh Hemsley1
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Brits wanting Britain to stay in The EU, in order that they do not have to live in Britain.Algarveaddick said:It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!
You couldn't make it up.8
