Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

Crumpet

1…34689…11

Comments

  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    edited April 2013
    Right. As men (you lot) what's your opinion on blokes wondering about the city with their shirts off?
    I am gernerally all for attractive people getting their kit off, but when I see these fellas with their tops off, sunglasses on, wondering about the streets of our fair city I can't help but think they look like absolute tw*ts.
    Case in point, Waterloo yesterday at about 3pm. Man with his top off, khaki shorts and a pair of aviators "casually" doing handstands. I wanted to kick him.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,006
    I'd prefer it if it was women :-)
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    EastStand said:

    Right. As men (you lot) what's your opinion on blokes wondering about the city with their shirts off?
    I am gernerally all for attractive people getting their kit off, but when I see these fellas with their tops off, sunglasses on, wondering about the streets of our fair city I can't help but think they look like absolute tw*ts.
    Case in point, Waterloo yesterday at about 3pm. Man with his top off, khaki shorts and a pair of aviators "casually" doing handstands. I wanted to kick him.

    I believe the Latin is Bellendus Maximus Twatorus
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Or perhaps Knobus Jockus

    Really doing handstands on the street ? Why ?

    I'll have to try that next time I am wandering around the City with no shirt on.

  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Covered End said:

    I'd prefer it if it was women :-)

    Most of the women I've seen lately would have black eyes.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited April 2013
    EastStand said:

    Right. As men (you lot) what's your opinion on blokes wondering about the city with their shirts off?
    I am gernerally all for attractive people getting their kit off, but when I see these fellas with their tops off, sunglasses on, wondering about the streets of our fair city I can't help but think they look like absolute tw*ts.
    Case in point, Waterloo yesterday at about 3pm. Man with his top off, khaki shorts and a pair of aviators "casually" doing handstands. I wanted to kick him.

    #jelousmuch

    Wasn't me I don't go topless in the uk... Too self critical.

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Still pretty much covered up in my neck of the woods. Which is, on the whole, a blessing.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited April 2013
    lancashire lad said:

    It is my theory that a girls bum size is indicative of her breast size.

    Some years ago when I used to walk across London Bridge to work I would put my theory to the test, of course there was no way of proving it but it was very pleasant when an expected 32A looked more a 32DD

    This theory is patently wrong from my experience.
  • Matt_francis87
    Matt_francis87 Posts: 62
    Yorkshireaddick said:

    Grimsby...isn't Cleethorpes beach one of the biggest in the country? Would I need binoculars or do you have those pay telescope thingies on the prom? :)

    There are couple but might be best bring your binoculars lol saves you paying to use one of the telescopes then !!!!!!

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    grimsbyaddick said:

    Yorkshireaddick said:

    Grimsby...isn't Cleethorpes beach one of the biggest in the country? Would I need binoculars or do you have those pay telescope thingies on the prom? :)

    There are couple but might be best bring your binoculars lol saves you paying to use one of the telescopes then !!!!!!

    The only thing with binoculars is you don't have a free hand.
  • Sponsored links:



  • Man_About_Town
    Man_About_Town Posts: 997
    If any of you have been to Perth you will know it'snone of the best places in the World for crumpet, followed by Sydney and London (City) a close third.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    freemantle in perth was awsome ditto for broome and byron bay.
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    Working in Hendon today near Middlesex Uni. Absolutely draw dropping the tottie here. Some of these outfits shouldn't be allowed... but thank god they are!
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    I've been in my Whitechapel Office this morning...

    image

    Not quite the same as being surrounded by American students on the Mile End Campus. Thank god I'm back at Mile End for the rest of the week :)
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    JohnBoyUK said:

    I've been in my Whitechapel Office this morning...

    image

    Not quite the same as being surrounded by American students on the Mile End Campus. Thank god I'm back at Mile End for the rest of the week :)

    Surely a World Ya?
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Although not quite what i envisaged on this thread, at least John has abided by the rules.
    Pictures gents, not idle chitter chatter eh?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    edited April 2013
    is that Paul Elliott on the right?
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    Robbo on the wing said:

    Although not quite what i envisaged on this thread, at least John has abided by the rules.
    Pictures gents, not idle chitter chatter eh?

    I have been waiting for the first perv to post up evidence of what he has been oggling

  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    I tried taking some photos at lunch but it is difficult without them spotting what you are doing
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    cfgs said:

    Robbo on the wing said:

    Although not quite what i envisaged on this thread, at least John has abided by the rules.
    Pictures gents, not idle chitter chatter eh?

    I have been waiting for the first perv to post up evidence of what he has been oggling

    Oi I freely admit to being a perv but come on...

  • Sponsored links:



  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    JohnBoyUK said:

    cfgs said:

    Robbo on the wing said:

    Although not quite what i envisaged on this thread, at least John has abided by the rules.
    Pictures gents, not idle chitter chatter eh?

    I have been waiting for the first perv to post up evidence of what he has been oggling

    Oi I freely admit to being a perv but come on...

    I was more alluding to sneakily taken photos of young ladies that are less wrapped up than that, it is only a matter of time.
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,411
    noone has the bottle, keyboard warriors... :P

    I work in croydon so havent seen any talent im afraid, more pics still
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    I was in Woolwich today.

    Sure I clocked a birds ankle at one point!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    PL54 said:

    I tried taking some photos at lunch but it is difficult without them spotting what you are doing

    I have a boffin mate who has an app on his jailbroken i-phone that allows him to secretly photograph suitable ahem, objects of interest. Don't understand how it works, don't want to and yes we are a bit worried about him... but some cracking pictures!
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,987
    Man_About_Town said:

    If any of you have been to Perth you will know it'snone of the best places in the World for crumpet, followed by Sydney and London (City) a close third.

    Medellin, Colombia. Sunglasses mandatory.

  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    A few of us on our group message like to play a game of 'stealth'. Unfortunately one Lego haired member of the group forgot to turn the click off coming back from a game a little while ago and got chased down the platform by the bird.
  • QatarNapsy
    QatarNapsy Posts: 998
    edited April 2013
    JohnBoyUK said:

    I've been in my Whitechapel Office this morning...

    image

    Not quite the same as being surrounded by American students on the Mile End Campus. Thank god I'm back at Mile End for the rest of the week :)

    Showing that amount of skin in public would never be tolerated here in Qatar ;-)

  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    A very disappointing day by Kings Cross today, it must be said - expected better.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    So spring is over for another year.
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,844
    Man_About_Town said:

    If any of you have been to Perth you will know it'snone of the best places in the World for crumpet, followed by Sydney and London (City) a close third.

    It's why I live there!

Categories

“Marketplace”