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The thought of Rob, getting up and reading this, and having to go for a lie down straight away. Have you NO thought for his health Raith?Raith_C_Chattonell said:The lousy 500 quid donated to the charities of Pointless celebrities who fail to hit the jackpot. It’s Saturday night, prime time TV FFS, it should be £5000. (Oh by the way I never watch it - I'm too busy reading stuff).
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I was strolling down a road a few years back and a young woman in a small car was making a terrible hash out of a three-point turn and badly holding up the traffic. An irate cab driver lent out of his window and shouted in an expletive-laden rant "what do you think you are playing at?" The woman zipped down her window, smiled sweetly and said, merely, "taxi drivers".Riviera said:LONDON BLACK CAB DRIVERS!!!!
Especially when they are driving round the suburbs. Arrogant shits who think the own the bloody road. All of them.7 -
Messi and Ronaldo do play some shit teams in the bottom half of La Liga. I think the quality of the prem is higher at the bottom end and I couldn't see them scoring 50+ goals1
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No definitely noti_b_b_o_r_g said:Coldplay
Yesi_b_b_o_r_g said:Rhianna
Yes 100%i_b_b_o_r_g said:Cheryl Cole
No, I wish the letter bomb had workedi_b_b_o_r_g said:Bjork
He's reinvented himself for the modern era but noi_b_b_o_r_g said:Craig David
Tough one, I've never had an older woman and it is something I want to strike off the old bucket list. Let me get back to youI_was_Floyd said:Annie Lennox
Are you sick man?i_b_b_o_r_g said:Thimon Le Bon
Nahi_b_b_o_r_g said:Oh, Simon Peg
Potentially.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Alan Carr
This is a Would ya? thread right.....4 -
@cabbles I sleep with an older woman. It's not what it's cracked up to be.
Mind you, no doubt she feels the same about sleeping with an older bloke.
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Norwich, Sunderland, Newcastle, Bournemouth, Villa, WBA.....hardly good sides either.cafcnick1992 said:Messi and Ronaldo do play some shit teams in the bottom half of La Liga. I think the quality of the prem is higher at the bottom end and I couldn't see them scoring 50+ goals
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Noi_b_b_o_r_g said:Coldplay
If she asked nicelyi_b_b_o_r_g said:Rhianna
Yeah I'd go back there againi_b_b_o_r_g said:Cheryl Cole
No thanksi_b_b_o_r_g said:Bjork
NoI_was_Floyd said:Annie Lennox
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Yeah you've got to have Cheryl the first time before you go back again @Ricky_otto lol!0
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Th one in Little Mix with the thunder thighs doesn't annoy me at all, far from it!0
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Says the man who spends half his life in prisonsAddickUpNorth said:i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Lube it up, job doneDaveMehmet said:
Must make your eyes wateri_b_b_o_r_g said:People sticking their oar in
I'll vouch for that.
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I think I might be confusing myself @ForeverAddickted. think I might have been with somebody else and thinking of Cheryl.....nice whilst it lasted.ForeverAddickted said:Yeah you've got to have Cheryl the first time before you go back again @Ricky_otto lol!
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Are they worse than the worst half dozen in Spain?ValleyGary said:
Norwich, Sunderland, Newcastle, Bournemouth, Villa, WBA.....hardly good sides either.cafcnick1992 said:Messi and Ronaldo do play some shit teams in the bottom half of La Liga. I think the quality of the prem is higher at the bottom end and I couldn't see them scoring 50+ goals
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I've seen Rayo Vallecano & Sporting Gijon live in the past (Barcelona vs Rayo 6-1 last March, Real vs Gijon 7-1 (a long time ago))Algarveaddick said:
Are they worse than the worst half dozen in Spain?ValleyGary said:
Norwich, Sunderland, Newcastle, Bournemouth, Villa, WBA.....hardly good sides either.cafcnick1992 said:Messi and Ronaldo do play some shit teams in the bottom half of La Liga. I think the quality of the prem is higher at the bottom end and I couldn't see them scoring 50+ goals
I've also noticed that Granada have had to bring in Watford players to improve their squad...
So yeah from my experience the Spanish league is overrated outside the top 4/5 and is worse than the Premier league.
Do people miss how Ronaldo has got worse when he playes in international games but scores more goals in La Liga than he did at Manchester United? (He's still not shit, but it's the only way to compare the leagues)2 -
Messi really isn't on fire this season either:
Player Name Team Goals
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Luis Suárez Barcelona 25
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Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid 22
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Karim Benzema Real Madrid 19
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Neymar Barcelona 18
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Borja González Tomás Eibar 16
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Lionel Messi Barcelona 15
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Lucas Pérez Martínez Deportivo de La Coruña 14
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Aritz Aduriz Zubeldia Athletic Bilbao 13
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Gareth Bale Real Madrid 13
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Kevin Gameiro Sevilla 13
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Imanol Agirretxe Real Sociedad 12
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Antoine Griezmann Atlético Madrid 12
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Rubén Castro Real Betis 10
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Antonio Sanabria Sporting de Gijón 10
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Francisco Alcácer García Valencia 9
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Charles Dias de Oliveira Málaga 9
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Iago Aspas Celta de Vigo 9
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Javi Guerra Rayo Vallecano 9
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Jozabed Sánchez Ruiz Rayo Vallecano 9
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Manuel Agudo Durán Celta de Vigo 8
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Cédric Bakambu Villarreal 8
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Deyverson Brum Silva Acosta Levante 7
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Jonathas Cristian de Jesus Real Sociedad 7
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Iñaki Williams Athletic Bilbao 7
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Felipe Caicedo Espanyol 60 -
Yeah but Iago Aspas has nine goals...!!!
We were interested in Cedric Bakambu who has eight so shows how rubbish he is, if he came to play for Charlton he'd barely get any (Although that is partly because we cant create anything rather than how hard the Division is)1 -
Messi was injured for a while this season. Those 15 goals have come in 20 games. Plus he's moved out wide to allow for Suarez to play centre forward.
Ronaldo scored 31 goals in 34 league games for an ok United side. Suarez in an average Liverpool side got 31 in 33.
Messi would easily cut it in the Prem (which was my original point). I also believe if he played for a side that creates chances, like City or Arsenal, he would get 35+ goals in a Premiership season.
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We'll never know though, that's my point.
We know Ronaldo could cut it. He has been there and done it. Messi though? not sure he'd handle the physical side as much as the slower ticcy taccy he has become so accustomed to.0 -
Messi gets kicked up in the air on a regular basis more than any player I've seen. The Spanish are cynical bastards at times.Dazzler21 said:We'll never know though, that's my point.
We know Ronaldo could cut it. He has been there and done it. Messi though? not sure he'd handle the physical side as much as the slower ticcy taccy he has become so accustomed to.1 -
people breaking into mockney (when they are actually from Essex and went to private school)
"the geezers 'avin a giraffe if he finks i'm paying 'im furty bags"
all to do with settling a trade at, which is his job and he will pay it as soon as he is told to.1 -
One of my mates at work does that hilariously. I've worked with him for years and I'm still not sure if he's mimicking and taking the piss or its sub-conscious and occurs naturallycafcdave123 said:people breaking into mockney (when they are actually from Essex and went to private school)
"the geezers 'avin a giraffe if he finks i'm paying 'im furty bags"
all to do with settling a trade at, which is his job and he will pay it as soon as he is told to.
Speaking to a west country bod he goes all beastly bugger
To someone from the northeast why ay man1 - Sponsored links:
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Was that some sort of joke dressing the poor girl up like that or was it to make her mates look good?Riviera said:Th one in Little Mix with the thunder thighs doesn't annoy me at all, far from it!
I don't know why I watch the Brits, its awful, it must be out of some strange sense of tradition and it takes of the TV.
Same thing every year, hosted by unfunny presenters trying hard to get a ripple of applause or a laugh and failing.
The "artists" are mostly manufactured clones and year on year we have Annie bloody Lennoxs, if she is not "winning" woman artist of the year they wheel her out to present something.
Then there's the perennial Cold Play, I'd rather have root canal than listen to them.
The Bowie tribute bit weren't to bad but went down hill when Kate Bush wanabe Lordes crucified a classic.
The Brits really annoy me.1 -
Only ever seen tiny snippets when something newsworthy happens. Just saw a clip of Adele accepting her award (the new Annie Lennox?) and the crowd sounded like a hockey international at Wembley in the 70s. Does anyone male or over the age of 14 attend?0
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Adam Johnson had an invite but couldn't make it for some reason.1
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Thanks Charltonkeston saved me from typing it. 100%0
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The couples having houses built on programs like Grand Design and Amazing Spaces, don't know why, but they all get on my wick0
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Trying to comprehend infinity3
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The fact that when I'm trying to walk somewhere one or both shoelaces comes undone seemingly at regular intervals so I have to stop and retie it.
Yet when I get home and actually want to remove my shoes I can't undo the bloody things for love nor money and invariably I have an awkward knot to contend with.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qszchSix-a-bag-of-nuts said:Trying to comprehend infinity
get this down you1 -
The new Admiral insurance advert, really makes my teeth itch...4
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People that park at night facing the flow of traffic with their fecking headlights on. Turn the things off.........9
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